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guilderbellsuck by guilderbellsuck · Dec 22, 2003 · 134 views · Journal

Ok So I had a bunch of beers this weekend. That was good. The friends got together and jammed. Did a bunch of songs. Would be nice if some people could be more inventive on the guitar and make up some stuff. Anyways lets see. I got a new beer bottle opener. Totally rules...It has a Homer Simpson voice effect when you pop a lid and you hear him go "mmmmmm beeer. (crack open) WOOOOHOOOOO"
I have to admit that the Simpsons are just by far the coolest tv show ever. I mean its so awesome that you can relate to just about every character on the show. For example.
Homer: A guy who would rather just sit on his butt and drink beer and watch tv than go to work. Who wouldn't want to do that over work?
Lisa: A girl who enjoys learning and figuring out the real world. Not everyone likes to learn but I am sure everyone cultivates a natural love or enjoyment from something educational.
Bart: A kid who is rebellious to no end and just screams anarchy. What kid doesn't get into trouble or feel like pulling off some of the stunts that he does?
Marge: The wife who has a sense of urgency and need for the family. What natural mother is not that way that she bends herself every which way to make her family work?
That show is just hilarious. Now here is a list of my favorite characters on that show
1) Homer Simpson
2) Apu Nahasapeemapetilom
3) Bart Simpson
4) Moe the bartender
5) Lisa Simpson
6) Barney Gumble
7) Duff Man
8) Marge Simpson
9) Ned Flanders
10) Wayland Smithers
11) Mr. Burns
12) Abraham J Simpson
13) Chief Wiggum
14) Lenny
15) Krusty the klown
16) Ralph Wiggum
17) Milhouse Van Houten
18) Nelson Muntz
19) Dr Hibbert
20) Sideshow Bob
21) Principal Skinner
22) Groundskeeper Willy
23) Selma Bouvier
24) Patti Bouvier
25) Otto the bus driver
26) Sherry and Terry
27) Rod Flanders
28) Todd Flanders
29) Mod Flanders
30) Sideshow Mel
31) Mayor Quimby
32) Bee Man
33) Drederick Tatum
34) Itchy and Scratchy
35) Santa's little helper
36) Maggie Simpson
37) Hank Scorpio
38) Jebediah Springfield
39) Troy McCLure
40) Disco Stu
41) Rainier Wolfcastle
42) Comic Book Guy
43) Kent Brockman
44) Herman
45) Dr. Marvin Monroe
46) Bleeding Gums Murphy
47) Reverend Lovejoy
48) Snowball 1
49) Snowball 2
50) Edna Krabappel
51) Jimbo Jones
52) Charlie
53) Zutroy
54) Tibor
55) Herbert Powell
56) Jacqueline Bouvier
57) Kirk Van Houten
58) Luann Van Houten
59) Manjula Nahasapeenapetilom
60) Sarah Wiggum
61) Helen Lovejoy
62) Jessica Lovejoy
63) Cletus the slackjawed Yokel
64) Brandine Spuckler
65) Superintendant Chalmers
66) Agnes Skinner
67) Elizabeth Hoover
68) Mr Bergstrom
69) Doris the Lunchlady
70) Kearny
71) Dolph
72) Martin Prince
73) Database
74) Ham
75) Wendell
76) Louis
77) Richard
78) Janie
79) Lou Police Sergeant
80) Eddie Police officer
81) Lionel Hutz
82) Snake
83) Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico
84) Joey, Louie, Johnny, and Franky the mob henchmen
85) Arnie Pie
86) Roger Meyers Jr.
87) Chester J. Lampwick
88) June Bellamy
89) Bill and Marty (team on KBBL)
90) Hyman Krustovsky
91) Lurleen Lumpkin
92) Sam and Larry the barfly's
93) Dr. Nick Riviera
94) Asa Phelps
95) Beatrice Simmons
96) Frank Grimes Sr.
97) Radioactive Man
98) Aliens
99) Sophie Krustofsky
100) Cecil Terwilliger

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13 Comments

fivezero #1 fivezeroOG 2003

you have SERIOUS ADD! i'm expecting a weekend review and we get a blurb about the simpsons! 'well, my weekend was good, i drank beers and jammed and THE SIMPSONS! I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!'

skaorsk8 #1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

he named every character on the show as his favorite...perhaps he's a little sicker than we all thought. or perhaps, he's one of us.

thatdarngirl #1.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

maybe he doesn't realize that you don't get points for journals?

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#1.1.1.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

haha...i've been wanting to point that out but i wanted to wait and see how long the enthusiasm would last.

guilderbellsuck #1.2 guilderbellsuckOG 2003

Points??? I just felt it would be easier to express myself in the journals then on that stupid musing board that I hardly pay attention to. Which is why I basically now stick to journals and forums. HAHA YET. I got a whole bunch of new Simpsons characters coming.

omegatweeter #2 omegatweeterOG 2003

i like chief wiggum, he's great! i remember one show he was arresting a guy dressed up in a cow costume (he was protesting at the krusty burger) and he was like "we'll be seeing you in MOO-nicipal court!" and the black cop is like "haha, good one chief" and chief is like "wat? wat did i say?"

ophelia #3 opheliaOG 2003

man..you write a lot of journals

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#3.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

a lot = too many???

yodasucka #3.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

yea... thats exactly what it equals...

ophelia #3.1.2 opheliaOG 2003

I was trying to be subtle about..but...maybe a blunt statement is what's needed..haha..you're gonna make ian's server explode w/all'a these journals!..from now on!..you!...are to be refered to!..as!...JOURNAL HOG!

ekulu #4 ekuluOG 2002

who's zutroy? i dont remember him

guilderbellsuck #5 guilderbellsuckOG 2003

Zutroy works at the power plant.

violetboregaurd #6 violetboregaurdOG 2003

I mean you only were able to name 100 characters... lol.
Sounds like a cool weekend didn't know you hung out with such famous characters.

well I write lyrics so that's original... hope it helps.

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