Shopping Cart Racing
by It all started with a few bored kids on a lame Sunday night. We all sat around trying to find something to do. The wild one of the bunch (lets just call her Forreste) speaks up- now this is usually not a good thing, but this once we decided to listen to her. "Shopping cart racing". Now, this idea was just crazy enough to work. The rest of us were quick to agree and we headed out to the old Shoprite parking lot. Much effort went in to finding two mint condition shopping carts (a special thank you to the quiet one aka Dan Hill for helping out in this matter) With the shopping carts ready, all we needed now was someone dumb enough to get in one. Someone stupid enough to put her life on the line in the name of good old fashion fun. This is where I come in. So, I climb in, not knowing that what would come next would bring on pain and life long scars. It started out OK, Dan pushing me to "Maximum Speed" (which turned out not that fast), Nick spinning me in circles (and almost tipping me over I might add), and Forreste just pushing me around like a retard. So it all sounds like pretty innocent safe fun, right? Well if you thought that-you are WRONG! Pretty soon the night turned disastrous! Bleeding toes! Wet pants! Heads being slammed into doors! Water fights! Jumping over heads! Jumping ON heads!(good job dan...) Shopping Cart Wars! Still sound like innocent fun?!? I THINK NOT! All in all-to bring this journal to a happy ending-this night brought much pain to me but many laughs to the rest of the losers who participated in the wildness that was... Shopping Cart Racing.
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A special thanks to dan hill for thinking he could leap over me not once but twice. the whole crotch on my neck will not be forgot even after years and years of therapy.......
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! what i would have paid to have that video taped...
yea its cause i "moved" not the fact that im like 5 inches taller than the lactose intolerant leaper
dude you are way taller than i remembered! i am really sorry though! haha!
lol!! go mel! take one for the team!
i saw a video of this somewhere...someone racing with ET in the cart, or yoda or someone...
man, why can't you guys move to long island...we never have fun like that around here.
why dont you move out here?
haha, db...they live in jerz...don't you live in ny?
he lives on the border. he is a jersey kid. do not be fooled. he goes to a hall in jersey. works in jersey. and hangs out in jersey.
nick i thought you worked in ny??
yo valenti why don't you keep quiet for like TWO SECONDS
what does quiet mean? does this mean you want me to take a nap?
yes. go take a nap. and also, i could use a nice cup of hazlenut flavored coffee. with a dash of non-dairy creamer.
oh you could? yeah i'll get right on that.
thanks. when you're done, do you mind running my shirts over to the cleaners?? and maybe going to ikea for me? because it's SUCH a pain to find a spot there. thanks. you're a doll!
how much per hour buddy? i'm a hot commodity.
i will pay you the exact same rate i pay my little vietnamese friend to wear a gorilla suit and pretend to go beer bowling...1 beer per pin. or, in your case, 1 rice cake for 12 shirts.
haha no more rice cakes for me remember no carbs! make it stalks of celery
watching drew carey the other day and mimi was ordered to pick up her bosses's clothes from the cleaner--"but i went there but they had put them on display becuase your wardrobe was inspiration to fashion victems everywhere."
i live in ny hang out in NJ/NY work in NY dan is a fool and i pity him
I PITY DA FOO
as the great Mr. once said....
actually he said it alot of times
that guy's hilarious! i can see him just punching people randomly with those lines of his
he mainly throws people but he does use some "jibba-Jabba" occasionally
lol yah, and the SNL cartoon parodies of him are funny too
lets not forget about kool-aid man now
HEY KOOL-AID!!!! OH YEA!!!!
hehe! OOOH YEAAAAH!!
i'm sooooooo insulted...courtney dont you remember our "huntington village scam" i think it was mostly matthan and teresa's idea...ahh, woulda been good times..but HELLO turkey football? they just dont DO such assinine things in NJ...only LI can be that lame.
yeah, you are right.....what was i thinking? LI RULES!
GOOOOOOO..... SHORT KIDS CAMP!! YEA!
theme song: short camp rules! who cares about if we win or lose! we are short! we are short! GOOOOOOO SHORTIES!
landspeed? cky?
(we need to teach mel how to break up these huge chunks of text) this was such a fun night. i think we all got hurt at least a little (except for dan). oh and sebas is HOT!
ehhh i never get hurt...except when alyssa punches.
hmmm maybe i should get pointers from her on her technique
i think dan got hurt tryin to jump me
haha NUTCRAKCKER *crunnnch*
that was harsh frest... in moms words "forreste! u r so crude!"
i bet dan didnt sign on for that....
of corse he did! this is dan we r talking about here...
wow it's sign UP for that someone must be tired
yo its definatly on i kno i said it so get it right you loser
ew well that's certainly not how mom says it
i must admit- the first time it was said- nick said and i quote- "i didn't sign on for this"
thanks you see i know my own quotes
alright im an idiot ya happy now
I am happy now thanks
no i think you were really happy when you saw that cute girl at the driving range last night
she laughed at me though
yes- notice-she laughed AT you... good job nick
yo i have never played that well in my entire life, i was consistently hitting it at least 150 yards every time...(which is good for me)
I was a little off. I think it was the hott girl (soo hot one t isnt enough) threw my game off. I was only able to hit it 314 and 5/8
yo that girl waited till you weren't looking and then checked out your geeky license, thereby increasing her hott-ness. also, i think she went and cut off more of her shirt, for some reason.
not enough i might add
i must've missed that while i tried to close your sunroof lol
"hi, my name is forreste, i know how to close anyone's sunroof, just give me your keys"
5 minutes later..."umm. your sunroof doesn't work"
hey guess what i've never had to do anything in anyone's car that's not an automatic how should i know you have to turn the car completely on to do such things as close the sunroof! besides let's not forget who lost in our little car game eh eh that's what i thought!
what little car game?? whatchu talkin about
heh heh ohhhh nothing
i dont recall a little car game as well....
i drugged both of you
i think she means that game that required removal of clothing...this is coming back to me now in a horrible memory.
shoot must get stronger drugs
hahah i think you need a better accomplice
wait i have an accomplice??
yes. that short girl who follows you everywhere screaming.
lauren is taller....
melie is more like my assistant for magic tricks
you do magic tricks? Like seducing me? oh wait thats not magic cause we all know your tricks
you wish i was seducing you that's why you jumped up into my finger when i was removing lint from the seat of your pants
you definatly piched my butt....
oh i remember this you wanted to drive around ridgewood with your shirt off but frest and I MADE YOU KEEP IT ON!!!!!!
HAHAHHA that is NOT at ALL how it happened! you guys are sickos!
man guys it's hot in here-can you help me get this shirt off? clothing is such a hassle!
"Oh its so hott in ridgewood i need to take my shirt off and honk at the twelve year olds......" as spoken by a mr daniel hill
wow guys... u 3 need sum serious help.. i'm SO glad i was at Danas for this madness...
until we picked you up and you joined in right boys?
and then i started driving danhills car!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you at the spot? get at the spot more gas more gas more gas more gas!
yeah adn even with my expert coaching he managed to stall 87 times..moron
more like 90...the other 3 were from when you were in the house
sorry nick, i wouldn't exactly say that you were "driving" dan hills car.... MORE GAS MORE GAS MORE GAS!
me and bill used to do shopping cart bowling with the car in the parking lots. that was when i had the crappy horizon so it didn't matter how beat up it got. i tried it once w/ my jetta and my bumper had an incident w/ a cart. i won't even attempt it w/ the jeep. don't try this unless you have a crappy car! but it is mad fun.