Forehead
by I never really grew into my forehead as they said i would. But what did "they" know.
That little blue hat... couldn't even fit me... and i was like like 6 months old.
I dont have a forehead...it's more a eighthead.
I dont have dreams... I have MOVIES......IMAX Style
Know anymore forehead jokes ? let 'em fly...
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Three guys are riding in their truck, drinking beer, having a good ol' time. The driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car so he pulls over.
The other two are really nervous, "What do we do with our beers? We're in trouble!" they yelped.
"No," the driver says, "Just do this: pull the label off of your beer bottle and stick it to your forehead and let me do the talking."
So they all pull the labels off their beer bottles and stick 'em to their foreheads.
The policeman walks up and says, "You boys were swerving down the road. Have you been drinking?"
The driver says, "Oh, no officer," and points to his forehead, "We're on the patch, trying to quit!"
I had a dream that I was Brenda from 90210 and I was trapped in a house with the Joker from Batman trying to kill him. Seriously, I had that dream last night. Weird. He just wouldn't die.
what did you have to drink?
that sounds like a "red bull plus vodka" dream, to me.
eXACTLY what i was thinkin dan.... one mind, one mind....
but red bull and jager is so much better.
First time I had Red Bull and 2 Shots of Vodka was in good old England... OH the memories, its the best!
england??? i never even left pennsyvania.
Dude, your missing out... You need to see what else is out there besides the east of the USA. Europe is a great place to start!
or he can start in england...
England is in Europe.... but yes, England would be the best start, they speak english there!
no, you are gravely mistaken
he's mistaken? they dont speak english in there?
Yes he is mistaken. They do not speak english there
hmm. how odd. someone better inform them, as they foolishly believe they invented the language.
Amazing, how very foolish of them to believe that.
when did england become part of europe? isn't it in south america?
rofl. actually it's it's own independently owned and operated franchise.