Case of the Moooooondays
by Toasted english muffins are so amazing.
Toasted english muffins with egg and bacon or sausage are most definately magically delicious.
Who in the world looked at a little pink pig rolling around in dirt and said " Lets cut up some of his fat with a little teeny piece of meat.. and grill up the strips.."... well it was Brian Ronald Bacon. Imagine his name was Roscoe Dirtybuttface, do you think they'd still name it after him?
I must be the nicest asian in the world. I was driving to work... early for the first time in 4 months... and stopped to Jump start this strangers car.. but thats not why i'm nice... why i'm nice is because As I walked away she said 'thank you' so i slowly turned around , winked and said " no.. thank YOU' and smacked her butt. she obviously wanted me... knowing that i took that route everyday to work... i think she purposely drained her battery and stood on the side of the road. i mean.. i won't be surprised if i so happen to see her stranded there everyday from now on.. just because she loved that nice firm smack on the bootay.
Also i want to create a new MEANING to 'FLASH MOB'.. i want about 400 people to wear nothing but trench coats and socks with red stripes on them... blue if you can't find red. ALL the people go lie down in the rockafeller ice skating rink and ALL look up. so that none of the flashers can see each other. and as they all are lying down looking in the sky ... everyone repeatedly opens and closes the trench coats for 3 minutes.. giving the heavens a glimpse of what they are missing out on ... and as a bonus.. Whoever happens to get pooped on by a seagull is from there on forth called ' poopie face '....and DISPERSE
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No i did not drain my battery on purpose!!!
hmmm sounds like fun! ill meetcha there... oh yea, katie said she has a crush on you... shhh dont tell her i told you!
tell katie that if she would have married me SHE definately would have had more asian looking babies...
THATS what i told her, HENCE the reason for your appeal!
This incredibly entertaining journal made me realize that you have a severe case of ADD. It must be exhausting to be you...and to be so desired.
you go that right. thats why i can't stay awake... at all... or fully clothed... but... thats not the point.
you definately belong on a nudist colony...nakedness always seems to be on your mind, lol, you'd be right @ home
I would have no problem being naked all the time.. if everyone else was naked all the time.
I don't think you'd have a problem being naked all the time, even if everyone else WASN'T
oh you were there in aruba weren't you. hahaha... secrets out. i hate you
Hmmm, if you have trouble staying awake, maybe you have narcolepsy-not ADD. Though the combination of the two would be interesting.
i'd love to be narcoleptic.. because with ADD you still have to work. with narcolepsy you can't even drive. i'd be chauffered.. and collecting disability.
YOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo, well this chick wasn't there again today... APparently she didn't love me.. and only used me for my battery. Whats up with that ?! I'm hurt. Screw her. there's plenty more chicks that need my battery juice. However I was an hour late to work today. that and I'm starving . no breakfast. i had to rush. i hate rushing
i went to sleep at 1130 last night for the first time in 5 months... and i'm still dead tired.. whats the point of sleeping early then. i dont get it
take a nap at lunch, works for me!
june told me one time how gene said it was okay to take a quick power nap and it made her feel better cuz he's 10 y ears younger than her and he does it but she thought it was weird that she felt like doing that.
yes twin naps!!
now i have a bigger car, its GREAT, i actually have room to sleep! hehe
sweet...some of my coworkers go take a nap in my car cus it's bigger than theirs
yea, your car is huge compared to mine... but mine is still bigger than the old one...
well that's why we use mine for all the excruciatingly long rides we like to take to shows and such
yea my car is SOO perfect for that, i plan to take it to canada this year!! WOOHOO
you're taking your twin and her little sister riiiiight? ;)
get out of my journal with your nosensical crap talk
aww ty you're so cute. you're done.
hmmm, i dunno, how good are you at holding on to bumpers while the car is moving?
wow did it just get cold in here?