My Hair... All Gone
by i can't believe it. after many months and months of letting it grow, i got it to be spikey. i was so happy when i finally got it spikey a few months ago. last time i had spikey hair was when i was 13. but today, my hair faced a deadly apocalypse and my spikey hair got cut off. today... is the saddest day... of my hair :( i need a tissue
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awww, sorry.but cmon, detail, details! and pictures!
you did this for the convention, didn't you?? well, let me say that women are not attracted to kid n' play. not since the 80s.
lol *admitting* yes..
but wait, how would you know? you're not a girl
not anymore...
hahahahaaha, Adam, that was hilarious! (no offense, toga..)
*blonde moment* wait.. i don't get it
haha, he meant no offense to skaorsk8
so you're gonna say something about HIS haircut and not mine??
you got a haircut?? can't say i noticed.
arrrr how rude!
you know.. i can never notice when a girl gets her haircut.. unless she gets it cut to her neck like wat britney spears did
well i cut off more than four inches you think that would be noticable!
sorry i have a lot of my mind...
four inches? lol not even
I noticed... haha, just cause you told me that dan DIDNT, aww poor dan... lol
woah now she's telling evreyone else how i didn't notice? hmm. that can't be good.
ugh you're a punk!
hahah i'm a punk ehh...well how do you explain your collection of ABBA cds?
it's a famly thing...go listen to phil collins
four inches is so huge for a girl. i had mine down to the bottom on my stomach and got it cut above my chest. it was 5 inches. and it seems like its the shortest thing in the world now.
awww, poor Malibu. I happen to think short hair on a girl is extremely nice looking [in most cases]! long hair never did it for me. chest hair, neither..
i've been told by lots of guys that they hate short hair on girls and long hair is gorgeous. they were saying how after girls get married, and have a man, they cut their hair short.
blah blah, most guys DO like long hair. but long hair, to me, is vain and, a lot of times, serve as a self concious concealment device. also, a lot of times it's just a 'look at me' male attracting mechanism. flip toss flip toss--all you girls know what i'm talking about. short hair accentuates the neck, frames most faces well and shows that a woman is comfortable with herself and unafraid to bear herself to those around her. it's a beautiful thing, short hair..
well aren't you just the psycologist. i don't keep my hair short b/c it's too thick and wavy and it just poofs out if it is too short. i cut 9 inches off my hair last year and i hated it-i couldn't wait for it to grow back cuz it was so annoying!
okay, i understand. girls with thick poofy hair now have my permission to grow their hair out. ::strokes beachbums hair::: itll be all right, honey, shhhhh shhhhhh
I kind of have that problem too. My hair is fairly thick and super wavy. I get lots of layers cut in it though when its cut to my chin and put curling jell. The combination allows it to curl very well. If i leave it alone without jell it looks real scary. The way I have it now, it isn't longer then like 3 inches so the wavyness doesn't really get a chance to work.
I totally agree with that! I got so many compliments today to because so many girls are afraid of short hair that so few have it, so those who do stand out. It makes my eyes look bigger too and that's good because I like my eyes and hate everything else so it totally works. Long hair can get pretty boring anyways.
thank you, love. i rest my case folks.
Oh! and you are totally my new favorite person for what you said!
see i refuse the excuse "i didn't notice"
it depends on how long you were talking to a person. if you only saw them for like 4 minutes and they didn't notice, that's excusable. but if it was longer than 10 and they didn't say anything. no forgiveness.
did you see that dan??
yes and i do NOT recall a conversation of more than 4 minutes IN A LIT PLACE. malibu please tell her that it's ok i didn't notice.
okay wait a second you rode with us into the city and you couldn't see my short hair? you are SO not getting away with this mister!
i think you have a lot of issues regarding this....i'm getting worried.
haha i'll be the one to actually say it...i just have issues
**thinks to himeself "a woman with issues..this is new"**** i'm sorry...how can i explain i have no inner monologue??
a man with no inner monologue?? wow there's something you don't come across everyday
holy crap...ok...i am actually laughing...how about...
