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I don't care what you think, this show rocks....

ophelia by opheliaOG 2003 · Nov 19, 2003 · 669 views

Once upon a time...I used to make fun of my sister, for watching a show, on the Disney channel, called Even Stevens...My reasons?..well, #1,I thought, IT'S ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL, which means it can't be anything but corney...#2 If my sister likes it, it's probably not too quality of a show...One day..I watched it, only because I fliped by it & saw the main character playing the drums..Like most musicians, whenever we see somebody in a show playing in insturment, we MUST watch intently to figure out if the person's actually playing..Or if it's just a record playing in the back...

THIS SHOW IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SHOWS ON TV, I KID YOU NOT

..I've been watching it for like a month now, & I cry laughing @ every episode, it's pure genius..anybody ever see it b4?....do NOT write it off, it's freakin hilarious...

All hail the mighty - Shia Labouf

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Today's Episode Recap(I'll do this every so often, whenever I feel like it)

HAHAHA..ok

~*~ Louis' locker @ school has a pipe behind it that's begining to leak steam, and due to the moisture fungal lifeforms begin to inhabit the locker - One of which becomes animate and damages a tennis racket Louis uses to defend himself - Louis, is then assigned a janitor closet as his new locker. The closet is dark & creepy, so to spruce it up, he forges a principal signature on a work order, and has construction workers come in and turn the janitor closet into a party-lair w/a mexican theme. A wild shindig, complete w/sombreros, a mariachi band, & strobe lights ensues in the "locker".

(sub-story) Ren struggles w/the pressure to keep her perfect A average.

****EVEN STEVENS MARATHON, TOMORROW, TURKEY DAY, FROM 11AM ON, ENDING WITH THE EVEN STEVENS MOVIE....CATCH UP ON ALL THE EPISODES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!!..NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!****

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rocksupastar #14 rocksupastarFounder

hmm man, i dont know about you...

ophelia #14.1 opheliaOG 2003

#1..I used to think this show was retarded too..until i watched it...#2..hmm, umm, lets just skip to #3..everybody likes it but u!..maybe YOU'RE the one that's wrong!

yodasucka #14.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

correction- not EVERY one likes it...

rocksupastar #14.1.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

yea bro, i think its just you.

fivezero #13 fivezeroOG 2003

i watched Even Stevens last night for like the second time. it was majorly funny. Shia was all young and little and had no fro. i forget what happened, but his sister got her foot stuck in the toilet and she got all wet, so gross. so shia provocatively danced with this kids mom as a diversion! and she got out without anyone seeing. i was dying.

ophelia #13.1 opheliaOG 2003

yeah!!..i saw this one, twas quite funny..I think one of the funniest episodes i've seen though, is the one where louis for some reason throws a frozen turkey through the wall in the basement - & finds that there's a tunnel behind the wall..he does research & finds that some guy who was the founder of a sausage company used to live in his house a century ago - and thinks his "missing fortune" might be beyond the tunnel...haha..so..he, through a clever system involving beans, and cargo pants, digs through the tunnel to the end, & there's a door - he goes inside & they copy the last scene of indian jones & the the last crusade, haha,& there's a golden sausege involved..it was great

ophelia #12 opheliaOG 2003 offtopic

whoever labled all my comments informative in here just got like 15 points in the "who does bryan think is cool" contest!

tinser #12.1 tinserOG 2002

that would be two by fivezero, and one by me...but i'm the one marking this comment as off topic, sorrrry

ophelia #12.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

how dare u you betray our friendship with your insutling labels!

tinser #12.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

haha, off topic isn't a bad thing

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh..so are you saying you enjoy my off topicness?...

(please move this to the macking forum)

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, that was an impressive display of twisting words

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

ah...so..not only, do you adore the off topic nature of my comments, you're impressed, by my word manipulation skills...lets just stop beating around the bush & get married already...the limo's waitin outside your house

tinser tinserOG 2002

haha, okay...but i'm in class now...so it's gonna take me a good 30 hour to get home...and you know how girls can be with getting ready...i hope you have the limo for the whole day

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Excuse me Bryan?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

ut oh....someone is breaking hearts right and left

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh, umm..hmmmmm....yeah, about that....I had a chat w/ben, and, for some reason he wasn't cool w/the the whole "us getting married" thing...so...is it ok if i marry courtney?..I mean, i wont if you don't want me too...it's just...she's so pretty!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ophelia

all this girl-swapping is getting disgusting. the new tag on the bottom of the screen should read "we're all shameless swingers."

malibu malibuOG 2001 fivezero

hahahahaha. i like it. (a lot)

