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Things that make you go ARGH!

magnum by magnum · Feb 3, 2004 · 231 views · Journal

Not like a pirate!

Yeah so who else is getting annoyed by hearing both outkast songs on krock and similar alternative stations. Sorry but i will trade not hearing eminem on them if we can get rid of these two guys. Granted they have some good songs, but that is not why i am listening to these radio stations to hear them. They have a place where they belong like some pop station and not on alternative stations. I swear im gonna get violent if i hear this trash on there one more time!

#2, people who can't stay in their lane, i mean come on how hard is it to do that. People in the middle lane and right lanes need to wake up. Im getting sick of being forced almost into the wall because they like to drift lanes.

Bonus:

ME: Hi i have a carpet for you.
Retard: I ordered carpet?
ME: Yes, is your name .....
Retard: Yeah thats me.
ME: Then i have carpet for you.
Retard: Are you sure?
ME: Yes, from HOME DEPOT! i will get it now...
Retard: Your installing it now?
ME: NO I JUST DELIVER IT, see, i am fedex.
Retard: Oh, when do they install it?
(ignoring the retard and go and get carpet)
Retard: Woah nice.

How do you not know you ordered a 12 foot carpet?

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22 Comments

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#1 toxicgirlOG 2003

calling customers "retard" ain't gonna land you employee of the month

magnum #1.1 magnumOG 2001

darn and i was really shooting for that too

starshiptrooper #1.2 starshiptrooperOG 2003

I just *think* it.
I have show old ladies where the hemoriod cream is!THATs retarded, like they cant go get it themselves.

iwz #2 iwz

heeeeyyyy yaaaaa

and, maybe he was drunk/stoned when he ordered it. sounds like he was when you delivered it..

yodasucka #3 yodasuckaOG 2003 offtopic

haah bryan, who does that land drifting thing remind u off? ;)

magnum #3.1 magnumOG 2001

if your driving is anything like that game we played that night we are all doomed!

rocksupastar #3.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

ahahha, yea, she was horrible at burnout... i LOVE that game!

yodasucka #3.1.1.1 yodasuckaOG 2003

yo i was so good! i beat u didn't i?!?!?!

hunkpapap #4 hunkpapapOG 2003

wait was the person from LI? I mean if so then this makes sense on so many levels and is more sad than funny...

magnum #4.1 magnumOG 2001

yeah, i work out east. I notice you are only 1 toll bridge away compared to those jersey bums we should chill one day

skaorsk8 #4.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

stupid throgs neck, causing all those problems...it's 4.00 EACH WAY..insane

tinser #4.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

yeah, it used to be 3.50...the bums upped the price...what do they think this is? Inflation i suppose...but i didn't get a raise!

hunkpapap #4.1.2 hunkpapapOG 2003

YO, seriously. i mean you and i share misery at the moment. most likely due to the evil opposite sex. Why not share our misery with my good friend jack d...

magnum #4.1.2.1 magnumOG 2001

i think we should visit him, he hasn't seen me in a while

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

how about some so co to bridge the gap ... ?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

we'll party in the blackhaus, yesss

hunkpapap #5 hunkpapapOG 2003

and when you talk about drifting are you talking about people in Jersey? You must....

hunkpapap #6 hunkpapapOG 2003

and yes how can it be kROCK if there is rap? I mean it's bad enough they let those linkin park clowns on...

rocksupastar #6.1 rocksupastarFounder

watch your tongue pat... i happen to LIKE those clowns...!

hunkpapap #6.1.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

yeah i just said that cuz i knew someone would jump up and defend them. i'm not really against them. Just that Dave matthews guy. I just love to cause the controversy and stir things up. only problem is i'm a low-level controversy causing kinda guy..

magnum #6.1.1.1 magnumOG 2001

dmb must di.....

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#6.1.1.2 betsyOG 2004

and you were talkin bout attending one of his concerts... :P

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