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ilikebirds by ilikebirds · May 19, 2003 · 179 views · · · Journal

Everyone's a dork. Just admit it. I'm the biggest dork ever. And all of you who think you are too cool for school.... you're a bigger dork than I am. I mean if you just accept you're a dork life is easier. You dont have to walk around so paranoid all the time...thinking "i hope my walk is cool". I mean plus it'd save you a lot of time every morning from shoving that stick up your butt.


Admit you're a dork and you can walk around , trip, and say " I meant to do that".

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18 Comments

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

okay i'll admit that you are indeed a dork

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

thanks. i've been waiting for you to tell me

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

look up that word in the dictionary.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

cute... i knew that. but who cares.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

i didn't say to care. i said to look it up. rrreeooww

iwz iwz ·

exactly. it's not a bad word just cause it has 2 definitions. the common use is slang. i've never heard anyone use the vulgar slang definition of the word, cause that's just a stupid word to use for that

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rocksupastarFounder ·

AMEN to that... god i HATE when people pull that outta nowhere, like ANYONE calls THAT a dork? i mean, seriously? have you ever heard anyone refer to that as a DORK? no... exactly.. ugg... SOOO anoyying...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i could say something really nasty here but i will just keep it to myself.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

and whats with all the JOURNAL tricks ? Whats the point ?

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

geeks + dorks = gorks

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

fool + dork = foorks?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

actually, if you truly embrace the dork in you and you accept what it means to be a dork--when you trip and wipe out, you can get up and say "i fell down and i really didn't mean to do that. but y'know? i'm okay with that"

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i fall all the time at school, just get up and take a bow.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

now look in the mirror and repeat after me: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me.

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

no they dont, its not nice to lie to yourself

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 ·

dork is a funny word

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

im a super dork. are you ready for me?

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

i don't think you're ready for this jelly

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