"hi, my name is forreste, and I try to fatten up everyone i know!"
you so set that one up buddy! and what can i say if you don't want a ham or my biscotti that's your loss.
(this is going to be like 20,000 leagues to a girl fight)
"hi, my name is forreste, and i like to drive 400 miles to see 10 seconds of a concert!"
"hi, my name is dan, and i like to make forreste late to a concert that's 400 miles away"
(yeah ok it was all your fault!)
"hi, my name is forreste, and I need other people to install my speakers so i don't have to listen to AM radio"
"hi, my name is dan, and i like sclub7 so much that i stole the cd from forreste" (i'm not ashamed to say i like sclub7)
(dude cerrato stole that and put it in my case!)
"hi my name is forreste and i'm not allowed to park in my driveway, on my street, or even in my town"
"dude my name is dan can i ride with you everywhere"
(shut up i'm sure i drove you somewhere!)
"hi my name is forreste and my parents are making me move to a place where directions consist of 'turn left at the big tree'!
Forreste: "but you will come visit, RIIIIIGHT???"
"suuure forreste. suuure."
"hi my name is dan and i already live in such a place
Dan: you're lost oh turn around and make a left yeah i gotta go"
(hahahah your one friend got lost for 2 hours trying to leave my house...charlotte? what a moron!)
"hi my name is forreste and my dad is a boy-hating trekkie!"
(i'm sorry do i know her)
"hi my name is dan and my father doesn't exist"
(he does exist he is just always busy being away on business trips and creating clear soap)
"hi my name is forreste and i send large amounts of cookies overseas to starving kids in England who are named oobster"
(hey i didn't do that...yet!)
"hi my name is dan i don't eat cheese"
(dude that's not my fault!)
"hi my name is forreste and i am incapable of making any food WITHOUT cheese!" (also...as a bonus..."hi, my name is forreste and my sister wishes she was avril levine")
(hahahaha she is SO anti avril! socks on the arm don't make you an avril and fyi biscotti doesn't have cheese-neither did that ham)
"hi my name is dan can i take you out for coffee at some point in time"
(hahahah it's not my fault that i'm too popular!)
"hi, my name is forreste and bowling is the only acceptable Jehovah's Witness activity that I know"
(oh right that's why)
"hi my name is dan and i refuse to go to the movies...when invited to do a non-movie activity i also decline the invitation"
(come on man how many times can one person bowl and still get a 17?)
"hi, my name is forreste, and i idolize abba and shakira"
(haha you would have fun if you came with us trust me)
"hi my name is dan and i idolize keanu reeves...DUDE"
(ROFL he is my hero, right after jeremy jenkins)
"hi, my name is forreste, are there any ezabel people here i can meet?"
(walks up to mike and katie..."hi! i'm forrestina! i'm a geek!")
(puhleasse it's so obvious that you idolize keanu)
"hi my name is dan this is my sister can you talk to her?"
(how can you tell i idolize keanu???? i want to know.)
"hi my name is forreste and i'm secretly in love with fake carl"
fake carl..i know you're on here now...sorry dude
(here's a thought--it's all the dude-ing you do)
"hi my name is dan and i'm secretly in love with a different girl every week (okay so maybe it's not such a secret)"
(hahah *GASP* who else knows!)
"hi, my name is forreste, and i'll be friends with anyone from brooklyn! (or is it queens)"
(newsflash: everyone knows)
"hi, my name is dan, and i'll be friends with anyone who has a hot female relative"
(p.s. they're from queens-all 5 of them)
(ick i hate people from queens! you know who they are too! and there is nothing wrong with being friends with ian just because he has a hot cousin!)
"hi, my name is forreste, and I sell knives on the highway. over the phone. Please buy a knife."
(shhh i dont work for cutco anymore!)
"hi, my name is dan, what's your work number so i can call and pretend to be a customer"
(yeah only because you were crappy at selling knives!)
"hi my name is forreste, and I tell everyone I live in the 'wood' so I can sound cooler, and more black. because, let's face it, no one likes italian people."
(no that's because door-to-door knives saleswomen are weird...besides what if i have to preach to the customer later: here have a butcher knive and a Watchtower)
"hi my name is Jose from Hackensack" (isn't that kid whack?!)