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 fivezero

::in austin myers voice::...YEAH baby...I'm thinking about starting my own website called Shagzabel

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ophelia

say pretty pretty please! with sugar on top!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ophelia

Why does Ben have to go and ruin everything!?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 thatdarngirl

if Ben read this site he'd shoot himself in the face with a shotgun. trigger actuated by big toe.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 fivezero

I think if Ben ever thought of coming on ezabel he'd shoot himself. He thinks it's evil.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 thatdarngirl

I dunno..I had the ring picked out & everything.....

tinser tinserOG 2002 ophelia

haha, are you trying to flatter me for points?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 informative tinser

nooo..i've already learned that flattery doesn't gain you points in the existentialism game...

yodasucka #11 yodasuckaOG 2003

ok so i watched thisshow yesterday and it is so retarded... this kid some how got people to pay him for sleeping in a bed for 48 hours... tell me how that would EVER happen in real life...

ophelia #11.1 opheliaOG 2003 informative

if you have a satalite, or digital cable system, hit the "show info" button & find out what year the episode you're watching is from...anything from 2000 generally isn't funny, he was too young...2002 & up, PURE comedy

yodasucka #11.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

ok.. its not that serious...

ophelia #11.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

actually it's even more serious

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i was gonna say, dude. you're being very cool about this.

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

I HEART YOU RICHARD!!

flyingfree1125 #10 flyingfree1125OG 2001

I love shia labouf, i saw him on the wayne brady show once and he said his name translated into english means, thank god for beef

ophelia #10.1 opheliaOG 2003

kid's freakin hilarious - I hear he's in charlies angels or something?....

flyingfree1125 #10.1.1 flyingfree1125OG 2001

he is... hes there all being funny and cute and stuff.. i love him.. have you seen that holes movie? he stars in that

ophelia #10.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003 offtopic

does KA stand for kansas?

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

no that would be KS

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yeah, that's what I thought..but..lol, look down @ what she said - she thinks it IS Kansas' abreviation...there's no such abreviation as KA

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001

is it really? and here i thought it was KA... thats odd... ill have to change that then.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

haha..yeah, you're confusing folks!..either you change the abreviation, or, america adds a state entitled Kansasa

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

KA is a WHEEL

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001

yes... but i really live in NewJersey.. I just say I am from Smallville cause thats where Clark Kent was born..

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

u might wanna change it to KS

ophelia #10.2 opheliaOG 2003 informative

haha, yeah, he was interviewed on Conan Obrian, and the said that his name means beef in french, but, the rabi in his synegogue(however u spell it) failed french & he thinks it actually means pork - & jews are all anti pork & stuff, so, he says because of this the rabi doesn't like him never lets him get any action on the jewish basketball team he coaches, he "plays the race card" as he put it..haha

skaorsk8 #9 skaorsk8OG 2002

ok...bryan...i was home friday night (snowing) so i stayed on the couch and watched this show...you're right, it's very good ...and ren is kinda cute in an odd way..never mind

that kid's hair is pretty crazy, he reminds me of the guy from boy meets world

anyway, the episode i saw was where ren and louis go on a game show to prove how much they hate each other...which was very entertaining, to say the least

forrestina #9.1 forrestinaOG 2002

bryan hasn't seen this episode! i was telling him about it.

ophelia #9.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

no, I caught it @ the same time as dan...this show should win like, the nobel peace prize or something.....it's comedy has united countries that were once @ civil unrest, it's mended the wounds of broken relationships, it's a modern day marvel!

ophelia #9.2 opheliaOG 2003

o my goodness, dan, hill, just admited, that I am RIGHT about something!....armagedon's tomorrow, that was the seventh sign...and..yeah, ren is kinda cute, I agree...I think tawnee's cuter though..she's in a show that's on thursday nights @9!...too bad I have that time travelers club @ that time, I usually miss it

ophelia #8 opheliaOG 2003

EVEN STEVENS MARATHON!!..TOMORROW!!!..REFER TO THE ABOVE POSTED COMMENT

beachbum #8.1 beachbumOG 2002

haha i didn't even see this comment last week and i watched part of it and i was thinking of you. i was like man, i hope he knows this is on...

esprit15d #7 esprit15dOG 2003

I like this show too, though it I rarely get to see it. The chocolate episode was good!

"Chocopalooza!!!"

