I LOVE NJ
this is just some silly thing that was forwarded to me about sixty times within the last year or so. i picked some of the things that grabbed my attention.
fun facts about NJ:
New Jersey has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the Diner Capital of the World.
New Jersey is home to the original mystery pork chub parts, Taylor Ham or Pork Roll!
New Jersey rocks! The famous Les Paul invented the first solid body electric guitar in Mahwah in 1940
New Jersey is home to both of NEW YORK'S Pro Football Teams!
The first radio station and broadcast was in Paterson, NJ.
Jersey tomatoes are known the world over as being the best you can buy.
North Jersey has the most shopping malls in one area in the world,with seven major shopping malls in a 25 square mile radius.
New Jersey has the most dense system of highways and railroads in the US.
New Jersey is the only state where all of its counties are classified as metropolitan areas.
Atlantic City has the longest boardwalk in the world.
you know your from jersey when:
You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
You know what a "jug handle" is.
You know that this is the only "New..."state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like...Mexico,...York,...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?)
You don't think "What exit?" is very funny.
You refer to all highways and interstates by the numbers
You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.
And finally... You've NEVER, EVER pumped your own gas.
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NJ will dominate NY at the XBOX lantime, not to worry.
now i have to find a way to sneak over there....
whooohooo mahwah!! it is also home of the cheerio!!
cheerios and MILK?
you mean what danhill can't have?
eventually...you guys will get a new joke.
no, i think that one will survive for as long as you are here. it's fun.
ehhhhhh..i see. thanks. for nothing.
hey i am not the one with an extreme medical condition that restricts my friends and dating. that's you.+
hey, thanks for reminding me! i almost forgot i'm missing half my finger! JERK!
i didnt do it this time...
hey i don't even know what i did, but yet......i win!!
All I know is . . . the "Jersey boys" are legendary all over the country . . . you know they ain't ready, bri . . . fuh shizzle!
there's actually 3 new york football teams (giants, jets, buffalo bills) i dont get why NY gets to claim the giants and jets though, they play and practice in the meadowlands
you should add..new jersey has THEE most horrendous highway systems ever created.
i dunno wat a jug handle is
and you're FROM NJ, you should be ashamed. refer to this musing
i cant believe that thread was almost a whole YEAR ago! time has been FLYING
No way..I remember that. I enjoyed the little diagram.
exactly... it doesn't seem like that long ago
ooooh those! lol i probably woulda found out wat it was eventually when i get my license. but i am ashamed.. *puts head down*
btw, i do agree with what you said in there, that the illustration isn't really typical of a jughandle in nj.
i remember going thrug hone of those
You all should be ashamed of yourselves... TAKING PRIDE INLIVING IN JERSEY? TISK TISK TISK
here is another one: New Jersey: Home to the ugliest license plate you will ever see, the lovely urine color.
the color matches the smell... atleast one of the smells...
diners really are the best thing. i love them. but sadly the best diner i have ever been to is in long island. the menu was 10 pages long i kid you not. but jersey diners are just so much fun and there's so many of them. i wanna own a diner.
are you greek though?
sadly no, but i think the puerto rican in me makes me appear greek. ahahhaaha.
i am! :D <--cheesy smile
you're what? puerto rican?
greek
okay. you're greek, ekulu. duly noted. but i was asking peter!
pete's just fine lol. yeah i'm greek
ekulu isnt greek
yea i'm not. i was sayin peTER is greek
I see we have gotten off topic from this journal JERSEY SUCKS!!!!!
and jer-z license plates do too!
whats that smell? Oh wait its Jersey!
you two are a real hoot. clearly, someone left the door to the looney bin open.
well how do you know we dont have internet access here at the asylum?
yeah, i'm so excited about the new cable modems. I've stopped biting the guards since we got optimum.
hahhaha...what a nutcase.
excuse me. They try to refer to us as "reality challenged" in the center...please refrain from the name calling danhill.
WHERE ARE THE SPACES IN MY NAME!!
you have no spaces
yes! i have been here for many many many many years, so i demand spaces!
umm, does one year really qualify as "many many many years"?
listen, you've had a whole lifetime to grow past 5 feet and get a car that isn't a jetta, and you've failed on both counts. PLUS, you're still friends with jahanna. get yourself on track, then we can discuss my "many many many many years".
The level of sarcasm in here is so intense . . . I can't help but love this place . . . oh ezabel, where have you been my whole life?
it's been here. you were clearly distracted by working at some JOB. How lame!!
milt, it's too bad you didn't run while you had the chance. i see it's efffected your central nervous system...ezabel is like ebola except with less bleeding from the rectum.
ah, but bri . . . don't u think I fit in here? you know as well as anybody of my love for sarcasm . . . are there subliminal messages in these posts or something?
ohhhhhhhh, that's IT! no more playing with my cat for YOU!
that could be taken multiple ways. anyway, tinser, forget her cat. i have cat and shes called Jazzy. you can hold her like a baby.
Jazzy is CRAZY! but she's always trying to escape, as if you guys are holding her hostage against her will . . .
not anymore, bro. we have her hiiiigh as a kite on cat nip, walking around, layin' about, stumbling around doing twirlies like a deranged feline flower child. and also we're getting a kitty! my cousins cat had kittens and we're gettin' the runt. she's totally black with white boots. bless her lil kitty soul.
awwwwwwww . . . really? kitties are SOOOOO cute . . . and for somebody who's not a cat-lover, Rosie sure has warmed up to 'em . . . and maybe u should start callin Jazzy "Jizzle" instead since you have her stoned all the time . . .
you have never met my cat...my cat is the most docile cat ever...he's the BEST!
your cat would taste good on my dinner plate with some egg foo young . now shut it. no more cat talk.
after all i do for you...this is how you repay me...you better sleep w/ one eye open in aruba.
you better sleep w/ your clothes on in aruba.
never met your cat, but i wrote on the wall in your closet.
my cat is pure evil
aww yea!! soo long ago! that was when you sal and kevin came over..was that when we all sat in my backyard in the middle of the night freezing to death singing songs while sal and matt played guitar? haha
nah, we met people and went to this italian resturant where someone you knew worked and then we went to some gathering...it's all so very blurry now. i remember michael dela was sad because he accidentally hit some girl in the face and gave her a mark. and and and, i don't remember anything else...this was like five years ago..
Courtney, it is BOTH and NEITHER all at the same time...it changes sex spontaneously in a single sex environment.
WHAT YOU GOT OPTIMUM I STILL HAVE DIAL UP!!!! oh wait the sedatives..... are..... kic......
wow . . . ummm . . . u people really ARE crazy . . .
lol, and how long did it take you to figure THAT one out, hahaha
I've been a member for 11 days . . . about after the first 10 . . . minutes . . . maybe seconds . . .
yea... a bit too long... maybe it was a slow day
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