party, harty weekend

This weekend was definetley one to remember. Since i am waiting for my printer to fix and then i can go to sleep, i decided to write it down. i like this format -- what i learned this weekend:

1) totally understood what jahanna meant about sweaty guys at a concert because this kid was just so disgusting that he needed to wring his own shirt out.

2)didn't know benking was so strong he could push 5 people through a crowd of many more than that.

3)protein is good for all but if those diet whores wanna cheat and eat donuts, you can't stop em (mike)and ambrosia may be green and the food of the gods, but its good enough for julie.

6) a fire feels good when your sitting around it with good friends at 12 midnight comparing stories on who is gayer.

7)man, the best feeling ever, and i mean ever. when you are throwing a suprise party and it actually gets carried through with nobody ruining the suprise and the person having no idea. totally thought he knew, but the look on his face will be cemented in the head for a looong time. direct quote " i was thinking to myself 500 people in porrino's house. only 2 cars. 350 people per car. that doesn't make sense, i don't understand. oh suprise?? what's that sign say.... happy nongraduation jesse?? oooooooohh, now i get it."

8) dave hughes is the man. brilliant. put present in box, in antoher box, in antoher box, in another box, in another box. genius

9)philadelphia is one cool city. murals everywhere, cool diners, and intriguing fashion.

10) costs of party: $80

time spent making cd's: not enough

time spent cleaning: too much

feeling of happiness that jess really is that dumb: too much to count.

the look of evil and mischeviousness on lynz's face as she made the bowl of dirt:priceless.