Murphy's Law
by So I took a much needed service day off today because i've been neglecting some repairs on my car. it really started to get to me. one of the pipes on my exaust was loose, so my car was REALLY loud. My brakes started to grind a little, so it's time to change them too. and i have some weird power loss, so i suspected bad spark plugs and wires. (no i'm not a motorhead)
anyway. i took the day off and drove up to my brother-in-law's warehouse to do the repairs, cause he has all the tools. i took me quite a while but i did it all. Great brakes now. Quiet car. Running better. All's well.
but now it's time to go to school. so i drive home to shower and change in time for school.
now what would be the perfect thing to happen to you after spending all day fixing your car???
you guessed it! smashing into a huge deer (4 point buck) and ruining your once smoothe, quiet, fast car. ahhh, life is good...
man Murphy said a mouthful...
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That poor deer!!!! did you kill it!?!?!?!?!
yeah i did. it came out of nowhere. i really didn't see it until i hit it. it didn't die right away. it was knocked out for like 5 minutes. then it woke up and started squirming and kicking. i felt really bad, but then it died like 2 minutes later. so i got out and spit on it for ruining my car... PATTTOOEEYY
thats sick! you killed a deer!! Long prayer for you!!!
This kid I talk at school..he just got a brand new car he's been saving for since he was 14..and then he hit a deer. He showed me his car, it has deer hair stuck to it. I did not appreciate that, but I'm sorry your car got messed up!!
mine has hair stuck in it too. and blood and snot. it's so gross. i'll wash it tomorrow. and maybe i'll show you on friday at mike's house.
oh that is hilarious! who's the smoothe one now, sucka.
Looks like you lost 4 points on the smoothe scale, ding
and you lost 6 for that comment. and 4 for using my "ding" instead of "Zing". that's 10 less for you... what now?
Im sorry, somebody is just blinded by my smootheness, it'll be okay
aw thats so sad! yo my friend hit a deer yesterday and hes car is mad messed up.... them deers just come outta nowhere don't they? i'm glad i live where i do... i just gotta watch out for gaurdrails.. now those babys sure do sneak up on u.. o and other cars... gotta watch for them too..
and up by you there are just huge dents on the road for no apparent reason that just makes an entire car dip and run into the curb.
for real? well we don't have enough money to pave roads in the ghetto...
ye ai know, cause nobody can mess with MY driving skillz!
o wait mick was driving? then how can u blame it on the road?
dude, the roads over by you are RETARTED!!! i was a on straight road that all of a sudden decides to go around a sign post or something, and i scratched up katies hubcaps and stuff, lol, good times.
sorry that you can't drive mike.
yea... sorry that u don't know how to drive... if ur nice, maybe i'll teach u one day
no mel...driving into guardrails is NOT knowing how to drive.
yo that guardrail drove into ME and u know it!
lol, i love that you guys are the ones telling ME how to drive, dont even get me STARTED on it.. ihavent known you both for that long, but ive seen you BOTH get into accidents.. hahah
o man.. remember when forreste hit brians car
oops.... sorry i didnt know this was already mentioned, but ill tell it again for fun.. how about when she drove over the sidewalk?? And Bobby, Brian and Dan had to lift her car off of it. good times good times...
yea.. that night was just hilarious altogether....
haha see but i do silly things that dont cause any damage....like taking meL's word for it that i could back up
i'm stil amazed that we didn't even feel the car going over the curb... well at least i didn't...
haha i know that's kinda odd since there WERE 6 people in the car and no one noticed...we're all to blame!
no no, u r to blame....
Wow..6 people in the car? I don't even know how it was possible to get onto the curb.
cus my car is amazing!
We had six people in my car once (it only legally fits 5) and we had to go through a police blocade.
mine legally seats six.
i remember one, it was actually my first car accident ever lol.
haha good one frest... way to introduce poor pete to a new experience... "here get in my car" ::Crashed into brians car:: "OPS... i wasn't looking.."
lolol, actually it was mike's saturn
oooo thats right, u weren't even in forreste car when she hit brian... u were in the car in front of us right?
man there's a lot of brian's here lol, i just realized you were talkin about brian c. i was in the same car with forreste. i was in the back seat with all the snacks lol.
and you're right, it was brian's car! his spyder! lol i totally remember now, i always thought we hit mike's saturn but he was behind us.
what the heck it was raining and that's not an accident. what do you think bumpers are for. there was not even a scratch on either of our cars.