(YO DON'T BE TELLIN EVERYONE ABOUT JOSE FROM HACKENSACK!)
"hi, my name is forreste, and it's my goal to date every asian person i know"
whoa hey let's not go down the dating history road--i only dated ONE asian!
hahah you've only dated ONE asian so far!!
i missed this one! do you know something i don't about asians in my future?
OH MAN! I'm going to the nearest cutco for a job interview tomorrow. Is that a bad idea?
i'm going to say "yes". i walked out of an interview there because it was so ridiculous.
that makes me very sad..why is it ridiculous?
i turned into dan when he brought his cousin from florida up to a party(Thanks for hooking me up dude) tell her i said hi,that YODA said hi
you're dad is tyler durden? would that make you dan durden?
"hi my name is dan and im too stupid to realize movie references"
stop trying to be me. go away.
wait you were in a car together? i dont know where to go with this now. i guess its nobody's fault if one of you was in the front and one was in the back.
THANK YOU! I was in the back. sitting quietly. i was tired.
whatever you are such a punk we then stood outside of the car while my sister fixed my headband for like 2 whole minutes
hahahah i dont' think that happened. why would you wear a headband? ohh wait...that's right...i remember...the 80's called. they wanted your clothes back.
hey dan maybe i should buy you another pair of khakis or jeans cus i just don't think you have enough
oh man, that means that there was activity focused on hair and you still didn't realize. i think i may have changed sides.
LOL omg, THAT i would notice!
My hair was shoulder length and I got it chopped yesterday! Now my hair is spikey..aren't you jealous? You should be.
lol yes.. maybe i can use the hair you cut off and tape it to my head and make it spikey
that would look amazing most likely because my hair is dyed black right now..it would look oh-so-natural.
please post a picture. i will patiently wait.
I don't have a digital camera or a scanner though. Will you be at the assembly this weekend?
nope. i may be at jahanna's house though. if she gets some go karts.
Linds i wanna see it!!
I'm definetly gonna need you to trim it for me because it's gonna get too long too fast and I like it spikey..though girls hit on me, that's not cool.
we'll all pinch in and get a donation goin for maybe a wig or soemthing
speaking of hair, i got a haircut last night, and the lady actually put some blond coloring/gel in the front when i wasn't looking. it was humorous. my mom was not impressed. i think people thought i was gay.
blonde dan would be strange
it was extremely strange. in a mark mcgrath meets keanu reeves kind of way.
a while ago i dyed the front tips of my hair medium blonde too. had it spikey in the front, looked cool
Jersey Boy haircut that really shouldn't be considered the jersey boy haircut because that guy on Dawsons Creek had it and he wasn't from Jersey and he was gay.
haha! see, i never watched that show
i know better now. looking back, it does look somewhat gay
hold up now. dawson had the "butt cut". seriously. not cool. i liked the eddie bauer clothes he always seemed to have, though.
Noo Jack had the jersey boy thing. He was the one who's sister did E and freaked out or something
haha did you take a picture?
hahah. no. nutcase.
fine i don't believe you.
and it's nutjob thankyouverymuch
replying to our own comments are we, patrick?
haha i am clearly not patrick
You guys need to get a room!! cough cough !!POINT WHORES!! cough cough
HAH giac don't even start on the point subject with me
And what subject would that be Forrest?? Dont let ME get started!!
that's fine if you can't spell my name right i won't even let you
who can spell your name right!? Its not worth the effort to figure it out!
" Hi my name is dan, i like forreste"
"Hi my name is forreste, i like dan "
dan: " Hi This is dan" forreste :" and Forrestee" together :" we're not here right now but please leave us a message after the tone !"
ROFLOL "hi my name is thai pham be my woman"
yeah "hi my name is ty and i lost my phone number, can i have yours?"
Hi my name is tai and apparently i hit a nerve.....
i'll hit something... hahaha
haha i love this guy... this guy.. youu.. youu..
your gay
thanks champ
just playing with you, I was on a roll, I couldnt stop... sorry