It's just a waste of calories girls, seriously
by Things Girls Waste Energy On, That Guys Take Little To No Notice Of
I can only speak for myself, I don't think I'm that far off from what most guys like, but, everything listed here is just based on my opinion....I'm looking out for the GIRLS here...Here's some things that a lot of guys take no notice of, that if you girls eradicate, or cut down on, will save you like 10 minutes while getting dolled up...
1. Bryan on - Nails
Yo, I mean come on, this is probably the LAST thing in the world that I will ever notice, yeah, they're cute & all, but, painted, unpainted, it makes absolutely no real difference to me..& toenails?...Even less important...What's really bad is when they go crazy & grow'm out 5 inches...Not cool
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2. Bryan on - High Heels
I've never understood why these are thought of as so "sexy"...yo, just throw some Nikes on, & lets make out
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3. Bryan on - Make up
Now, don't missinterpet, I don't dislike make up..It's just, some girls go INSANE w/the the stuff, I mean, it's supposed to highlight your natural beauty, not serve as an inch thick mask that can only be removed w/a chisle. THE BEST are girls that are cute, w/out any make up at all..I LLLOVEE that...(lip gloss rocks)
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4. Bryan on - Earings
I've never been a fan of the earings...I don't think they make girls less attractive or anything, I just don't think they really add anything either...What I DO disslike are those crazy-big puerto rican style hoop earings, you know, the kind that a circuis could flame up & have a lion leap through.
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5. Bryan on - Skirts, Dresses, & all that Blouse nonsense
Again, I don't necessarily dislike these, it's just, I find myself more attracted to just the plane look...shirt & jeans, all the way baby...
& HAIR IS ALWAYS BEST DOWN!!!!
And, there you have it..I suggest you print this out, and post it on your mirror, as a reminder...haha
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I'd like to be able to wear earrings - I built up a collection of pretty cool ones before I realized I'm allergic to silver and now I can only wear them if I want to endure pain and have red ears.
If I were allergic to silver I'd commit suicide.
A sucky allergy. I'm allergic to allergies.
umm what if you wear gold earrings or platinum earrings?
heels make your legs and butt look good
haha
i was always raised to think that if a woman doesn't take care of herself, she won't take care of you. But that was from a grandmother who gets over-dressed, etc...
wait, wait, this thread is getting taken WAY out of context - who said i want a girl that doesn't take care of hersel?.haha, you guys are making it seem like i want an un-hygenic, flanal wearing she-man or something, haha
ok, this is getting a lil crazy. who cares?!
wait, you mean you don't want me to set you up with big foot's cousin?
ummm....is it hot?
pssst, bryan, girls do these things for themselves, to make themselves feel pretty. whatever it may be, jeans, T, no makeup, dress with sandals, different colored hair....etc its all for what we want not what anyone else wants :P
oh..haha......WELL then
Good stuff Socal.
*thanks hun*
PFFF! Girls--Keep telling yourselves that!
Geen, IF that's true, then you are of a small, small minority of independant single ladies.
it really is true. when i get ready i want to feel pretty so i wear what i like, what i feel comfortable in. i don't think, "hmmm, i'll wear this so i can attract attention" or "maybe everyone and their gramma, will like this new eyeshadow on me" - :P
Well, good. That's nice.
hmm, see, i feel comfortable in sweat pants...which i do wear and clearly its not to please the boys
overall, i'm so opposite..to feel comfortable, i need to be dressed down. makeup makes me feel so fake, totally uncomfortable...maybe i'm just sorta a tomboy
great point! i know not many guys notice the effort i put into head to toe matching or my 50 diff pairs of colored sandals. that is for me. however, i do expect a general response to my overall cute factor which is not dependant on grooming.
you and socal girl may be like the .03% of women in the USA that actually think this way
maybe you should reevalute that percentage based on the maturity of your subjects.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
and they're LIKE it's better than...oh nevermind. *.03* that statistic stands. not to be a downer, girls. check the ages. you's are around thirty. he's referring to slightly younger chicks who will do nearly anything to be noticed. THO after a while those young girls will be more mature and confident in their own skin, regardless of what they've got on.
do you like girls? hehe if you subtract all those things froma girl you pretty much have a man with long hair
seriously bryan, you never cease to have knowledge spew from your mouth. I mean i love how half of your senteces start out with, "yo check this out man..." And they truly are informative...
haha, thanks man....sucks that all the pictures are gone though, i was storing them all @Ophelia's website..now that that's caput, all's ya get is lil red x's....
