Kingdom of Loathing
by This is such a fun game. Everyone should join. Anything KOL related can be talked about here. If you start playing you should join my clan, it's the eZabel clan. You can find the game at http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/
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send me your mr a's if yous ain't playin
i just created a new character... then realized how boring this game is
Well when you play " Kingdom of Babes " everyday..
Loathing just isn't that fun
haha, true true
HAAAA! i know exactly what you mean
anyone still doing this?
I can't even seem to hit the URL. Then again, I am at work. They may be blocking it.
OK. I figured out the problem. The URL is http://www.kingdomofloathing.com . How do you join a clan?
you get invited or you apply to one?
Ok. Is the eZabel clan still around? I couldn't seem to find it.
they kill your char after 6 months so i think we lost the whole thing
That stinks. So, who's still on this? I just joined, so I'm only at level 3.
im pretty sure my character is still active. i havn't been on in a long time though. i think i was a level 50 almost. the character's name is lexman.
i tried to get in, i think they disabled my accounts
if you haven't played in six months and you didn't have a mr. a they delete it
i had 2 of them at one point... i might have sold them
Cough...Cough....geek....
I kept it alive for quite sometime but then I was the only one left in it so I finally just let it go. So yeah it's gone.
My husband......all.the.time.
Stupid game.....bane of my existance.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Not funny.......it hurts my heart. I hate that stooooopid game.
No joke......waaaaaay too involved in it.
i knida am...
add me to your contacts, i'm rotrick papa
im on as enderwillsaveyou
OK, does anyone know all the Trophies? everyone on KOL says to find them on the forums, but so far i've only found two:
10 yeti protests.
100 Shore visits..
There is also one you get for having the Pagoda at your camp site.
KOL has gotten really wierd lately. I still can't believe how little hell ramen were selling for. The whole limiting how many of an item people can buy per day really annoys me because it means that prices on things are never going to go up.
until i read this thread, i thought all the kol references were about aol for kids and i was very perplexed.
silly silly girl
Ok so this is what just happened. I accidently put 12 hell ramen for sale at a price of 9999 meat so I quickly changed it to 99999 to keep from getting sold at that price. So it seems someone saw the 9999 price and went to buy it and didn't realize I changed it and before I could edit the 99,999 price they bought all 12 of them. "Holy bought 12 (Hell Ramen) for 1199988 Meat." so they sent me a message with profanity in it and I was considering giving them some of their meat back but after sending me profanity I'm not sure that I should. What does everyone thing I should do?
They bought at the purchased price, do nothing. Settle it in PvP!
Yeah except I haven't even broken my stone yet. lol
Now I just got another message from what I can only assume was one of his friends that also had profanity in it.
just ignore it or send a nice email explaining what happaned.
but your better off ignoring him.
it was his own fault for having that much money on him instead of in his campground.
but... eehhh, you should refund him the difference of what you really wanted to sell them for.
man, that's annoying. You definitely should refund him some of the money (and charge him just under the going rate.) Explain that it was a mistake that it was listed as 9999. How could you switched the price right before he bought it. It's not like you could have known that he was going to try to buy it at that exact moment. Really there is no reason for him to swear at you, he could have politely asked for the money, or politely explained what happened. It makes giving back the meat a WHOLE lot easier. (then tell all your PVP buddies on his level and in your clan to PVP him like crazy!)
I am going to refund him his meat with the difference of what it was selling for at the time with a small fee subtracted as well.
It's all been smoothed over. lol. Gave him most of his meat back and gave him some buffs.
Where are my buffs?
You want some buffs? Which ones you want?
they're right here http://www.hack.fi/~muzzy/kolbot/
hehe, nice
funny??
good job one ruining the 31337ness of it all
whatever
I thought so.
ah, you know why I said it was funny. cause the first time I tried it I got some funny error message. I guess it's not so funny after all. :P
No it really works. hehehehehe
What's a good price for spider webs? I list them for 2500 thinking I'll change the price then they sell before I'm ready to change the price. So I put them in for 5000 and they still sell before I can change them.
Do a search and see what they are selling for first. Or just place them in the store at the max price of 99999 and then use the manage prices for all items feature, it will tell you the lowest current price for that item.
With PvP I know they can go after your meat. Can they take meat from your campground? So should I store it all before I log?
it's probably a good idea to store it all.
