Manhunt 9-13-03
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to every1 who was at manhunt last time i promise i wont step on anymore water bottles and make it sound like i have a shotgun lol sorry
haha yea... u can't do taht again... the hackensack cops will not be so nice...
jesse!!..welcome to ezabel...you being a newcomer & all, there's a couple things you might need to know...
1. No cursing
2. Keep the innuendo to like a PG-13 level
3. You must praise me in ever other comment you post
4. In order to keep your eZabel membership active, you have do donate $25 a week to IWZ...Except, he's asked that you fill out a check, send it to my address, make it payable to me, I'm his treasurer
also....macking is key
I think it's more then just key by now..it's mandatory.
YES, I don't know how I forgot about this...Jesse, you must mack your hear out, at all times....watch as me & tinser demonstrate....
Yo tinser, so were you born that hott or did you have to like practice @ it
umm, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? (sorry, demonstrations don't come so naturally to me)
hahaha...you just used a pick up line, lol, I didn't know girls were aloud to do that..but, hey, all's fair in the game of mack...
yes and when ur done macking, u must make fun of Dan Hill not being able to drink milk and when all else fails just say "crazy go nuts"
CRAZY GO NUTS!!!!!
i think that phrase has been used up.
i think that phrase has been used up.
and after you double posted, "i think that phrase has been used up." has been used up too
!!INDEED!!
sit on an egg.
wow... that was a harsh one mick... where do u come up with these camebacks? ::rolls eyes::
from your MOM!!! ohhhh SNAP!
YOOO wus up ppl its jesse and i say manhunt and capture the flag become anual things fromm now on rain sleet or snow we play im hardcore manhunt baby rock on and cheers to the man/women or ppl who started it!
i'll take credit for THAT! (pat, pat)
haha nice dan u derserve it lol
LOL... well.. hmm i have to comment on this cause.. well this was the night before my wedding... soo much fun! So crazy... knowing if i got hurt or scratched in anyway, I would be dead the following morning. So, jumping into the woods butt first always helped. Also, running around and not being able to see was SOO much fun! We must do this again as soon as possible... and Katie has given me the ok to get hurt as much as i want now.. soo bring it on people!!!!! Whos game?!
i'm so game, i can NEVER get enough manhunt
hmmm, well me and u so far.... that might be a bit boring... we need more people!!!!!! not that i mind your company.. but its hard enough to find 20 people in the dark, let alone one person!
haha,try impossible....i know a guy from PA who wants to play...thats 3
nice is he hot? We only have hot people playing... well, besides me
yeah, he's hot...but if this means your going to bring your hgw...you cant!
WHAT>!?!?!?! so that stock pile i got isnt gonna be able to be used!!!! what is THAT?!
hmmmm....i'm sorry, i didnt realize you were so prepared....okay, you can use it after all
**sighs** no.. forget it... im gonna have to call the dump truck guy AGAIN! ugg.
yo i'm so up for another game of manhunt!
ok, so whens good for you!
definitely, definitely! This has gotta happen...do it on any saturday...except october 18th!
sure, how far you willing to drive courtney?
hmmm...for manhunt...i'll drive all the way to ekulus house...haha...no for real, i drove to dan's last time...and that wasn't too bad...so something about that distance is good
hmmm, dan... how much farther am i from your house for all them? probably not THAT much farther...
yeah...you're not THAT much further. for people going over the GWB, just get on 80 and STAAAAAAY on it for a long, LONG time. approx. 50 mins?? i'm guessing here. i live about 35 mins from the bridge.
nice nice, we could get a NICE game going on somewhere over here.. i mean im right off 80 and we could play over by ME... or we could get one of our eZabelers to donate their house for a bit..
um, i'm pretty much free every saturday except for this one.. CO visit and all, next week would be PERFECT tho cuz i'll be home alone and needing sumthing to do
yeah, i cant this weekend...got a PA-er visitng, and the 18th is our dedication....either the 11th or the 25th is good though...preferably the 25th though
who are you kidding bro he's farrrr
im not THAT far!
well u complain that im far and driving from my house to your house is the same distance as driving from your house to my house hahaha
no you are far when i get lost for 3 hours and have no gas in my car and no gas stations are around.
= i feel so bad about that mikey
lol, its ok farreste!
arg, far from ny too?
