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Two Seldomly Praised Modern Day Legends

ophelia by ophelia · Jul 22, 2003 · 306 views · Journal

Thelma & Loise?..nope....Tom & Jerry?..not even close....Venus & Serena Williams?...getter warmer...I'm talking about...drum roll please....BILL & TED!!!!!..duuude, whether you want to admit it or not, these guys have a little place in all of our lives, a generation X cinema classic, this movie & it's characters deserve a lot more praise then they've been getting. Now, I KNOW we're supposed to remain nuteral & all , but, amidst all these boring, mundane secular holidays, one holiday that us witnesses, or at least I would have a hard time not celebrating, fictitious as it may be, would be Bill & Ted day...a day where in order to pay homege to these heros, everybody would make a pilgramige to the nearest convenience store, sit on the curb in front of it, and, bum around for the WHOLE DAY..how awesome would that be.....

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ok4now #1 ok4nowOG 2002

next time just edit your journal...

iwz #1.1 iwz

Yeah, you can Edit or delete your journals. Look in the gray bar underneath the title.

ophelia #1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

yeah i just put my bi-focals on & caught sight of them tiny "edit" & "erase" options...haha, sorry for my ezabel ignorance, i'm learning!!..although i probably should of known this by know

ok4now #2 ok4nowOG 2002

lovin the so-krates

skaorsk8 #3 skaorsk8OG 2002

say hello to the princesses!! you'll see! rufus! circle K?

hunkpapap #4 hunkpapapOG 2003

Or, how about you get three guys with you at night and go into a convenience store with the sole intention of getting thrown out, only to wind up amusing the clerk and following a hot girl out to the car with her hot two friends...

ophelia #4.1 opheliaOG 2003

DUDE HOW FUNNY WAS THAT!!..haha..I don't believe i've ever seen a hotter female in a 7-11 before, and the fact that she like actually fell for that pick up line, haha, classic

hunkpapap #4.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

we really could have gotten their numbers. DARN MY CONSCIENCE!!!

yodasucka #5 yodasuckaOG 2003

I HEART BILL AND TED

forrestina #5.1 forrestinaOG 2002

AND THEY HEART YOU

delliott101 #6 delliott101OG 2002

WYLD STALLIONS RULE!!!!!

ok4now #6.1 ok4nowOG 2002

*air guitar*  

starshiptrooper #7 starshiptrooperOG 2003

the second movie, Bill and Teds Bogus Adventure was much better then the first.....NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

starshiptrooper #8 starshiptrooperOG 2003

hey....how about Wayne and Garth????

theremin #9 thereminOG 2002

Another Bill & Ted!?

Read about it here!
...and Here!

ok4now #9.1 ok4nowOG 2002

i have no response to that

ophelia #9.2 opheliaOG 2003

ok, sometimes, for something to remain interesting, it can only be done once....some ideas lose flavor after being revisited, Bill & Ted #2 was bad enough, what're they trying to redeem themselves?..GIVE UP HOLLYWOOD!!...that being said you know we'd all go see that if it did come out...if nothing more than to make fun of it

ok4now #9.2.1 ok4nowOG 2002

ru kiddin'? i'm still itchin for rocky VI!

delliott101 #9.3 delliott101OG 2002

That would be so cool... I never saw Bogus Journey.. but a 3rd movie with then as age 40 would rock out!

ophelia #10 opheliaOG 2003

JOAN OF ARC WAS HOTT!!!

delliott101 #10.1 delliott101OG 2002

Hey dude.. that's Joan of Ark... Noah's wife!

skaorsk8 #10.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

HAHAHAHhA very good dave

starshiptrooper #10.1.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

but not very original

ophelia #11 opheliaOG 2003

ophelia #11.1 opheliaOG 2003

I just uncovered this top secret pic from a confidential hollywood archive...now, this is meant for more than just comic relief, I believe I'm on to something here..i mean, THINK about it, have you ever seen keeanu and dan in the same place at the same time?!?!...I smell a cover up

skaorsk8 #11.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

someone here has too much free time. i'm not sure where you got that horrible pic though.

ophelia #11.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

haha, you KNOW htat's funny..i'm just playing offa that comment made by forrest a while back about the dan-keeanu simularities..which are plentiful, lol

ok4now #11.1.1.2 ok4nowOG 2002

too much? c'mon, she just slapped it on the top of the page. now if someone could shrink your head down and crop it onto keaneu's...

