Weekend Highlights
This weekend couldn't have been any more insane if ...well, just trust me, it couldn't have been.
HIGHLIGHTS.
1. Jeremy and Riche Cowie entering a spanish dance contest by dancing with each other, then INSISTING that they be finalists by getting on stage when they called up all the other finalists. (pictures will be available soon).
2. Nearly getting into an arguement while doing parking...here's exactly what happened.
Brother in a BIG shiny, brand new...expensive car pulls up.
"I would like to park over here, in the shade."
ME: That's nice. We're asking everyone to park over there.
"But we got to park over there YEEEEEEEESTERDAY!" (in the whinest voice I have ever heard.)
ME: "I'm sure you did. We are asking people to park over here today."
"I am a special case." VROOOOM. (Nearly running over my foot.)
3. From GFS Rocks from the platform- "I used to be addicted to the internet. But I broke free. No thanks to Ezabel."
4. From Mike Cowie- "DUDE!! SHE CALLED ME!! WHOOOOOOOHOOOOO!"
5. From Dan Cerrato- (simply). "MY. GAME. IS. ON."
6. (Also from Dan Cerrato)- "Yeah! I got a cell phone! Only for the weekend though! Let's hang out!"
"QUOTE OF THE WEEKEND...also from Dan Cerrato.
"You know...Jesse Tamburi makes fun of you a lot for being allergic to milk. And we all have a good laugh at your expense. And we're happy, because of you. It is pretty funny."
Runner Up Quote of the Weekend.
Me: Courtney, why didn't you become a killer whale trainer like you really seem to want to?
Courtney: Well, I wanted to, because there are only 16 in the entire country. But my parents said "NO COURTNEY THAT'S STUPID!!" So I'm studying to be a teacher.
Whiny Quote of the Weekend: (no that "Special case" brother didnt' take it)
Forreste: "SUMMEEEEEEEEEER! Dad left my fruit snax in the car and now they melted and they are one big FRUIT SNACK!!
Summer: So throw it away.
Forreste: OH NO! I'm going to eat it. If it takes me all day!!
AI Summary
79 Comments
how about...but i didn't want to put my hand on my heart but she was trying to make me put my hand on my heart and i just didn't want to put my hand on my heart
hahaha yeah that was a good one. i forgot that. no room now.
i know there was so much more...it was def a great weekend
U shoulda keyed up the guy's car. idiots like that should be dfed instantly and thrown in jail
hmm dan you wouldn't happen to be the guy who i heard hit on some girl here by saying "hey you wanna makeout?"
See what happens when you jersey people come here, corrupt our women!
that wasn't me. i didn't talk to any girls all weekend. that sounds like a unique pick up line though.
no that was my sister aka Jeremy Jenkins
HAHAHHAAHAHAHA sooo true...jeremy (this can not be emphasized enough) IS MY HERO!
haha i guess my sister didn't come up to you and say yo im jeremy jenkins blaahhh and stick out her tongue
i thought it was the warwick line of " got a mom, is she hot?"
skip the daughter and go for the mom, screwed up logic there
that was so jolly candy man's line like three years ago!!
I didnt say no thanks to Ezabel...
oh. hmm. i was out in the parking lot working during your part. i only heard about it.
You want to hear it again?
i would hear it for the first time. not again.
So you want to hear it for the first time?
we are soooooo over Dan....you are not even my PRETEND backup anymore. we had a MOMENT this w/e! how quickly you forget...you denied my parking spot too! (even though i got it the next day) muhahaa
Did you just give him a kiss??
ok the ONLY reason you got that spot was because lou obviously did a wuss job! letting you through was LAME! that way was only for buses and you are NOT a bus!
Yeah she is... I still love you Jahanna!!
i liked how matt let my dad in without a badge lol
this weekend was absurd.
this was the best weekend of my life
haha yeah dude it ruled. very good. my car never got washed though.
ew mine either i was actually gonna do it for the 3rd time ever!
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Haha, on what platform did giac say that about the internet/ezabel?
at our convention this weekend
i slapped Sarah's leg so hard...i was like, THATS GIACOMO! haha yea..Mr. "i'm not addicted to the internet" BAH!
woah. easy now. no beating on sarah.
Im not addicted!! Didnt you hear my interview!
i'll stick up for you giac because i remember how bad you used to be. your sister told me about the bills. i told you what a good job you did up there!
What bills?
for the internet/phone
I dont remeber those bills
i dunno that's just what she said
giac you have a sister?????? hey now!
Hey, dont get any ideas!
there's a classic dan hill
rofl true, true...pure quality.
and desperation
woah. don't confuse me with you.
Desperation....(Isnt that your middle name?)
did he really say ezabel??
hahaha no but he should have!
What was actually said?
ask gfs rocks he did it not me
I didnt say ezabel...but all you zablers know that thats one of the reason I was cooking to be eventually #1...
you could NEVER beat me!
I would have in the past...and it was because of you and the other poltical system which prevented me from becoming #1 on ezabel!! But now I cant because I am on the internet for only 3 hours a week, besides work.
(i am imagining you with a little stop watch next to the computer)
No, thats what the clock on the computer is for!
I love dan hill..... how funny was sunday!!!!!!
and the line about the mom thing is totally not a warwick line!!!! but this weekend was all about K.M.G!!!!!! Kickin Mad GAME!!!!! and hill and cerrato the get my back on that... and also the every person that was at jones beach on sunday from 8:00 - 11:00!!!!!!! am I correct or am I correct...... plus i saw dan hill KMG with mad girls plus cerrato was scoring #'s too.....WOW... Rowdyness at its peak!!!
HAHAHHA there were MAAAAAAAAAAD scampis!!
oh my goodness, are scampis what i think they are? if they are--then that is among the funniest things i've ever seen.
hahaha. i'm not telling you what they are. go back to cooking. or thai will nail your other foot to the floor.
seriously, cerrato and yoda is scary, i'm glad that didn't happen this w/e, especially if there were women involved....
how cute were those polish girls!
are you kidding me?? or are you serious? I am confused. (hey adam leuty! much love!)
oh man that was so funny dan
dunno if any of you read newsweek
ok people need to stop with that article. getting mad annoying now. there are no quotes from me OR jeremy jenkins.
haha about macking? the only bad thing is that it doesn't bring out that those numbers are only in the U.S.
Wow! I never saw this!
yeah it's kinda neat i thought
whoooooa awesommmmmme!
oooo that's awesome. they choose random people as well as the circuit overseer. that's good that they didn't choose an unbeliver that was just attending so they didn't say anything embrassing.
Who is on stage??

oh so it's newsday
did anyone who was at the convention happen to hear the update on br. vaiden's taxi experience? the guy was at the convention and called br. vaiden and said "i was there and heard the experience i just wanted to tell you that i've been studying with a brother"
okay first:
its true....my parents figuratively dropkicked my dreams of training killer whales...i still cry myself to sleep...if you'd like to come over and cry with me, you are welcome
second: dan forgot to mention that we raced this weekend, he won....but he CHEATED
i did not cheat! i practically waited for you! i think you need to take this up with your best friend, who is incapable of waving her arms correctly!
third: Ty pham was neked at the convention.....veeeeery interesting
fourth: i dont know the fancy html like the rest of ya'll....so i just comment 4 times....how lame
ROFLOL i just saw the part about the fruit snacks. how gross was that! and i ate not one but count em TWO packs. and nick stuck his finger in that junk too!
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