No, Mike isn't too far at all! I've made it from my house up to around your exit in about 30 minutes, and Mike's just 15-20 minutes further. I'd say my house but we'd have to climb the mountain behind me to play.
yea thats what i thought, i mean we have some parks aroudn here too, i dunno.. im waiting for someone to come up with a better suggestion.
i heard a bunch of lil kids playing by my house last nite. but i don't know. its basically tons of houses by my house and i think they would be made if we were running through their yards.
yea... we may have to do what hilldan says and do it at like a park kinda thing, but make sure no houses are around, and it needs woods there too... dan, does sucha place exist?
The problem with parks is that there are curfews. I would say the Torn by me, but they say you have to be out of there by dusk so I don't know if they'd actually come in and see if our cars were there or if they don't even bother to check. If we go to one point and park you can't see it from the main road.
YES! it does. i know this great park! weith no cops!
sure sure, thats what u said last night... need i remind you:
::cop over loud speaker:: "Every one get out of the woods now"
yea dude... the park picking privlege has been taking away from you...
LET'S DO IT IN NY!!..CENTRAL PARK MANHUNT!!..WOO HOO...yo, how awesome would that be?!!?..now only would one have to tend to the task of not getting caught in manhunt, you gotta avoid getting raped, shot, and bitten by the carniverous rabies prostitutes...I LOVE NY!
man! i wish i could have come! sounds like so much fun
Although this is only the third time I've played manhunt, it was hands down the best! Boys in fatigues and cops using their PA systems for us? Crouching next to a huge rock twice and getting soaked up to my knees was definetly a plus. Creepy guys staring out of their store window's at us for long periods of time while we all eat ho-nuts (like donuts..only everyone must eat the same one) and boys being all about the HGW! Sadly, my only battle wounds are two strange spider-like bites on my hand which has made my right ring finger twice the size of my left.
I will never ever forget the HGW...what a night!
Eek, i hate spiders...umm, vinegar is supposed to help i think
Heehee..actually I'm waiting to see how big my finger can get and perhaps if I can get out of school or something..or just washing dishes.
I keep on hearing about people w/these battle wounds, I walked away w/out a scratch....Hmmm..Either I was extra careful..Or, you guys just played a lot harder than I
i wish i coulda made it. sounds like it was a great time. whats HGW?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
you dont want to know
look what you've made me do. now i'm annoyed and i will blow up all your spots! HGW, for those who don't know, is a sexual performance drug! great guys!
thats all we need is a bunch of rigid sex-crazed witness guys running around playing manhunt! it's a good thing no one tripped and got impaled.
hahaha, no, no we made sure the HGW was consumed post manhunt...cause unfortunately, Men It Heat Hunt is NOT a game any of the girls would of allowed....
yeah but HELEN hunt on the other hand...whoohoooo
it's clear Dan is popping HGW like...HOTCAKES!
ok, #1, she's like 2 1/2 times your age..#2...Her forehead is so large, I once read that all the doorways in her house are all modified into an upside down hourglass shape so she can fit through w/ease....haha..ya know what?..I guess we all have our unusuall attractions...And I don't want it to look like I find falt in you for liking her..It's just so easy of a target for comedy
mel didn't something gross happen to your finger too?
yea i have this odd white bump on the top of my ring finger i think... i don't really know my fingers names and all... but ne ways, its this weird looking bump that looks kindda like a pimple and its pussing which is really gross but i figured you would all want to know that... any ways, it is some sort of an infection
pinky, ring, middle, pointer(or index), and thumb. in that order if looking at your left hand palm down. (the palm is the side with all those lines)
haha, I love your abreviation, it took me a couple seconds to figure out what you meant............LONG LIVE THE HO-NUT!!!
Actually, I put whore-nuts first, and that sounded crazy dirty and I read that Malibu used ho-nuts so I stole it..and now I take the credit wooho!
wait, I DEFINATELY coined the term "ho-nut"..what's this talk of malibu taking credit?
Well..she wrote it down. I'm sorry, it was definetly you..there was much confusion with HGW being passed around and scary men staring..
yeah, that guy was sooo scarey....i thought he was about to start licking the window soon
no i don't take credit. i wrote it somewhere true. but i just heard someone else say it as a donut was thrown across krausers parking lot as if we were playing ring toss on someones hand.
haha, it's cool..i was just kidding, lol...but, on that topic, i definately thing ho-nut tossing should be considered as a candidate for new olympic sports
But what type of ho-nut would they use? The chocolate covered ones didn't go too far, perhaps cinamon next time?
