boo boo the bald butt bear
by Ok i live in hicksville U S A and we have a slight black bear problem around here and we are way over populated with them. At my house we have a regular bear who comes by and loves to eat our garbage and i gt to clean it up but i dont really mind cause i like this bear he's really cool i call him boo boo the bald butt bear cause well he was shot by a drunk hunter who missed and shot him in the butt and took off all his hair an his anus haha but i still think he rocks and so does melody she wanted to take him home with her even tho this bear could probably use her as a toothpick she was gonna stuff him in her car and take him home and i had to convince her not too dont worry mel u can come see boo boo anytime u want anyway if anyone wants to meet this bear come by myhouse in the sumer time or spring and hes around rootin through our garbage and hangin out in our driveway. But anyway hes my buddy so there ya go enjoy.
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I'll make sure to do that.
i saw him. that bear must've done some serious brawling.
yo that bear is SO mine, hes adorable and i WILL take him home with me one of these days....
talk about a run on sentence
aparently, jesse does not believe in punctuation...
hey you know what, how's this for punctuation? Huh? Are u hapy now? I hope u are, because i do not beleive in these stupid puncuation marks.LOL. They suck!
haha nothing but love babe, nothing but love...
you always call where you live hicksville...the REAL hicksville is on long island
But it's like hicksville where he lives. They should rename it.
and hicksville long island is so not hickish...they really should switch the names
Yeah, we should form someone important about this so they can make it happen..like Ian.
ok that sentence makes no sense.. i believe u ment to say "inform" cuz "forming someone" is very difficult to do... did u learn NOTHING from Frankenstein?
And I believe that you meant to say meant not ment. But you're right I did mean to say inform.
aw i heart you :)
aw! I <3 you!!!
hahah, like ian
You can't say that untill uve been to my house. Hahaha u should just ask bryan bobby and melody my town is the most hickish town ever lol.
wasnt there a bald-butted bear in the movie "the great outdoors" with john candy and dan ackroyd??
hahaha. Yes there was i forgot all about that lol.
yeah. the bear got shot with lamp/shotgun.
That was the first thing I thought about when I read the title of this journal. But when I read it I was like, oh maybe I won't say anything about it (the movie was corny anyway).
yeah, that was hilarious
Not only is this bear, bald butted...but I think it's a drunk...It walks around looking all woosey, very sluggish....Definately has some sort of substance abuse issues...Haha, it's so funny how we're like mezmorized by the bear, yet, it couldn't give a crap about us..we were all standing there looking at it like "OOOOH!..AAHH!!"..And it like looks up at us, makes eye contact, he's like "yeah, you don't matter, I have no interest in you at all"....well, it didn't actaully SAY that...it held up a sign that said that
watch out for bear posessed demons!
yes!! They are definetly more dangerous then demon posessed bears!
but at least they can't go through solid surfaces...
Yes, this is a plus
o man.... fun times
better than "goat shaped demons" whenever i heard that as a kid i'd shiver