"What is that?"
"I don't know, it tastes like dirt."

fivezero #6 fivezeroOG 2003

i saw ONE episode. and all i can remember is there being a cottage cheese water balloon and the kids jacket being totally covered in cottoge cheese and him just gritting his teeth and bearing it.

ophelia #6.1 opheliaOG 2003

take another look @ the show, once you catch on to Louis' humor, & the show's unique & obscure-comedy style, you'll love it

fivezero #6.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

i'll check it out. i don't really have any shows that i actually sit down and watch. i just kinds catch stuff now and then.

ophelia #6.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

yeah, only shows I try to make sure I catch are this, sanford & son, and darma & greg

ophelia #6.1.1.2 opheliaOG 2003

yeah, only shows I try to make sure I catch are this, sanford & son, and darma & greg

malibu malibuOG 2001

i love dharma and greg!!! and i always try very hard to be availale to watch VIVA LA BAM!!!!!!!! that show is stinkin amazing!!!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

viva la bam iss genius. cracks me up so bad. he does all the things i wish i could do to my family. the beef tooth paste ruled!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

and call me crazy but the homoerotic charms of Wild Boyz is extremely funny and mildly educational. i just like to hear them laugh.

malibu malibuOG 2001

phil is fat! phil is fat!!
i can't believe i missed the one where he turns his house into a castle for the family reunion. i wish i saw it!!!! i'm waiting for re-runs.

ophelia #5 opheliaOG 2003

I swear, this show gets better EVERY TIME I WATCH IT, today's episode was hilarious, haha....above, you'll find a new segment entitled "Today's Episode Recap"

thatdarngirl #4 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I keep hearing from all different people about this show. Out in service, Tammy Chesley brought it up and said how funny it is.

ophelia #4.1 opheliaOG 2003 informative

Well then go watch it!!..NOW!!!...

It's on the Disney Channel show times are as follows...

Monday through Friday: 6:30pm, 9:30pm, 12:00am....

It comes on THREE TIMES A FREAKIN' DAY, you have NO excuse to miss it

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

3 words . GEE AYE WHY

forrestina #2 forrestinaOG 2002

i have to say i found myself watching this show a lot at home.

ophelia #2.1 opheliaOG 2003

and yet ANOTHER closet-Even Stevens fan comes to light..come on folks, I know there's more of you out there

yodasucka #1 yodasuckaOG 2003

ur only saying this cuz ur in love with the 12 year old girl on it....

ophelia #1.1 opheliaOG 2003

#1, there are like 4 girls on this show, #2, NONE of them are 12, #3, THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!...the Corey Matthews lookalike kid is like my freakin idol

yodasucka #1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

okie there buddie

beachbum #1.1.2 beachbumOG 2002

i've seen it a couple of times. i only stop and watch for the curly head kid too. he is soo stinkin funny. and he is so goofy it reminds me of my brother.

ophelia #1.1.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

he's a freakin genius!!!....like, seriously, WHO KNEW the disney channel could contain a person of such humor..like, everything he does, whether he means for it to be funny or not, it results in a total laugh-fest for me

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

just the expressions he makes when he talks is too funny. man and andrew runs screaming anytime i watch it. i'll have to tell him someone else appreciates the humor in it too. just a question-have you ever seen The Tribe on WAM?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I'm assuming WAM is a channel of some sort?...no, never heard of it...

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

yeah it's a channel. on my tv it's right before the disney channels. but tribe is an incredibly gay show (i think it's a british or australian show so you know it's kinda weird) that i can't believe i watch but somehow i can't stop. it's so dumb and the acting SO horrible i can't stop laughing, even though it's supposed to be a drama.

yodasucka #1.1.2.2 yodasuckaOG 2003

that kid was in the movie Holes... the way he talked annoyed me.. i don't know if he talks the same in the show...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

THAT MOVIE WAS AMMMAAZZZING...ANOTHER shock, I thought it was going to be horrible..awesome motifs...very creative story line, I was so surprised

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

i haven't seen the movie but that kid was the only reason i kinda wanted to. is he funny in it?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that's a GREAT movie...highly recommended...i would like some sploodge

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

DUDE!!...d'you see that light bulb floating above my head?!?!..I GOT AN IDEA!!...Lets not only watch bubble boy tomorrow, but HOLES TOO!!..Most folks haven't seen it

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

um... lemme think about it... no

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

no he's not funny @ all, but, see, he's not supposed to be in this movie..he TOTALLY changes his character, show's how good of an actor the lil kid is cause you can tell being funny comes natural to him..so he prolly had to fight against his nature to play this role..I don't think he makes like one joke or does one funny thing in the entire movie

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

that book is one of my faves. we have the movie dvd right mel?

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003

yea i bought the DVD the other day....

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