Smurfette Horses Bellies and KARATE !
by Wow, Remember smurfette? Her beautiful tan blue skin and long blond hair.. She was a hottie. AND TELL ME THIS... SHe invented the LOW RISE JEANS !.. tell me her white jeans weren't low rise.. if they had belly buttons.. her's would have been showing. She was cutttttttieeee.. grrrr baby grrrr.
Anyway everyone around here's getting flu shots.. precautionary i suppose. but i dont do that stuff. i have confidence in my own immune system to handle things. i hate medicine and rarely take it. my t-cells are where it's at .
i'm so neked right now.
When i was in 2nd grade.. i wrote a story.. and my teacher the next day .. hott 45 yr old woman at the time... gave me a mickey mouse t shirt and said " don't tell anyone i got this for you " ... she totally hit on me
And when i was in 5th grade.. my homeroom teacher would wear short leather mini skirts to work.. and the end of the school year she said " keep in touch " and gave me her address.. few months later she sent me a christmas card.
I wish I had a horse... so I can ride it.. and wear a cowboy hat and say to my black friends who walk to my front door " what ya'lll doin' in these hereeee parks, come on GET GET .. " and they'd say " get what man? ".. and then i'd be asian again.. get off my high horse and say " who knowwss.. lets go shoot people". good times. we actually did that the other day.
soooo i'm getting fat. yea.. sucks. but.. i kinda like sitting down and being able to balace my beer on my gut.. then i rub it and say " how's that feel buddy boy .. nice huh".. sometimes i pretend to feel a kick and yell " oh snap my baby is doing karate" , just for kicks and giggles.
They are all like.. " hey smurfette you go on ahead with your bad self..we'll stay back here. HOLLA! " and she knows what she has... she's all like " ok i will and let me slightly bend over while i look into this empty building" gangsta!
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flu shots are for wimps
I wish everyone wrote journals like this. I love literary insanity.
You know.... Thats dan's nickname " Literary Insanity"
sooooo you were always a pimp is what you are trying to say
More of a P.A.M.P.
Bumped.
hahaha that was hilarious.
Am I crazy if this whole journal makes perfect sense to me...
no.. but it makes me normal. just like all of you. and neked
What's that whole crappola about the Smurfs being "demonic"?
No idea. and i dont really care. it's a cartoon with blue not red... un-horned little midgets.. so i dont see the connection. but smurfette. HOTTTT!
hahaha. I used to love the smurfs i watched it ALLL THE TIME
I heard a story that at a meeting a smurf doll ran up onto the stage, I seriously heard that from someone. I dont talk to that person any more, he's obviosly demo
yo i heard that too...
i heard that too...supposedly it jumped out of the speakers pocket...and pinched the guy...yeah, jahanna told me too
i heard a different version. A little kid had the doll, and brought it to the meeting. when the meeting started, and the name "Jehovah" was mentioned, the doll jumped up out of the seat,ran to the hall door, pushed the door open and ran out. When asked about the doll later, the child replied "it used to sing to me at night". LOL. someone seriously told me this. How do these stories travel?
that's soooo creepy. Would it sing him Kindom Melodies I wonder? I like your version better though, it makes a little more sense than mine
The mental picture of a mini doll running down the aisle and blasting out the door is hilarious. Not that I find demon posessed dolls funny. Actually, there was a girl in my hall who was way into those kind of stories. Freaked everyone out at sleepovers. She is DF'd now.
because of the stories?
One time camping, we were sitting around the campfire telling freaky stories, and I was sooo creeped out. And then when I had to go to the bathroom, I was too afraid to walk all the way to the bathroom, so I just went behind the RV
i hate scarey stories like that..jahanna and i were once telling each other scary stories in the basement at work, and we got really freaked out
No, she told those stories when she was 10, but she was DF'd at 18. But she was always really into all the demo stuff. She would tell me stories after the meeting was over and I'd cry when I had to go to sleep in the dark.
that's the story i heard too... by the way ty, have you ever heard of AA?
Asians Anonymous did nothing for me.. we all wore masks so no one knew we were asian.. but i work a tank top.. and of course.. my yellow arms gave me away. DARN IT. next time i'm wearing a sweater. i promise.
I heard a different version, about a kid wearing a smurf shirt to a meeting (why would he be wearing that??) and the smurf jumped off the shirt and ran out.
But I have heard that smurfs are definetly demo.
did he have a hole in his shirt I wonder? and, Yeah why would he ever wear a smurf shirt to the meeting, A smurf tai I can understand
it's kind of funny, just imagine it. I would have probably cracked up.