I agree with everything you say bryan, you are my IDOL!
then bow to me woman!!!!..& polish my adidas while you're down there!!..they're gettin kinda skuffy.....haha, actually, it is quite mutual, if i had to pick a human which I would most like to emulate, it'd have to be Mike of hackettstown...all hail, mighty mike..who runs faster than I ever could
... and who is that chick in the Jeans Tshirt picture.. she's a cuttie fo sho
yea is that an ae ad bry?
nope..it's a honeymoon pic
that's my wife son, back off
is her name vanessa miliano or something or this nature?
u married a guy?
*censored - comments on the size of a womans boobs is inappropriate. saying she's ugly is perfectly fine.
=X oops !shes certainly not ugly, she would look like Jonny Depp if u put a mustache and goatee on her along witha pirate outfit.
nah ya Gotta take care of the nails... If you have dirt under your nails.. you ain't touching me. But really long nails.. are dumb.
Skirts are hott. Dresses are hott. But dont wear a dress taking out the garbage.. and dont wear jeans and a t shirt when i'm taking you out to AL Dente and poppin' a bottle of cristal.
Time and place to wear things. And variety is hott. sweat pants are real hot too. but thats for around the house.
earrings ...i'm neutral on this. can be cute.. can make the kissing of the lobes difficult. this that.. so depends.
make up... less is better. and please colorful eye makeup. i dont get it.
anything worst then red lipstick and then blue eye shadow?
i dont get it.
but yea wear more skirts. hot.
yeah, i agree...with the clothing, time and place is everything...if its a fancy date, pants aren't so great, guys wear pants, girls wear skirts...at least when you're being all fancy. Don't you love how at every wedding, there is that one woman who is wearing a pant suit? Nobody ever knows her, but she stands out so much.
NNOOO!!!..jeans & t-shirts are from now on the official uniform of the female species, I'm having a big skirt burning party @ my house next weekend
you're crazy dude... a nice skirt.. is amazing. essence of femininity. so hott. i have a picture of someone that would make you change your mind.. but i dont want you have any nasty thoughts about her so NO
Yeah..I'm having a lot of trouble understanding this. I love wearing t-shirts and jeans and all..but I always think girls look nicer when dressed up.
don't mind him. he's just trying to score points with the entire female ezabel population.
yea, hes full of......testosterone.
I'm thinking of having a bunch of these "I Heart Bryan" shirts made, and then placing guilt trips on all my friends who don't wear them, saying they must not truely love me, if they're not willing to declare their affection on their chest...
i want one!! i'll wear it to the meetings... i think Killer would LOVE it... come to think of it, u should make one for him too...
nah, i'm just gonna tattoo it on his bald salp while he's sleeping...so every time he looks down at his notes while giving a talk, BAM, there it is, a proclimation of his true feelings for me for all to see....if they don't first get blinded by the lights reflecting off the mirror-like texture of his head
you have to make em for guys too, so we can show our affection for you on our guts or bellies....
This is a great thread. One of the best ever. You put a lot of work into it which shows you aren't totally point crazy. ANYHOW, I think that all of things can be ok, as long as you minimize. If I put makeup on, its only on the eyes. My parents put holes in my ears so if I don't wear earrings, they look funny. I only do the stud thing though. I'm not JLo. Sometimes, I dress up more but nothing compares to tshirts and jeans. And as far as nails go, I hate the ghetto fabulous foot long daggers. Mine are always short. Clear on the fingers, and burgandy on the toes. I don't do it because I am hunting for males. I just do it cuz I like too.
yeah, j-lo needs to chill w/them hoolahoops, she's such a hazard, I bet she trips over them like every 5 minutes when she goes jogging, they're huge..(I know what you're thinking, she probably takes them off when she goes jogging...nope, they're surgically connected to her ears, perminant)
& thanks for the compliments! glad ya like the thread...this was definitely enjoyable to create..
see usually i am not a fan of the earrings. just usually wear studs...... but ....i got these amazing silver earings. and when i wear them... i like how they clang and how they make my face look. they're just amazing earrings. but it dont matter to me cuz i've had my ears pierced since i was 2months old.