It's amazing how quickly Hell Ramen sells out. lol.
I sold 10 of them in under 1 minute for 200,000 meat. lol
should've raised your prices a bit then ;)
Yeah maybe I should have. lol
I just sold 37 for 20100 each! Dag!
NICE!
anyone selling a Mr. A?
I'm in the market...
they go for 15 mil meat bro, you need to just buy em..
Is that a Mr. Accessory?
yes, Mr. A is a Mr. Accessory
What do they do?
I've only heard of them because I got beat bad by someone who had one.
It adds 15 more whole points to each stat. Probably a good rule of thumb would be to never fight someone who has one, unless you're really confident that you can smote them. At least for now. (not that someone with a Mr. A. can't be beat, I've done it, but you really have to be good to do it)
Nice, they updated the servers and it's so much faster now.
Yeah I know it's great. You press it and it actually goes right away. lol
what! don't tell me this.. i might actually start playing again
Yeah man, it used to take me a few hours to get all my adventures in. I just blew through them in about 15 minutes.
Anyone care to make an investment? It costs 50,000 to open a store and as I've never seen more then 9000 that's a problem. If you'd like to invest in my store (front me the 50k) I'll pay you back 75k as soon as I have it.
An invester is you!
I'll give you the meat Jesse.
Who do I send it to?
Rogues, thanks Mike, you're the greatest!
Sending it now.
I'm such a loser. I just lost 10 pvp fights in a row and 2 moxie in the process.
you drinking potions and stuff before you pvp?
What potions? Only one i've ever seen was the wussiness potion. I'm just the sux.
potion of temporary gr8ness, wrath serum, etc
um, you say "etc", but are there actually any others?
arse a fire, drab potion, grapfruit juice of powerful power, orangeish aphro, cosmic lemonade
And where does one find such things or afford them?
nice--do they all make you stronger?
Is there a reciepe book on what can be made and how?
I have a....."cheat sheet" of sorts.
http://www.agesoftime.com/kol/index.php
left side
this also has some stuff
http://suqur.shackspace.com/kol.html
I have this one that I tend to use.
http://s93834343.onlinehome.us/KoL.txt
In case you hadn't seen it, I took that same .txt and converted it to html so it's a bit easier to read/use. it's here http://suqur.shackspace.com/kol.html
Oh my bad, I didn't realize that. lol
Hahaha...I got a verbal whooping this weekend for not using the stuff in my inventory to make food, and just letting it sit there. Fun stuf. :)
ahhaha! from who? adam?
Yeah. He was looking over my shoulder the other night as I was loathing, and he freaked out at all the useable stuff I had in my inventory. He was like, "Combine that stuff! What are you doing?"
It was pretty funny.
man...who wants a million meat? Somebody amaze me or something. Make me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before. DO IT. DO IT.
EZ message me, or KOL message me (schmootsfautsen is my name).
SEE MY NEW THREAD
Rims do drop in da grassy knoll, right? It seems I've done countless adventures here and have yet to fill the shopping list. Rims is all I need.
see the hermit.
I already have sweet rims, do I need just regular rims?
I have everything on the list but I keep being told that I need to adventure there more.
well, you can't drive on just rims...
I was dumb, didn't realize I'd have to make them. :P
Thanks
Just take the dope wheels from the clan goodies.
this game gets boring QUICK.
i wish there was a way to quickly use up all your adventures and still get loads of stuff
I know, I'm bored out of my MIND with it.
and i can't find the last potion to get into the lair of the sorceress. I have drab potion and wussiness potion..
go to castle in the sky and fight there for a while. The Goth Giant drops it.
yes but what is this stimulated stuff called. I have money to buy it with in the mall..
you need something to get you all hyper... like a sugar high
oh THOSEEEEEEEEEEEE.
What about the flies in the cave?
Think about it. What would you use rid your home of flies? It's light weight, but works great!
And what can be done with toast? sandwiches?
Not sure on this one. I think the toast just gives you free extra turns...until you are full (it's definitely not worth it, UNLESS you have NO money, and no more food left, but you aren't full.)
Yeah the toast is not worth much at all.
I barely make any money off of selling the stupid toast. lol
you sell the toast!? lol
yeah well when I first started selling toast it sold for 100 meat now it sells for about 16. lol
I can't believe you even make any money off toast! It's free! You can make unlimited amounts, right?