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes i COULD of resized the head to make it more realistic, but, #1-at that smaller size, the face might not be as recognizable..#2-Everybody loves the big head small body charicatures...

tinser tinserOG 2002

too bad we cant shrink dan's head in REAL LIFE! Now that would be fun!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wow. courtney, i cannot belive you just said that. YOU, of all people, who's body is dispropotinally small when compared to your feet! we are hereby FINISHED as friends. i want my killer whale mural back that i gave you.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I don't think she was talking about a literal shrinking of your head, I'm assuming she was talking about a figurative shrinking...cause your physical head's not not all that disproportioned....haha, not saying I agree or anything, lol, this is between the two of YOU guys...but, yeah she was definately talking about like ego or whatever...at least I think...ok, continue as you were

tinser tinserOG 2002

hey dan! My feet are not large for my body...i'm average size shoes...7.5 and i'm 5'5....c'mon...most people would say thats average...and i'm not saying your head is unproportioned....no comment on that...i'm just saying...it'd be lots of fun to shrink your head to the size of a pea...it'd look real funny. I do like brians point also....i hadnt thought of that though.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh..haha...guess i read into it to much..i tend to do that, search for underlying messages that just aint there...and yes, i agree in full, shrinking his head to the size of a pea would provide amusement..hmmm...wait, don't witch doctors do that?....cause I think i know one...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

diD you get the "underlyIng" mEssage in this sentence?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ilikebirds

yes i did and just exactly who is it that you'd like to see croak?..wishing calamity upon your fellow brother eh?..not cool, lol(for those of you who didn't catch i like bird's lil cryptic message, D I & E are uper case...for a reason.)..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ophelia

dId you get this underLing message tOo. diVe into vEal and YOU will pee.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ilikebirds

you're a bit wishy washy now aren't you, haha..first you want me to die..then...ya supposedly love me..lol..lets shoot for some middle ground here..somewhere in between loving and wanting to kill me

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ophelia

how about just punching you in the face and saying sorry after everytime i do it. i guess thats middle ground. haha... or we can go fishing.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003 ilikebirds

....or we can go fishing while punching eachother in the face and appoligizing to eachother after each time...while simultaneously playing tetris on gameboy and watching emril legasi on the food network...THAT would be a guiness book worthy circumstance if i ever saw one

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ophelia

but did i mention fishing only wearing pants, a t shirt , a hat, and a string tied around each one of our toes... with a hook and worm on the end of the strings.

that way you can lay back on the dock with your feet dangling over.. and when you feel a tug.. you wake up .. and score a fish. now if it's a big fish your toes get ripped off.. so either way. you win.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ilikebirds

it's like, a party on your feet...why pay to play that stupid japanese dancing game when you can just do that...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 skaorsk8

Dance Dance REVOLUTION!

seit2see #12 seit2seeOG 2002

i've never fully watched either of those movies (i think theres only 2) im pretty behind the times

ophelia #12.1 opheliaOG 2003

....continuing from my journal entry at the top, I think as an addition to Bill & Ted Day, we should also have a day that comemerates Ryan's being deprived of quality cinema...A day in which he'll be taken out to diner, and everybody present will flaunt their knowledge of comical lines from various movies that Ryan never saw, and he will be the only one that doesn't get the jokes....

skaorsk8 #12.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

oh wait that happens every time we hang out with ryan

ophelia #12.1.1.1 opheliaOG 2003

we wear stilts so we can be at eye level w/him?

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