black and blue
by I am forever bruising. I hear it's because I don't have enough potassium. I eat at least 2 bananas a day to try and remedy that situation, but it doesn't seem to help. I'm sitting at my desk here at work and this girl I work with walks in and asked me if I'm in an abusive relationship. I couldn't figure out what she was talking about until she took me to a mirror and I saw that I have a huge black eye. Where's a steak when a girl needs one? My face looks all swollen and gross.
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i beat you up, why dont you tell everyone that, i FINALLY beat you in a fight... aww yea... whose you daddy
mike i would just grab your boobs and you'd be finished. you know that. who are you kidding
u lie
purple nurlpes are rowdy
hmmmmm.... my friend had this problem once. are you constanatly thirsty??
actually yes which is why i drink gallons of water everyday
and constanly tired?
yes ma'am in fact when i finally did get to sleep last night i woke up half an hour later and downed a liter of water.
yeah this sounds a lot like what she had. have you been tested for diabetes? this is what hers was. maybe it's that or something closely related.
yes i have been tested
AND WHAT WAS THE RESULT?!?!
the suspense...test was negative.
then my guess is......you're just an odd kid. ;)
how do you know if you have diabetes???
i always learned the signs were constantly thirsty, unexplained bruises, constantly going to the bathroom, frequent headaches and uncontrollably tired all the time.
i have all those except for constantly going to the bathroom
i dont know if you girls ever read "the baby sitters club" when you were younger... but do you remember stacey had diabetes? and at first she lied to all the other girls in the club... b/c she thought they wouldnt like her anymore....wow. i cant believe i rememebered that! i used to LOVE those books!
haha yeah and she tried to hide it? until she started wetting the bed? i remember that too!
i know you guys won't like me...especially if i tell you im a diabetic
it's no big deal. it would only affect you not being invited to sugar parties.
you know that every time I try to go
where I really want to be
it's already where I am
cause I'm already there...sugar
If you ever use lite-salt... the low-sodium kind, I hear that is the best way to get all your potassium. I think it's something like 2 teaspoons a day, used in whatever food you would normally season with salt, and suposedly that's all the potassium you need. Potassium supplements are expensive and retarted, they only have like 3% RDA in there.
I didn't really read this whole thing but maybe it'll help
you know what's weird my allergist told me i can't take pamprin cus it made my bruises worse.
" It's good for woman to take 2 tablespoons of molasis everyday"
but i forget why, ha ha. something is in there for woman that is needed, i think maybe calcium, but i duno.
haha general advice is always fun
haha, i double checked and it is calcium :)
lol thanks stef
Are you anemic hun? A lot of girls are and don't know it.
no that was one of the first things we checked
Poor thing! Is it just a bruise from nothing? Are you taking plenty of vitamins?
i dont take vitamins because i never see a difference when i do and i dont know how i got this bruise.
forreste, you need to take the spoon out of the coffee mug BEFORE you start sipping.
*hits forehead* doof...totally slipped my mind dude thanks
heres another hint...keep hittin your forehead and ill bet dollars to doughnuts the black and blues get worse.
wow do you charge for this dispensing of gems of wisdom you "delicate genius" you
my mom says im special.
haha... youre going to get addicted.
is this a special couple inside joke?
no no, he told me that he didnt want to be addicted to ezabel... and now he's going to be.
yea... i said that too once... hahaha and look where that got me!