*coughcoughcellphonecough* but i still think forreste's a good driver :D
spunky aren't ya?
yes she herself admited she was on the phone and not paying attention haha i remember being in brians car and lauren goes from the backseat "yea forreste isn't stopping" next thing i knew we jekred forward ahha
hahaha red handed
BUT it still doesn't count as an accident. no damages incurred.
really? cool, now i can say that i have never been in a car accident.
so since it wsnt an accident, does that mean you meant to do it?
definitely...like a little love tap
I've had a similar experience to this. We were in Ben's car following our friend Luke and the light turned yellow and Luke stopped and Ben didn't realize he was going to. So..it's pouring rain and we are heading towards Luke car..and Ben hasn't hit the breaks yet and I just go "oh" and all I'm thinking is that we're all gonna die. And hearing the account later from Luke's car it pretty much went "yeah..and we looked behind us and were like..'yeah..ben's not gonna stop'" it made a big boom!
forreste, what about when you drove over that sidewalk in poughkipsie? and we all had to get out to make your car lighter and then bobby and i picked it up so you could get off the sidewalk?? what about THAT????
also not an accident...just cus i said so. ;)
lesson learned: never listen to meL when she says it's okay to back up.
u JUST learned that.. really the lesson behind everything is: never listen to mel EVER....
I almost hit a fox tonight. Of course, that isn't as exciting as a deer. But he did flash his demon eyes at me.
i know someone who hit a deer. everyone made fun of said person by making them feel bad...telling them the deer was preggies.
theremin and i hit a dear once on the way to his school. he whomped that things too. skidded across the ground and all. i'm sorry i said that word, dude. i, i, i was scared!
I hit a baby deer once. It ran into my tire when I was going about 65 and there was blood and deer hair on my tire for about a week. It wouldn't come off. I think it was the spirit of an angry Bambi.
Tob, I'm soooo sorry! That's horrible! If there's anything I can do, let me know (I wrote this in case you don't get my direct ezabel message to you)
give me your car. that would help... haha ;) - no, thanks though. i'm doing some shopping online today for parts to see if it's worth it to fix it or just get a new ride.
t-baz, collect them all
that just happened to matt's dad 2 weeks ago.
they made slim jims out of the meat. good stuff.
I know, except the car was a volvo and so it recieved very little damage
believe it or not it actually fixed the car, it was better, stronger faster after the crash
i know it's probably okay to eat the meat of a deer that you hit with your car. not much different from shooting it. but it just kinda grosses me out. it seems unclean if it's hit by a car. am i the only one that thinks this?
well if you bleed it.. it should be all good.
it just seems so.... PENNSYLVANIA.... DUUUUUYYYYEEEEEE!!!
hahaha... never gets old!
Oh I totally take offense to that!
that's probably cause it was way too witty for your PA brain to comprehend. do you get it yet?
wow, haha, that was so wrong!
Oh that's it, you are deer jerky.
hahaha, get him!
haha, i kid, i kid. you know that....
or do ya?
Ya know what toby, *sobbing* your dumb your mother was a hampster and your father....crap what was the line in monty python, your father was a....I forget
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elseberry.
It's elderberries, not elseberry.
so i just wanna ask what murphy's law is?
to sum up:
anything that can go wrong, will.
where is it from?
murphy brown
i thought it was something to do with math...
haha! math is for dumm peepl
i kno... this is y i failed every math i've ever taken.. but for real.. isn't it a math thing?
I don't think so.
haha ok ur right... its not... i was thinking of Kramers Law... which is completely different.. ok i'm done being stupid...
no, kramer. that's a different show. he's on Seinfeld.
but seriously the origin is:
"Murphy's Law ("If anything can go wrong, it will") was born at Edwards Air Force Base in 1949 at North Base.
It was named after Capt. Edward A. Murphy, an engineer working on Air Force Project MX981, (a project) designed to see how much sudden deceleration a person can stand in a crash.
One day, after finding that a transducer was wired wrong, he cursed the technician responsible and said, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it."
The contractor's project manager kept a list of "laws" and added this one, which he called Murphy's Law."
ok, so i got a rental tonight(my car isn't driveable). and this is funny, but i have the same car as someone that i constantly make fun of for her car. so now i'm just asking for it!! but i kinda like it... i think i wanna be a C.O.
haha, aww man, you arent driving THAT kinda boat huh?
i am... i'll show you tonight... it's hotttttt... it's a 2004 ;) ;) HOLLA!
i was thinking the other day.. deers are pretty strong right.. so like.. why can't you ride a deer ? like you do a horse. i mean.. why dont i see more people riding around pennsy on deer. i think they should. i should start a deer ranching business down in PA. make a fortune. come back to civilization here in new jersey and buy pie
stinkthumb man, stinkthumb.
my car is a crown victoria.
i think it legally sit 10 or 12 pedestrians.