Well you can make 3 a day which is why the price has dropped so much on it. lol
How do I get past the bat guano? Get over the Orc Chasm?
got a gauno problem? Wear something to cover the smell.
Yeah, what? I can't figure out what will cover it.
maybe some sort of air freshener
how do we get past the stones..
good question. it rhymes with "bubonic smiss-kit". Well, it sorta rhymes with that. I really just have always wanted to say "bubonic smiss-kit". And now I've said it twice.
Past what stones where? In the cave.
ok, what are a good set of pants past level 10? where do i find beans? what do i do with bat haggis?
I think you can eat bat haggis for more turns...
Good pants to get: Star pants, Hippo Pants, Penguin Shorts, Furry Pants.
What item do I need to be able to walk by the open refrigerator in the daily dungeon?
you can use the elemtal saucephere....
or extreme snow gear. but just get the elemental saucesphere.
yeah, i can cast it on you if you need man, just send me a message to RockSupastar
Ok. Thanks mike I'll let you know.
Is there anything you can do with the big red clown nose?
It says it's an accessory but what does it do?
it's also part of the clown outifit
Oh Duh! I should have realized that.
what are rat whiskers for? and what can i do with grapes, herbs and grapefruits.
Well the grapefruit you can mix with either gin or fermenting powder to make drinks. The grapes you can mix with fermenting powder as well to make fine wine. The rat whiskers I have no idea though.
Oh yeah and the herbs you can cook with the guano coffee cup.
you can use herbs in a bunch of things..
herb brownies, hippy herbal tea, delicious (spicy) noodles, and you also need herbs to make all the Kentucky-Fried meat weapons.
I think you have to get 10 Rat Whiskers to complete the rat quest at the tavern. And that's all they're for.
once you get the 10 whiskers return to the council and that quest is over. then the tavern just becomes a place where you randomly win meat, lose meat, dignity or get wayyy drunk.
grapefruits + scrumptious = grapfruit juice of powerful power
grape + scrumptious = wrath serum!
i think i need more than 10 whiskers, and what is the other ingredient in the drinks with umbrellas, the one that makes you blush?
i have a lot of stuff, but i'm a seal clubber so i can't mix much...
Hey all you players out there.. i'll take all the spider webs you got.. i like to horde those send away
I'll start holding them for you then, I don't remember if I sold mine or put them in the guild chest.
You just want them so you can trade them in for gourd potions. lol
yo where can we trade them for gourd potions? i keep having to get those stupid firecrackers..
You go to the gourd tower in the right side of the tracks. It depends on what class you are what you have to trade in. You can go there and he will tell you. Thos gourd potions are great.
how do you get a name? i've been playin for a while but i'm still nameless..
tell Perrin what you want your title to be. he'll have to put it in for you.
Yeah if you want a title or your title changed from what I've set it at let me know I really don't know everyone well enough to give them a little.
I want a title!!! I'm a disco bandit, so maybe something like "Mistress of all that is Boogylicious"...or bootylicious...hahahahah!!!! :)
That's a little bit too long. I just tried to enter it. Can you come up with something a little shorter? lol
Hahah...I'll try to think of something.
Maybe....Dancing Queen? I don't know.
I came up with something. lol
Let me know if you like it or want me to change it to something else.
I want more karma....anything I can donate?
spider web + spider web=really sticky spider web. Really sticky pider webx2=really really sticky spider web..
I have 3 characters now....my life is so sad.
You're not the only one. ;)
Also how does attacking another clan work?
yea, thatd be interesting to figure out... how does it all work? e do you know?
attacking clans serves no purpose. dont do it.
most definately do not buy BAGS OF GOODIES.
attacking clans just gets you bags of goodies. and they serve no purpose. so save your clan monies
oh ok. that's kind of lame.
Hm. I'm tempted to buy the phantom troll booth. Is it worth it to buy it though?
So I made myself a detective skull and I must say it comes in quite handy.
It's amazing how much more fun games like this are when you have friends playing them with you. :)
Heh, isn't that what I said about EQ? :P
Yeah it is and your right but I would be wanting to play that all the time and at least this game limits how much I can play. lol
How does PvP work in this game?
smash the stone.
choose character to fight.
choose how you will fight him, bully=muscle burninate=mysticality or backstab=moxie.
use your strongest power towards their weakest.. i.e.
if disco bandit use Backstab against a seal clubber.
oh ok. What do you get for winning?
you can choose what to attack for. If you want meat, you choose to attack for meat. If you want Items, or Equiptment, you can choose those. The best is probably Dignity. Dignity lowers their stats, and boosts yours (significantly).
