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Movies I Have No Desire To See...And..Why

ophelia by opheliaOG 2003 · Feb 17, 2004 · 474 views

Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
I dunno how old she is, but, that Lindsay Lowhan chick's kinda cute...Regardless of this, This movie looks sooooo corney(at least I think it does)...Like..There's enough shallow teeny boppers out there as it is, why promote this via cinema...

You Got Served
Oh my god - Looks like a hour & twenty minute long rap video - lol, I just "love" it when the hip hop mentality of having to prove one's self, & actin all thugy/street is presented as being cool..Looks like SUCH a simple minded movie..Did the fast & furious directer do this one too?..cause..they have very simular vibes

"I Get Kinda Nasely" - Based on the life and experiences of Daniel Hill
Ok - hanging out w/the guy on occasion is enough - I aint paying $9 & sitting down for 2 hours to see Keanu Reeves(yeah, he actually agreed to play Dan) try & portray the guy...Although, I DID hear there's a pretty steamy love scene between Dan and his pet turtle...

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aviator #17 aviatorOG 2004 offtopic

AS I am now #67 all time passing oobiewan HAHA

ophelia #16 opheliaOG 2003

despite her(lindsay lohan)'s beauty, i still stand by my disgust for her teeneage drama queen movie...

theremin #15 thereminOG 2002

"Thirteen Going On 30" (All they did was put a different title on the Tom Hanks movie, "Big"), 50 First Dates (Sorry Adam Sandler, but there's already too many movies about memory loss), Johnson Family Vacation (Don't need yet another movie about a road trip).

yodasucka #15.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

actully, 13 going on 30 was not like Big at all... the difference is that in Big he wishes to be big and wakes up big... but in 13 going on 30, she wishes to be big and yea she wakes up big but so did every one else. it basically threw her ahead in time and every one grew up also, she just doesn't remember it. she time travels. Big just grew up by himself over night. therefore, it is not the same

ophelia #15.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

simular ideas!!!!

yodasucka #15.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

hush you

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yyyeahhh!..cause you know i'm right!

thatdarngirl #15.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

50 First Dates was really great!

fivezero #15.2.1 fivezeroOG 2003

I LOVED this movie. VERY well done. It's a combo of Memento and any other Sandler movie.

ophelia #15.2.2 opheliaOG 2003

it was good, but, the ending was a bit sadder than i would of liked.....

that penguin rocked though

socalgal #15.2.2.1 socalgalOG 2003

how was the ending sad? i thought it ended quite nice....

modestjesse #15.3 modestjesseOG 2004

13 Going on 30 was not at all like BIG. And 50 First Dates was done really well, one of my favorite movies.

aviator #14 aviatorOG 2004

Hmm lets see here. The Secret Garden, Anne of Green Gables, The Inspector General, The Lion King 1 1/2, and any other boring childrens movie along those lines.

fivezero #13 fivezeroOG 2003

Grease, Dirty Dancing and Road House.

ophelia #13.1 opheliaOG 2003

yeah, i don't care what anybody says...i've ALWAYS hated grease..that movie bothers me

omegatweeter #12 omegatweeterOG 2003 offtopic

i really wanna see Shrek 2!!!!

omegatweeter #12.1 omegatweeterOG 2003

oh wait, this topic is about movies i have no desire to see lol, i missed the "no" part

ophelia #11 opheliaOG 2003

I was just informed that Jonathan Taylor Thomas is playing my role in I Get Kinda Nasely..Can somebody please explain that to me?

T
#11.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

maybe because of the uncanny resemblance.

ophelia #10 opheliaOG 2003

For all'a y'all who don't know....The name of this Dan flick, "I Get Kinda Nasely", was taken from a night @ his house, when, somebody asked him what REALLY happens to him if he were to drink milk..we're all expecting him to say something like "I'd go blind"..or "My throat closes up"..but, NO..he goes "Well..I get kinda nasely..."...Very dissapointing

skaorsk8 #10.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i didn't say that at all. what i said is "i get congested". and nick blew it up.

ophelia #10.1.1 opheliaOG 2003 funny

oh yeah....nick has a tendency to blow stuff up..i'm going to call him The Detonator from now on

tinser #10.1.2 tinserOG 2002

it's still disappointing. If i were you, i'd be all over cheese and milk. I mean, my throat closes up when i eat fruit so that i have to go to sleep to endure the pain, yet i still eat it. So, i don't get why you don't eat that stuff more often and just bring a box of tissues with you.

ophelia #10.1.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

WOAAAH, she called u out hill...she basically said..that..she's a girl, and, although not tomboyish at all, she's STILL more of a man than you are!...hahaha...at least, that's what i took from it..

tinser tinserOG 2002

hey, hey...i think you're trying to start trouble

and, who says i'm not a tomboy at all? C'mon...aren't i even a teeny bit tomboyish?

oh, but i am a girl (for some reason,this seems to keep fitting in to my conversations and posts)

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes, i was, indeed trying to start trouble...it seems i've failed though...back to the drawing board!

