Red Baron vs. The Yeti
by So, I got a new car. My great aunt died a few weeks back, and I inherited her 92 Crystler Le Baron. I can't drive it probably until next weekend, but I got to sit in it. I already named it too! It was a toss up between Le Baroness and the Red Baron, but since it's red and kinda big it's definetly more of a guy then a girl. I'm kind of sad though, I'm gonna miss The Yeti. The Yeti is my '85 Volvo..my first car. It's really slow, kind of beat up looking, but the heat works really well! The window washer fluid never works right so if a bird poops on my windshield I have to wait until it rains to get it off. But, it's my first car and I really love it. It has all band stickers on it, and it just screams "teenager" or something cooler. I guess it's time to move on..but I'm really gonna miss the Yeti, my little monster.
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we should, as a final goodbye, fill the yeti with explosives & blow it up...how cool would that be...you can like give a speach first, about all the good times u had with it, & memorible moments...& then, kablewey!...
y do boys always want to blow things up? i don't understand...
dukes of hazard... watch, listen and learn sister....
That would be really fun! I enjoy fire and such things. Will you be paying me the $1000 that I could have made off of selling my beloved car?
uh....we'll charge an admittance fee for people to come & see yer car 'splode....and, um, we'll have you & mel set up a kissing booth..$5 a pop
i don't recall giving u permission for that... what me and lindsay do is our own personal business
what?..lol, no, i didnt mean a booth for you and lindsay to make out in....like...boys line up..to kiss u & lindsay..for $5 a kiss..but...hmm, your idea might draw more of a crowd, i dunno
haha o man... ok i get it now... and that sounds like a good idea when u put it that way LOL
I donno..the other way sounds pretty good. Err..what I mean is..you are so deranged I can't believe you thought that's what he meant!!
yo.. this whole conversation is inappropriate.. this is back room material sista. Dave coulier, if he was still alive, would say.. CUT IT OUT
he's dead?!!?! are you kidding?
haha come on.... u can't tell me that u didn't think thats what he meant....
I have no idea what you are talking about. I am innocent!!
o u r SO not innocent....
Oh that is so the something calling the kettle black!
hehehe ::smiles::
it's the pot calling the kettle black...but...what if the pot wasn't black.. like, what if the pot was silver...that'd totally screw up the whole analogy...
That's what I was thinking about Kettles! We have a white one.
no seriously... i know a parking lot we can go to.. and you grab a huge sledge hammer.. and charge people 1$ for a swing on the car... throw a huge party... bon fire.. all the works.. and 1$ to hit the car with a sledge hammer.. i'd go right for the fuel tank while i smoke a stick of wood.. so i blow up. and stuff
y do u put the $ after the 1? isn't it suposed to be before it?
well how do you say it? ... " one dollar please" you dont say " dollar one please "... so i put the dollar sign after... because i make sense.
and the rest of the world doesn't. weirdos. all on drugs.
i supose that is true.... ok u win
of course. BOW DOWN TO ME you insignificant pooper squatter. i can't wait until i rule the world... you all can say " I knew him" while you're all locked up in the dungeon churning butter and playing the flute.
well that wasn't very nice.... :(
hug?
yes please!!!
alright, you definitely got this idea from a movie...due to the rating o this movie,I will not blow up your spot by revealing it's identity..but..I'm onto you buddy...
ummm sure.. blow up my spot. no idea what you are talking about... but i've been wanting to do this with my moms old 'white lightening' so bad. that car needs demolition
hahaha...ok, that movie "Say It Aint So" came on comedy central the other day....& there's a part where people get paid $1 to take a sledge hammer, & beat the crap outa this guys car - cause they think he's a sex offender(he's not)
never seen it. but it's a popular idea.. i know kids in my school did it once.. taken like refrigerators.. and what not.. it's definately not an orginal idea. people do it all the time. just to vent.
yeah i've seen a lot of colleges where fraternities and such have fundraisers or even my schools football team and then just beat up an old car for fun. (and to make money)