I haven't been PVP all that long, but if I win a fight, I get about 30 of each stat when I choose to attack for Dignity.
Dignity is the best thing to fight for if you're trying to Build stats and advance to the next lvl.
Meat usually doesn't give you that much.
I usually go for Phat Booze/Food. Since i'm trying to stay lvl 14.
WHich isn't good because a lot of times i get beer or foties which i have billions of. But like today i got an 'especially salty dog' which.. is really nice
But if you attack someone in a higher level and win , you can get 100 pts. per stat.
did you ever tell me how to make those...?
durr.. yeah it's a salty dog with a pickle.
which is ridiculously expensive
no, it's a salty dog + brine.
I feel totally ripped off. I just bought the calendar for the clan thinking it would give us something good and it's crap. What a waste of 50,000 meat.
it gives everyone in the clan +3 adventures a day..
it does do something good
you want the meat tree too. that gives every player 10% of the meat in your clan coffer up to 500 meat per day
oh ok. That's good then. I take it back. Yeah we have a meat tree too.
Is there any drink better than the extra-spicy bloody mary? lol
This thing is great.
Especially Salty Dogs might be better. But they're crazy expensive.
Yeah i've made them too. They are decent but I don't remember what they give you.
How expensive? I had one in the clan goodies I left for people but if it's really worth it I think I'll take it out and sell it now.
which are crazy expensive? Salty Dogs are only 66 meat at boozerbear's store
no no not salty dogs.. " especially salty dogs "
thats expensive. i stole one today from a guy.. i know he's gonna be upset.. since not to many people have them
ohhhhhhhhh how do you make that junk? Is it on one of the sites?
ahh alot of drinks..
mix your mixed drinks with Little paper umbrellas
disco bandits need only the SUPERMARTINIS , bottle gin + super olive.
Yeah I've gotten a few of those. Good stuff. lol
Message me if you need help.
I'm a disco bandit named I_like_birds
Of course.
And buy from my store... I'll give you a discount.. maybe. But i usually have the cheapest prices anyway because i undercut everyone else.
What is the name of your store?
U.N.I.C.E.F
just click on my name or search my player.. and find eet..
it's unstocked right now though.
/edit this wasn't supposed to be here. lol
Ty...how did I know you'd be a disco bandit? :)
yup. i had to be.
i'm a karazy disco bandit.
Me too!!! :)
Message me if you need stuff. I'm gaevonis.
I also created a character yesterday called superluzr and applied to the eZabel clan. You'd better let me in. haha.
Oh I was wondering who that was. lol
Ok I'll accept you then.
Make Ian a high-rank user!
I'm Rogues in game.
anyone need to know the secret for Strange Leaflet? Gets ya 10K of meat and a ton of stat boosts
I got the house and some other stuff from it but not the meat and stat stuff?
xyzzy - stat stuff
hm. Didn't work for me.
xyzzy has been removed. too many people found out about it.
Ah. that explains it. lol
wow, for reals, yo?
I had no idea what this game was. Until yesterday. Now I'm hooked. SO much craziness.
it's so addictive!
I know it's so funny. I've got a ton of people I know playing it now and they are all hooked too. lol
In general, I don't even like games....I leave that to the boys. But I really enjoy this one.....maybe because of the humor. Funny stuff ALWAYS gets me. :)
It is such a funny game. It actually makes me think of munchkin which is funny too.
Never heard of it. I just remember playing all my brother's games years ago, and they had all these different monsters in it that attacked you....I always ran away.
Do you always run away in this game too? lol
Hahaha...no, not this time. My husband had sent me a few items in the beginning, until I could get my own stuff, which I have now. Now I KICK BOOTY!!!!!
Your very moxious I'm sure. lol
I AM INDEED!!!! :)
I think disco bandits are like the most popular character just about. It seems like there are quite a few in our little clan.
they are pretty much useless too...
you need accordian thieves and saucerors for nice bonuses!
Anyone who wants to contact me in the game message Bleddyn.