EARRINGS!!! WITH 2 R'S!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
can i just say...who told people it's ok to wear sandals EVERYWHERE...the mall, at the meetings, out in service...that's WRONG, ok! feet are nasty. only remove them from socks while swimming, or sleeping. that is PLENTY. no one wants to see your nobby toes.
hey, who gave you permission to sleep without socks?
listen...you left socks in my bed. SOMEONE ELSE'S SOCKS. that was digusting.
hmm, me leaving socks in your bed doesn't sound right...but really, it wasn't socks...it was just one....and i wasn't the culprit
I tried sleeping w/socks on once & i felt SO restricted, like my feet needed to be liberated...worst experience of my life
I can't not sleep with socks on. I hate wiggling toes. UGH!!!
i always seem to lose at least one sock sometime during the night.
me too!!! Sometimes i'll find it across my room...i still havent figured out how this happens
i have a few theories, most involving jahanna's cat and a pickup truck
haha, you'll have to share sometime...my only theory was the same one i use to explain the mysterious sock that appeared in your bed
hahaa..my cat was a star this w/e...you woulda had a field day with it dan.
jahanna's cat died this weekend :(
they are going to have a public burial for the cat...now, i like animals and all...but i think they are taking this a bit far
yeah, um, that, is insane....are the cat's family & relatives going to be attending?..& do cats have to adorn themselves in black too or is that just a human thing
no i think it's just a human thing....jahanna invited most of the people from our congregation....and i'm assuming she'll open the invitation to the ezabel community. It's pretty informal. And, it's going to be closed casket i hear, the poor cat was supposedly hurt pretty badly. :(
as sad as this all is, I find it hard not to find humor in all of this..but, yeah, if they're going through all that trouble, they were obviously really attatched to it & are pretty sadened by it's death..so I guess I should sympathize
Sorry to inturrupt, we will return you to your normal broadcast shortly
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've recieved INSIDE information, from an INSIDE source(Jahanna), that drops a bombshell on Courtney's claim that Jahanna's cat has passed away.....
TeSoRo 1721: my cat did not die
TeSoRo 1721: courtney should go ski off a mountain
AND there you have it folks..Solid evidence, that the "innocent", "goodie-two shoes" we referr to as Courtney, is actually a two timing-liar who gets a sadistic pleasure out of fooling people into believing falsities.....
oh it's been blown lady, BLOWN TO BITS....and you're left, naked, w/no alibi...how's it feel
yeah, her spot was completely demolished....hit her up w/some C-4..my bomb had a plutonium core....& her lie, was no more
then report to your father SATAN, for he is the father of the lie! *if this comment doesn't stop her lying streak, nothing will*
ok, ok, I was having fun w/this whole "Courtney's a liar thing" too..lol..but, she's not as evil as we're making her out to be....
aw, i'm sowwy, bwyan. but you lost points wiv her aweady.
that is sick and cruel...my cat will live forever..i got God's O.K.!
**Edited for Brian**
i'm not a Baal worshipper!
you used a lower-case G! what god are you worshipping!? BAAL WON'T SAVE YOUR CAT!
No, you're right, Baal doesn't even like cats...But, the Egyption Cat-headed Godess, Bastet, could be of assistance when it comes to the feline resurections
oh my goodness, we have false gods and idols here. this better not be the start of a new forum-"idol worshipers."
hahaha....hey, i'm pretty sure i'm not the ONLY egyptian idol worshiper on the site...there has to be some others...& all fans of the movie Stargate count too
oh come on...i like that movie!
well then join the club lady, you too, are a supporter of egyptian false god worship
you can take that bastet and throw it out the window!
yeah, i tried that a couple times...but the darn thing just kept on mysteriously ending up in my sock drawer every time I tried to get rid of it...so I just gave up & started worshiping it
okay peter brady
wuchoo talkin bout willis
wait wait wait, so u'll worship that but u try to throw my demon possesssed hamtoro out the window?!!?!?!?! WHATS UP WIT THAT?