skaorsk8 #10.1.2.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

actually, i do end up having milk in one form or another pretty often. every time i go to dunkin donuts - there is no non-dairy creamer. so - milk. every time i want a cookie - milk is a main ingredient. even a lot of the protein bars i eat have milk. i hope this is proof that i'm a real man.

tinser tinserOG 2002

okay, see...i never knew. I think there are a lot of incorrect rumors about you and your milk habits flying around out there.

malibu #10.1.3 malibuOG 2001

no you definetely said "i get kinda nasely." we were all there.

ilikebirds #9 ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid

i met lindsay lohan, and i'm like ' hey you're lindsday lohan'' and she's like " yeaa me ' and i'm like " hmm you get that a lot huh..." and shes like " yea i mean it's my name" and then i'm like ' well do you get this a lot ?! ' and took off my shirt and ran around singing "HAKUNA MATTTATA it's a wonderful word"

tinser #9.1 tinserOG 2002

i'm debtaing what i should mark this

ilikebirds #9.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

lets go with INFORMATIVE... yes?

tinser #9.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

what? i didn't think you were a mod in here

and, no...that is in no way informative....i was debating between off topic, funny, and stupid...its not informative!

sorry ty!

perrin perrinOG 2004

You totally marked it correctly.

yodasucka #8 yodasuckaOG 2003

haha... u never fail bryan...

beachbum #7 beachbumOG 2002

crazy but i agree 100% w/ everything you said. well, except about the dan hill movie. i wonder who gets to play "the hugger"

skaorsk8 #7.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

ewwwww i have just become extremely grossed out.

beachbum #7.1.1 beachbumOG 2002

hey if this is biographical then it can't only be the good stuff. you want to give the audience a true picture of your life. besides-it wouldn't be YOU, it would be keanu. although you may experience unpleasant flashbacks during the viewing.

skaorsk8 #7.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

if keanu does play me, i want at least $2 million.

tinser tinserOG 2002

you should get 2 mil even if he doesn't...you're the entire basis for the movie, don't settle for less

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you can be my manager. go ahead.

tinser tinserOG 2002

okay, but can i get 25%?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hmmmm. no. not really. so maybe you're not the person for this job.

malibu malibuOG 2001

i'll give you free 2 fat 4 spandex tickets if you let me be your manager and i get 24.9%

malibu malibuOG 2001 malibu

(and by the way i do round up)

tinser tinserOG 2002

just remember...if i'm not on your side...i'm against you....looks like you won't be seeing any money for this flick my friend

oh, and i'll give you a day to reconsider

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

listen, just because your offer is higher than the competition does not mean you can bully me into accepting it. i'll give you one oreo for the deal, and no percentages. and you'll thank me for giving you the opporunity.

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

first, i'm the best in the bussiness...so don't try to cheat me

second, i HATE oreos...so make it a cookie i like

third, we can forget about the percentages, only because i'm easily won through my stomach

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

Hmm. ok no oreos. Still, i'm waiting on a better offer. Julia??

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

you have 11 hours...and counting

malibu malibuOG 2001 skaorsk8

hmmmmm...i'll take you go-karting.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 malibu

done.

malibu malibuOG 2001 skaorsk8

wooooooo hooooooo!!! YEAAAAAH!! i knew that would do it.

tinser #7.2 tinserOG 2002

is there going to be a scene with bryan grinding?

ophelia #7.2.1 opheliaOG 2003

Well, it being a DOCMENTARY, it's based on TRUTH...So...That being the case, the infamous "grindage scene" will of course, feature, dan, in a drunken stuper, grinding me in front of a crowd of disgusted onlookers....Another dan fact revealed in the movie, is that he is addicted to soap operas...And cheats on his taxes

T
#6 toxicgirlOG 2003

I have absolutely no desire to see Glitter

socalgal #6.1 socalgalOG 2003

I came across it when i was changing the channels and triedto leave it there just to see what it was all about, i left it for a second and that was TOO long! made me cringe!

skaorsk8 #5 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo, bryan, i just remembered why i hate you

hunkpapap #5.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

and why i love you so much...

thatdarngirl #4 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I guess they couldn't get Derek Jeter to play Hill-Dan?

skaorsk8 #4.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i don't think he has any acting skilllllz

tinser #3 tinserOG 2002

yeah, you got served looks ridiculously stupid...i think they just renamed honey and are putting it out again or something

forrestina #2 forrestinaOG 2002

did you ever read confessions of a teenage drama queen, bry?

ophelia #2.1 opheliaOG 2003

No...should I have?...is it corney, like the movie

forrestina #2.1.1 forrestinaOG 2002

i dont remember right now probably

perrin #2.1.1.1 perrinOG 2004

lol. If you don't remember what the book was like why did you ask if he had read it? lol.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

cus i wanted to know duh!

perrin perrinOG 2004

Ok ok. clam down it's ok, I get the point. lol

perrin #1 perrinOG 2004

Yeah I have no desire to see the Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, though the commercials make me laugh everytime I see them only because they make me think of certain people and how Ironic that this movie would come out now.

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