Never tell Bryan a secret........

Yeah, so, Dan(birth name Yoda)recently entrusted me w/a pretty confidential bit of info, we pinky sweared on it & he was for some reason under the impression that this simple vow to secrecy actually meant something to me, and that, I'd take this knowledge to the grave..HAHAHAHA..naive Bronxinite, I can't keep a secret for 3 minutes...I could of just broken my vow by telling a singular person, but, I'm goin the extra mile w/this one...this is to good not to eZablify...

So, it seems, that Dan recently went to Texas...SUPPOSEDLY, this was a business trip, boy did he fool ya'll...His true reason for going - was to try out for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders..Think I'm kidding?...Anybody who knows me knows I've never kided in my life, all things that seep from my lips are truth. Now, from what I'm told, he actually came pretty close to getting accepted..But, during the the last audition, one of the honeydew melons he had stuffed in his chest fell out & his true male identity was revealed...&, boy, lemme tell u, he was crushed...Shall we console him?..nahhh..I think pointing & laughing every time we see him is a MUCH better idea..