The land of K-Mart
by So i went to this land of K-Mart tonight. Upon arrival i was greeted by weird looking people, dare i say white trash. Now it was 7:30 pm on a weeknight so i guess i should have expected that. I went on my journey and found the few items i needed, might i add very weird shopping in kmart by yourself when the store is empty. Somehow i cought the virus, i was talking to myself in kmart about what i needed and what was going on in my life. At once i realized i had to leave!
So i get to the check out, i follow the other poor lost soul buying paper towels and soap. I look at this line and decide its to long and walk all the way back to the other register. This same poor guy is walking in circles trying to decide to leave or not. Welp my register has people buying useless stuff and a coat but somehow they cant find the price for the piece of junk pocket book. ANOTHER REGISTER OPENS, however since i am in the middle of the line i can not get to it and somehow the people behind me are gone before i even get to it.
So i wait longer. Finnaly i make it and for some reason they need my zip code, nothing else, well besides my money. On my final steps out some mexicans are being receipt checked by the security guard for 2 items. Once they are done he just looks at me and says go on with my bags and bins. Ahh the freedom of america the way it should be! Kidding, or am i!? Anyway the cliff notes are, shop on weekends when people are around because it makes you feel more normal.
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this made me giggle
an empty store on LI? Impossible! Oh they were prob all at Kohls.
yeah or drove two hours to the nearest Wal-Mart.
True Fact: Wal-Mart builds its stores right next to K-Marts to put them out of business... Economics/Ethics 101
i dont know about... where i live there is one kmart and no walmart. theres no walmart anywhere near me at all
you LIE!! there's one in suffern! which, might i add is ONE TOWN NORTH!
yeah but, dude, this is NJ. anything that's not in your town is SOO FAR AWAY
thats so true. i find that to be small-minded and silly! i know so many people who think driving a half hour for ANY reason besides an assembly or convention is rediculous. bah!
i'll tell you why: Becuase Walmart has a policy where they only spend a certain amount for their land...and being that you live in mahwah, which has high real estate prices, most of the land falls over their spending price, so they just don't put them there. Same thing with long island, there is only one on the whole island i think. Pennsylvania on the other hand...they are everywhere
you are very clever for a slow and unwieldy midget. thank goodness for kitchen appliances and salad spinners in graphic positions.
call me a midget again and i'll kick you. HARD.
hahaha he said midget
I jsut found out there's a midget-land in Long Beach....scary!
i think it's sweet when midgets date. small peoples, big hearts!
they scare me. They said that when you visit this little miniland they chase you with bats, knives etc.
DID you see the new show coming on about the midgets dating... wow!
yeah, pretty sad and scary....seriously, "little people" scare me. i'm 5'10" and an adult who comes to me knees.....ewww i'm getting goose bumps....
see thats why there are no walmarts in NYC, manhattan...
eXactly
at walmart last night some people were fighting over the last bag of rice in spanish. it was rather disturbing and yet oddly amusing. when an employee was restocking the shelf, they just continued fighting instead of one giving the bag up and taking a new bag.
while i love walmart i hate it...i don't like the inconsiderate people it attracts! but i am stoked they give opportunities to certain "types"
One time, i was in K-mart.. to buy some batteries and a rag.. and i bought it.. and thats the end of the story. sucka!
you bought a rag? just use an old tee shirt... ah ha sucka!
Love you baby!!
i've never been to a walmart... or k-mart for that matter.... am i missing out on a lot? maybe i should go explore
we used to go to kmart all the time stop lying
when? i was with u?
yep with mom a buncha times but she liked strawberry's better
um i mean newberrys?
yea u ment newberries... i hearted that place.. man i would get this great grilled cheese while she shopped o man good times good times
what happend to newberry's? the one by my house burned down, during the riots i think.
i think they went out of business. i LOVED that store. they had a counter where you could get lunch. 1.99 for a grilled cheese, french fries or chips, a soda, and a pickle!
Target is like 10x better.
yeah, you totally are. You have got to go into walmart at least once in your life and try to get kicked out, although i'd recommend doing it more then once. It's the greatest form of entertainment....at least when you're in Pennsylvania
how could u never been to a kmart. stop lying!
rachel calls wal-mart "mullet-mart"
it must be a thing w/ kmart. going into the one near us i suddenly feel like i've entered alabama or something. i had no idea so many rednecks lived in hazlet.
try going into a kmart or walmart in north OC, or anywhere in So Cal....