I think I'm Turning Japanese
by So I found my perfect job today. Cook at a Habachi Grill. Yep, that's my goal in life now. It'd be really cool because I'd be able to flip eggs and make them land in my little hat and then set onions on fire.
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I think you have to literally turn Japanese to get that job. Gene therapy + accent lessons, here we come!
yeah what's up w/like these race specific jobs.....to work at a japanese joint, you HAVE to be, or at least pass for japanese....to work @ 7-11..you HAVE to be indian!!...now although neither of these employment opportunities are in any way inticing to me, just the simple fact that i CAN'T apply annoys me...
i should go over there and ask you to make pork fried rice and lo mein hehe
u mean: poke fyed ryss
love the japeneezes
that habichi grill was amazing!!! so good. the guy was hysterical too. i almost dove under the table when he almost threw the onion at me. "oh its ladies nite and the feeling is right"
oh, what a night!
asians rule.
you're a tool
you're a fool.
go to school
donkey or mule?
gosh darn you half japanese girls...do it to me every time.
my science teacher is half-japanese
i really think so
I knew this girl in HS who was half japanese. I really didn't like her because I was jealous that she got to be half japanese and I wasn't yet she wasn't even cool about it.
i watched grunge leg drop new new jack through a press table..
Yeah..I stared at this for a while. These are not the words.
pretty close... watching grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table
I meant the next words..cause I tried singing it that way and then was like "hmm.."
and then my heart stopped listening to Cho Cho San fall in love all over again
haha, we've talked about this song on here before..and how we dont get the next line...it's..."and the red head said you shred the chello and i'm jello baby"
rivers is so funny-i love pinkerton
yea, pinkerton is my favorite weezer album. i think Rivers is a jerk though..you can just tell by interviews and write ups about him. AND when Dashboard was on tour w/ them...Chris said at the show that he WAS MEAN! haha
he just needs to find a Japanese girl and he'll be happy
Rivers would kick Chris' arse!
thats true, but Chris could out play him on geetar ANYday!
i honestly don't know who's better on guitar and i can't begin to care, but we both know who is whiny sucky emo SWINE! we know it's Chris.
wow, i didnt get all harsh on your "boy"! i bet your a closet dashboard freak! arentcha!
ok ok ok. i didn't mean to get harsh. i'm just passionate. i don't have any reason to hate chris. i just think he needs to trip and fall down on a spike or something. but i'll admit--i've seen them three times just because he was "there" and i had just used the bathroom and my pretty red beer cup was filled.
Listening to Dashboard play on the Weezer tour was slow torture.
are you kidding? listening to weezer is slow torture.
How so? Not only are all the men very good at playing their respective instruments but the songs are mostly catchy, easy to sing along with, yet without losing meaning completely as pop bands do.
steady, dan, steady. we know weezer is untouchable! it's fun, wickedly catchy and clever stuff. but it's okay dan, you and chris deserve each other. thatdarngirl is correct.
ahhh. you're still mad because of the toilet incident.
i kind of applied it to me myself. wasn't looking for actual 'cut and pasted' lyric. and the extra 'new' that i through in there? i dunno. ghosts?
i dunno if anybody caught that reference but me..lol..good song..althoug i haven't listened to the fellas in years
you sing that song everyday! Is it like permanantly stuck in your head? Even worse, you ALWAYS get it stuck in MY head!
you sing that song everyday! Is it like permanantly stuck in your head? Even worse, you ALWAYS get it stuck in MY head!
oops, the stupid browser was so slow i hit the button twice....sorrrrrrry
HAHHAHA, i do? i cant even rememeber the last time i heard that song. just for that...i'm putting it on my playlist next! :-D
will you give me a discount?
Sure! All the free food you can eat within limit.
big mistake. mike and free food. he jumps when we mention chinese buffet.
ugh.. i'm so dumb when i go to those kinda buffets. before i go in, i always tell myself NOT to eat until i get so full. and then i go and end up getting so full. the most i ever ate was 4 plates of food.
yes. and chinese buffet food is vile.
yo i, to this day the mental image still haunts me...while at a chinese buffet, i witnessed one of the sickest sights....a kid not only sneezed into the open buffet, but, picked his nose, and proceeded to pick from the food..this sight is the SINGLE reason why I now despise buffets....I've been on a hunt for this todler for 3 years, have yet to find him..but when i do, I'm gonna give'm a peice or two of my mind
one kid we know killed 9 plates of chinese food in the time it took my sister to eat 2.
yikes.. that's insane. i want his autograph haha
Don't encourage him please.
hahahah. yeah he's a fat kid. don't know if he can sign his autograph. he's one of those home-schoolers. not that bright.
Who did that song?
the vapors
call me stupid if you deem it necissary but, just how do you get italics in these messages?!?!...i see people do it all the time, and, i dunno, i'm slowly growing covetous....which is like a breaking of a comandment or something so tell me how to italisize and relieve me of this covetousness before I get struck by lightning
pretty fancy web site for someone who can't italicize... ;)
use html code:
<i>this text will italicize</i>
most html codes work the same way...an opening 'tag' and a closing 'tag'. try <b>for bold</b> and <u>for underline</u>
don't use underline. because people (the stupid ones) will think it's a link and spend all day trying to click it.
remember, there are no stupid questions. just stupid people.
and there we have it, thanks......lol, yeah the only reason i was able to make that site is because of the site creator program that the host provides you with...it's user friendly & you don't have to know any code....which i, most obviously, don't
no use for a name did a cover of it too...