Bastet is SO less demonic than holloween toys..i mean, everybody knows that
alright, who taught mell how to alter text?!!?...a monster has been created
oh my goodness you guys....i was just reading through old threads...and i found this one. and my cat just died two days ago. it was so sad...but at least he had a good, long life. 12 yrs old. my poor little mushkie. he died in his sleep. :*(
excuse me courtney, may i ask u what drove u to make up this lie? are u in need of attention? because there certainly is other ways of getting attention... you could try attending one of my CA meetings... they give you plenty of attention there.. but making up deaths are is frowned upon at CA so you MUST give that up quickly...
it's true...i need attention, so i make up stories...by the way everybody, i broke my leg today...flowers and candy would be very much appreciated :)
i believe u need to attend LA... no not Los Angeles... Liers Anonymous... altho if u do want to go to Los Angeles i would be happy to accompany u...
yo, i'm not to keen on the feet either..but...haha, i find it amusing how serious you are in you hatred for the sandles...not all feet are ugly...most cute girls, have cute feet
i've heard that the reason people have foot fettish's is because the area in the brain that registers feet is right next to the "drive" area...and sometimes there is a cross wiring
thank you for that. i don't know what the big deal about feet is.
i think feet are gross
wuss.
smelly foot man
guilty as charged
speakin' of feet, I read an article the other day that talked about how there's solid evidince now that the Sasquatch DOES in fact exist...I'm not going to visit jesse anymore, cause if there's one area in NJ that would have'm if they existed, it'd have to be west milford...
yea i think that the Sasquatch would most def be friends with those bear possessed demons...
only dirty hairy men feet
I hate feet. I hate the idea of feet. I want to cut mine off.
Adding something else
GIRLS LADIES SUGAMOMMAS THE HIGH LIGHTS dear If they wont match your skin tone dont get them Im tired of seeing people with lilac and red high lights and i have a lil complaint about chicks and blonde highlights its not for everyone...
Looking like the insane clown posse
Ok..I know this one girl and she went blonde high-light crazy! It looked so horrible because eventually her whole head was that color. I tried to tell her in a nice way..but she wouldn't listen.
I think highlights can be attractive when it's subtle...this girl from over by me robyn holmes did it once & she looked super hot...
aw, i remember robyn holmes. cool cat. only recently did i realize her name is...ah, nevermind.
eh?...spill it brotha, you've gone THIS far, might as well complete the thought...i'm on the edge of my seat here, one butt cheek's hangin off...I need to know...
robyn holmes sounds kinda like robbing homes. like the criminal activity.
hahaha....it's funny cause if there's anybody who I could say is the EXACT opposite of a criminal, it'd be her...she wouldn't commit a crime if you paid her..
i HATE it when girls have dark brown hair and then blatently obvious blonde highlights. it looks so stupid. what makes them think this looks good??!?!?!?!?
I thought my dad and I were the only guys who thought this way. One thing, though, I would go further than you and say that I find nail polish to be a real turn-off unless its extremely subdued.
Wow, this is so awesome. This is like exactly how I feel about almost all of these. I'm such a jeans and t-shirts girl and you'll rarely catch me without me sneakers.
And I am so opposed to make-up, i mean, for special occasions its cool, but it just seems a waste of time and money...we look fine the way we are...we don't need it.
Nail polish...same deal, its a waste of time and money, and who ever thought that color in the nails looked nice? It makes them harder to bite, seriously. AND nails are disgusting....on girls, but even more so on guys.
EARINGS...oh my, one of the things in life that I hate so much. This is definitely on my top ten most passionate hate list. Ugh, I can't even go on without vomiting. I will NEVER EVER pierce my ears.
Something that you didn't include that I don't like, is hair dye. I like natural hair color, it makes us unique. I admit, I sold out once and tried to highlight my hair...never again. Oh, but if its grey or white....its a good idea then.
oh, i like high heels though....chunky ones...because you can't be formal and be wearing flats...it's way hard to do...and anyway, heels are hot
Aw..I love dying my hair though. I'm totally obsessed with it actually, or was. I've calmed down a bit. A boy at school told me I looked more suave with black hair.
yeah, i guess i'm not so against this, because it seems like nearly everybody does....but for me, i won't...i think it'd be cool to be blonde...but, i just can't. I'm happy with who I am...i just wanna stay natural. Same concept as the make-up.
haha, yeah, you pretty much fit every one of my requirments(and I do mean requirments, I put all of my perspectives through a rigerous screening process, which includes a 100 question multiple choice test which rates intellectuality, and a obsticle course which tests for physical endurance - DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?!?!)
um, moving right along....yes, all hail the lovely courtney!
haha..i was wondering what you were gonna say on this topic..as i was reading bryan's thread..i was like hm..courtney...courtney..courtney..yup..courtney too. haha
haha, aww that's so cute!
