Can You Read Love Signals?
This is a test from a book of personality tests that I have. Answer the questions and I'll post the results.
1. If you gaze downsard while speaking to an attractive person, you're saying in effect:
a. I'm harlmless, you may approach
b. I'd rather not speak with you
c. I feel a bit inferior
2. To present the best possible image, a man should raise his chin, square his shoulder, and slightly lift his chest.
True
False
3. A woman smiles at a man across a hors d'oeuvre table and notices that his lips tense. Is lip-clenching a positive or negative sign?
Positive
Negative
4. When a man sitting next to a woman on a bus reads his magazine a bit conspicuously-overdoes it, mouths the words, chuckles aloud-he's trying to "break the ice."
True
False
5. A sure sign of attraction is when a woman:
a. Points with her index finger
b. Rolls her hand, palms up
c. Makes a series of palm-down sweeps
6. You can tell if a man is flirting with a woman if he keeps checking her reacion to his signals with his eyes.
True
False
7. You can easily spot a "mated" pair because they stand closer than unmatched pairs and touch at will.
True
False
8. The perfect courting outfit consists of which of the following:
a. A three-color contrast
b. A tan-colored scarf or tie to accent the flesh tones of your face
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i started taking this test, but i dont know what the heck this is about... i hope nobody really analyzes things like this.
probably a dude with a degree in nothing writes a book, words it to sound intelligent so that stupid people go buy it to find all the reasons why they fail in life.
i am love signal illiterate...
I'm not illiterate I'm just blind. lol
you're so funny!!! i'm the same way sometimes and there was an instance that jsut happened that i was SO blind and i may have ruined something that could've been amazing...you'd think it'd get easier as time rolls but you don't....hahaha
So what your saying is I'm doomed to be blind forever then. lol
HAHAHA no way hun! i'm jsut saying i thought i was good at reading the signals, but sometimes i'm SO one of the guys that i overlook things.....so yeah i've screwed something up that could've been good....yes even at my age it happens is all i'm saying....
*no worries on your part...
i can't tell if a girl actually likes me or not. i can only assume, and i rarely do.
you are toooo young. believe me the wonderful world of women can wait...
> > > > Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her
> > > > head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's
> > > > yours. --
> > > > Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
> > > >
> > > > Find a prostitute and marry her. -- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
> > > >
> > > > Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his
> > > > flock.
> > > > -- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
> > > >
> > > > Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
> > > > -- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
> > > >
> > > > Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one
> > > > and carry her off to be your wife. -- Benjaminites (Judges
> > > > 21:19-25)
> > > >
> > > > Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will
> > > > cost you a rib. -- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)
> > > >
> > > > Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in
> > > > marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work
> > > > another seven years
> > > > for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's
> > > > right.
> > > > Fourteen years of toil for a woman. -- Jacob (Genesis
> > > > 29:15-30)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll
> > > > definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.) --
> > > > Cain (Genesis
> > > > 4:16-17)
> > > >
> > > > Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. --
> > > > Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)
> > > >
> > > > When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I
> > > > have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents
> > > > question your
> > > > decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for
> > > > me." -- Samson
> > > > (Judges 14:1-3)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons
> > > > though).
> > > > -- David (2 Samuel 11)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a
> > > > good idea, it's the law). -- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or
> > > > Leviticus, example
> > > > in Ruth)
> > > >
> > > > Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. -- Solomon
> > > > (1 Kings 11:1-3)
> > > >
> > > > A wife?...NOT!!! -- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)
ugh, i get enough forwards.
Is it wrong to have found that really funny?
Yes
9. A woman is attracted to you when she removes all her clothes and does the happy hamster dance in front of you in your bedroom...
a. True
b. False
u mean to tell me, you, are going to go through the task of scoring EVERYBODY who takes this test in this here forum?
yea,, should we post our answers? lol
Good point. Actually, no. But you can score yourself.
1 point for each correct answer
1. a
2. False
3. Negative
4. True
5. b
6. True
7. True
8. a
A score of 6-8 points: You have keen insight in dciphering what makes for a courtship.
A score of 3-5 points:You rank average on the love signal detection scale.
A score of 0-2 points: Wake up! Love signals may be soaring over your head. Study the quiz items and read up on the subject.
Here are the explanations behind the answers (I forgot to include them):
1. c. A downward glance is a signal of compliance and usually means you are non-threatening and approachable.
2. False. This posture convetys a heavy macho image. This could reflect rigidity and self-centeredness. It is better for a man to be gentle and natural.
3. Negative. Lip clenching indicates an overall tightening of the body. It is a defensive and guarded signal.
4. True. These are all subtle signs of reaching out to get the attention of the other person.
5. b. A palms-up gesture signals an "I don't know attitude" and a gentleness and readiness to recieve direction.
6. True. When wooing someone, people do a lot of monitoring. They use it to gauge how effective they are as they approach their target.
7. True. Mated couples are long past the stage of keeping "proper" psychological distance. They show intimacy, physical closeness, and body contacts.
8. a. Color stirs feelings. A three-color contrast is a potent attractant. If possible, use a pastel accent like a handkerchief or scarf. Pastels are soothing and gentle.
thats pretty kool. i got 6 points. but, some of it i dont really agree with.