And what happened after it ran up? Did it just stand there and say,"Carry on"
yea, everyone heard the story... i heard smurfs are demo, i dont know why, nor do i care... I just think tai is hot.
WHAT? are you calling tai a yellow smurf?
haha, why must you all perpetuate this story...it was clarified, at an assembly....it's a complete rumor...that like started out in California(figures)...and by the time it got here it had snowballed & just like picked up extra details
was it really clarified at an assembly? I can imagine in my notes, a whole paragraph about the smurf rumor not being real, and Id circle it a couple times, so when I go back to them later I wont ever forget...its just a rumor
yep. all these crazy stories usuaslly start from california. it's funny the things you hear out here
Wow I like birds, were you trying to brake the record for most shots of whiskey and nyquil and peptol bismal, all in one in 25 seconds after having no sleep for 12 days but instead of sleeping, drinking pure caffine and sugar? And then you wrote this story?
What reallllly happend was that there was a smurf fight at a kingdomhall, yep that's it!
I heard that during mid winter a guy had smurf ear muffs.. and when he went out in service he heard whispers all day.. saying " i'm so cold.. i dont wear shirts.. and my blue skin attracts the cold rays of coldness" but the guy had no idea where it was coming from... so he kept hitting his service partner saying " dude.. why are you whispering that." in response his 'partner' said " dude.. stop hitting me.. i'm not whispering anything"
little did they know.. that the earmuffs were really Headphones.. and the guy had the BLUE MAN group cd skit on. weird huh. i think so.. i also think the world is flat. no matter what job says.
i have smurfette posters all over my room and sometimes.. when i come back into my room after a shower... the posters stay hung up on my wall.. and as much as i wish.. smurfette never comes down and eats lunch with me.. why? i dont know.. maybe i'm not blue enough. lord knows i'm short enough.. or maybe she likes tall guys... since she's sooo short. hmmm.. thats true. bloop bloop
maybe the smurfette was just shy... hmm... maybe.. "dont by shy smurfette dont be shy" that is what i will say next time.
I didnt know you could violate a cartoon you amaze me...
thai continues to amaze me. i met him once, but i bet he wouldn't remember. we were in a mexican restaurant with some other kids and there was a painting on the wall of this sexy lady and thai... well, i'm sure you can all imagine what thai did.
by the way, don't get a flu shot if you can help it. i had to get one, because i work around senior citizens, so they gave it to me as a precaution. and knock me silly if i didn't get the flu!!! so much for preventative medicine. [or is it just preventive?]
i never heard the smurf rumor. it's hilarious, though. i think i'm going to pass it around and see who believes me.
hmmm... JOse Tejas.. thats the only mexicano resuarant i go to.. and everytime i go there.. it's somee fascinating stuff that happens.. hmm... hmm.... one of my favorite waiters ' Miguel ' Got arrest for sniffing the COKE-I-ANAw .. in the bathroom. he was the best waiter ever though.
point is.. you .. me at a mexican resturant.. hmm.... only time i rememeber going there.. with strangers.. was this one time.. and i remember a guy named RICK ? or Riccardo ? and he had two girls with him... whats your name ?
name's ruthie. we were with mike baptista, and a kid named andrew, and my sister jessica, and some other kids whose names i don't remember... and it was jose tejas! woohoo!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes. thats right. i remember thinking it was the weirdest group dynamic ever.. because well.. you guys were from down south.. and i had no idea who you were.. and at that time me and mike were really buddy buddies yeeet. and andrew is always funny. yea good times.
it was. i don't remember any ricardo though. you sneezed really loud and some lady at the next table dropped her fork... and then into the silence, you said, "HOLLA!"
hahah yea she was so confused.. HOLLA ! . that night wasn't too wild though.. you missed out... remember the billboard out on top.. one time we had running man dance competitions on that.. and played cone wars on route 1.. not too safe.. but reallly fun.. if you survive.
heyyyyy...I was there that night!!! tina and I came
nooooooo that was a different night... wasn't it?
noyes.. i dont know.. my jose tejas expereinces are very.. jumbled
it was the same night. I remember driving up to Tina's in like, the worst thunderstorm ever. SO scary
It's preventive medicine. My dental hygiene instructor drilled that into our brains. It was one of her pet peeves that ppl said it wrong.
a flu shot is supposedly dead flu cells and some may still be alive when you get it so you can get the flu quickly from it if you have a weak immune system.
for he's a jolly good fella .. for he's a jolly good fellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that nobody can dddeeeeeee nyyyyyy. do your ears hang loooow do they wobble too and frooo doo your earss hang loowwww