NOT as cute, as my plush triceratops stuffed animal....
dinosaur stuffed animals really aren't all that cute though
ah, but you have yet to see it...all who set eyes on this thing fall in love
i can't believe you sleep with a stuffed dinosaur
wwwwaaaait wait wait, just WHERE in my comment there do you see me saying anything about sleeping w/this stuffed animal??!...I mean, seriously, just because you sleep w/a stuffed toy does NOT mean you have to go accusing others of doing the same..not all of us are as weird as you lady
don't deny it...i've seen pictures...you were sucking your thumb in it too
Aww I love dinosaurs! I have a pink flying dinosaur that I made Freshmen year out of plaster. It's great ^.^!!!
pteradactyl?
Mmm..More like a dog with wings.
okay, so as an update...i still hate everything i listed, except the nail thing. i stopped biting mine, because it looks retarded when you bite in front of people.
and toe nail polish is a must if you're gonna wear flip flops
haha, i love how this ancient thread's getting resurected..i forgot all about this..and, yeah, i gota stop biting my nails too..how'd u go about stoping?
haha, uh...it was at the persuasion of a specific male
don't think any male is gonna make you stop biting...but i can give you his number if you want anyway, hah
This is great! Pure genius. I agree with so much of that! I always felt dumb because I'm such a fan of the t-shirt and jeans look and a guy friend told me that guys shouldn't even bother with a girl unless she dresses up and how girls should only have jeans and a t-shirt on when they're hanging at home.
Makeup is stupid and I don't know how to work it.
Nail polish is kinda fun..but I have noticed that guys don't really seem to care. Pedicures still feel nice though!
haha i can't help but think that this was inspired by that convo me, u and jesse had the other day where u boys told me all about what boys really like.. remember cuz my belt was ugly and u started going off about how guys don't even notice that haha i have nothing but love for u bryan....
LOL that's great. the pics are great. i love the clown pic-so true. caked up girls make me want to slap them. only, don't talk about keeping hair down until you've had your long hair in your face, mouth, food and whereever else it can get to.
I'll wear a wig for a week & get back to you on whether I think it's worth the sacrifice....what should I go with, blonde, brunette, or red head
hmm, i don't know what you look like so i'll say go red, just for fun. but make sure it's long, thick, wavy, and falls out all over the place, just to get the full effect.
oh lord...yeah, that'd be so darn ugly it's not even funny..I'm going w/brunette
hahaha ok whatever floats your boat. worried what the boys will think of you?
hey bryan! ;) i have long brunette hair that's curly. ;) ;) (>wink< >wink<)
this is the macking forum isn't it?? (glances around)
WOO HOO!!...I knew this thread would get me in w/the chicks...wuchoo doin friday night babay?!?!..haha
you know whats interesting?...like, over IM, or email or any other text reliant communication, flirting is frequently filled w/the lil wink thingies " ;) "....but...haha, in real life, do you ever find yourself winking uncontrollably while talking/flirting w/somebody you like?....haha, that'd be funny
hahahaha. actually i do wink all the time in real life. i think its fun and it definetely just makes everything you do is comical.
oh of course...I think we should start a winking revolution though....get all the kids doing it, it'll become a fad..if we start it up, everybody is sure to follow
I love winking! I've just never used it in realistic situations like flirting.
I thought you just had a nervous twitch...
Darn! You've let out my secret.
i also can't stand the women who put their makeup on with a spatula...
my hair is so long and curly it just sheds all the time and especially in this one car cuz he always has the windows down so at the end of the nite he picks off all the hair that has collected on him and comes to me and asks, " do you want this back?"
this whole thing should be marked as funny. keep true to yourself bryan because you are simply mauvelous! tell it like it is baby tell it like it is.
hey, i'm just keeping it real..& all that jazz...trying to give the females a glimpse into the male mind