Actually, I think a hybrid might be the most durable. Yes, Cina-chocolate flavor will be the regulation Ho-Nut of the Olympic Ho-Nut Competition.
This had to be the most amazing night ever. How often do we get to act like we are seven, and run around playing manhunt? I really can't recall the last time I hid in poison ivy, ran through thorn bushes, or crawled through wet foliage to thoroughly soak myself. All in all, i couldn't have asked for a better night...and what followed the manhunt game...was to say the least, interesting.
Where the heck do I begin...Uh, I'll just list stuff I found amusing/worthy of mention...
HIGHLIGHTS
#1-G.I. Jesse: Haha, Jesse & Joey, of West Milford(a.k.a. HICKTOWN, NJ) were pretty darn hardcore about this, They should definately get some sort of metal of honor for their performance last night. I mean, they came prepared, it was quite obviouse that they're vetarans of this game.
#2-Gettin Harrased By "THE MAN": Yeah, the POE-LEECE just wouldn't leave us alone, same cop came by twice, and, truthfully, he was pretty nice - BUT, by giving this a "we got hastled" kinda spin, it makes us look more like rebels. He was so close to just whiping out the 9mm & just unloading in us, I could see it in his eyes..haha..
#3-Somebody Feeling Insufficiant?: Certain people, who shall remain unamed(Mike S., Jesse V.), for some reason thought it'd spice up the night if they took some, um, "Performance Enhancing Pills"(all there know what this reffers to). Do they work?..Lets put it this way, I caught jesse flirting w/a stop sign, hoping it'd end up going back home w/him...
#4-"I Get A Lil Nasely": So, fumbled around w/the idea of getting Hill to drink some of that occursed bovine-derived white substance, only to have our consciences get the best of us. "What if he ends up in the ER, because of our curiosity?" is one of the nagging thoughts that we had. Then, we find out, having an "intolerance" simply means he'll get annoying side effects, nothing serious would happen. So then the idea of him drinking it kinda lost it's sadistic appeal, haha.
In closing, I feel that this night was a success, despite a few crybabies who took the game a bit to seriously, all in all, most had fun. Will this happen again?....haha, good question...
yeah, i know! Dan's been complaining all the time about his "intolerance"! Talk to someone who has a real allergy buddy! Apples are one of my favorite foods ever, and i can't eat them because i'm actually allergic. You know the old saying: "an apple a day....kills courtney". I don't want to see anymore of your milk related tears dan
HAHA! this was the best..."occursed bovine-derived white substance" hahaha
yea, the po-po were AFTER us! when he called the rest of the people over the loud speaker..i asked him if he could say..."come out of the woods, you're all under arrest" but..he wouldnt...haha
haha, that woulda been hilarious!!..see, that's why you always have to remember to bring your own loud speaker..
THAT would have been great. lets go down the list of who we think would have come out and would have taken off. i like to think i would have came out.
I don't think too many of them would have come out..especially since some had to attend a wedding the next day and all. But they would have messed us up cause we told the guy how many of us there was.
o man... last night was crazy... we're all running through the woods, trying to find the stupid people hiding. All of the sudden I hear a riippp from behind me... not too sure exactly what it was on Mike that ripped... but it was funny any way.. i'm gettin hit in the face with branches, stuck in the legs with thorns, and stepping in countless puddles that are totally soaking my pants. My first capture of the night only occured because Bobby didn't see me and ran into me. Then a cop shows up and make us all leave, after he tells Jesse he is ugly. We all go to Kraisers (is that how you spell it?) and stand outside for what seems to be hours... but that I believe is a totally different story...
ok...so i'm squatting in the woods on a saturday night at 9PM, while 17 other people are somewhere in the woods nearby. I'm 23 years old. I'm asking myself, could i think of a better way to spend a Saturday night? it's free. I'm running around (which i definitely need to do more of). I'm hanging out with people i never see, because i can never think of a good activity that's enough reason for them to come visit. The police are nearby, trying to figure out what on earth we're doing. Oh, and Joey, the human spiderman, is on a roof somewhere, while Jesse the Commando lays in the dirt dressed in full fatigues. Yeah, my life is insane.