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Coyboy Motif Concept.

flomojopoanode by flomojopoanode · Nov 20, 2003 · 206 views · Journal

So this thought just struck me:

What if a restaurant with a coyboy/old west sort of motif made their toilet bowl seats designed like a saddle. That way you can ride the big one to relief.

Now, think about that for a while, and then combine this idea with a mechanical bull.

are you thinking about it?

Got it in your mind yet?

Mechanical bull, with a toilet inside, and a toilet seat designed after a saddle to ride as you go! You've got yourself a great time, but a huge mess. Toilets were never meant to be part of mechanical bulls. No sir. (Ma'am!)...Sorry, individual.

I hate when I call people by the wrong gender.-this last part is a rip off of brian regan

Longhorn is more yum than outback.

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#1 ukrainiumOG 2002

Wow you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ripped off brian regan big time parrrtner

flomojopoanode #1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

what are you talking about? The very last part? About mistaking someone's gender--Of course--that was meant to be recognized.

If I wanted to make it my own, don't you think I would have hidden it better? What kind of idiot (bidiot, jimbecile--more brian regan jokes for people to recognize) do you take me for....buckaaaroooooo?

jay79 #1.1.1 jay79OG 2001

his name isn't buckaroo

flomojopoanode #1.1.1.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

=)

flomojopoanode #1.1.2 flomojopoanodeFounder

oh, if this sounds like I'm mad, I'm not, sorry for misleading you. I just wanted to set up the other brian regan joke. But enough about him, let's talk about my concept!

ekulu #1.1.3 ekuluOG 2002

you know, ive never heard brian reganm but i hear an awful lot about him on this site. who is this guy? he's a comedian, i know that much

flomojopoanode #1.1.3.1 flomojopoanodeFounder

one of the best, and he's clean. Check him out sometime...either download his audio clips or his comedy central presents (Brian Regan) OR go see him. Check out his tour dates here at his website: http://www.brianregan.com

thefunkyfresh #2 thefunkyfreshFounder

awwww toodddd!!! i'm EATING!!

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#3 ukrainiumOG 2002

For breakfast the othe day I walked in dunkin doughnuts and this is what happened "OOk I want a doughnut with sprinkles, but only on one side, oh yeah we saw you walkin in and we prepared it for pshycos just like you!

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#4 ukrainiumOG 2002

Or the heavy weight championchips with guys like Keetelkisvaginga

ballyhoo #5 ballyhooOG 2001

Todd you are so right. Longhorn kicks Outbacks patootie. And I used to love Outback. Fried Cheesecake! What a delight!

malibu #5.1 malibuOG 2001

yes!!! my mom took us out to lunch the other day and i was lookin at desserts and completely could not understand this. who fries cheesecake??? longhorn does. where there are stuffed animals wih antlers for decorations.

ballyhoo #5.1.1 ballyhooOG 2001

did you try it? its the best dessert i have ever had.

malibu #5.1.1.1 malibuOG 2001

i did have it. it drove me crazy though. not a large fan of it. just too weird to be eating something fried that was mushy on the inside.

hunkpapap #6 hunkpapapOG 2003

WHAT THE HECK IS A COYBOY? I"VE NEVER HEARD OF THEM BEFORE!!!

deutschlandboy #7 deutschlandboyOG 2003

that bull riding thing would be a good invention, especially if you get to eat rocky mountain oysters on the side with ranch dressing.

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