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My journeys through Wyndanch

magnum by magnum · Feb 10, 2004 · 252 views · Journal

On my way to my new congregation i get to drive through a quaint little town named Wyandanch and by quaint i mean bright pink house on the main street and crack dealers all over. The funny thing about the people in this neighborhood, be in -25 or 105 they still stand outside the local bodegas, 1am or 10 am. And as soon as you drive into the town limits there is people just walking across the street aimlessly while traffic is buzzing by at 55mph (hmm maybe i should go the limit, oh well). See now it doesn't help though when you are black and so is your jacket, your pants, your sneakers and your hands.

Although getting hit may be the idea but I dont know if anyone would miss them so i would be stuck cleaning my car and dumping a body or something. Kidding again. Definetly, unless the cop lets me leave. Anyway im sure everyone has a minefield of a town like this that unfortunately has to be placed in between where you live and some destination you need to go to. The drivers in this town are just as bad, no blinkers, sudden stops, and drifting through lanes for no apparent reason. Anyway if i offended anyone, come over so i can say i dont really care. Im starting to like these journal things btw.

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27 Comments

modestjesse #1 modestjesseOG 2004

Take em out, they got in your way.

Nah, I totally agree, people are nuts. I love how they stare at you when you almost hit them, HELLO, how was I supposed to know you were there. Then I suddenly know what it's like when I find myself out walking somewhere...unplaned...at night...in black...then it's not fun.

Fortunatly I don't have to drive through towns like that, although I have in the past so I can relate. And if you do tag one, drive to the nearest police department. You might get out to see if someone is ok only to end up getting hit my another maniac driver like yourself. ;)

tinser #2 tinserOG 2002

eek, wyndanch...not the nicest of nice places to be. What congregation are you in now?

magnum #2.1 magnumOG 2001

greenlawn i think, dunno if is perm or not

starshiptrooper #2.1.1 starshiptrooperOG 2003

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNLAWWWWNNNN???????????
Rachels has a few buds there.....Mike Inglasias for one.
All the teen girls in my cong think Greenlawn has the hottest guys.
Also one of your elders came over to my cong, we NEEDED the help bad. Enzo Martinzic.

tinser #2.1.1.1 tinserOG 2002

yeah, everybody goes to greenlawn

skaorsk8 #2.1.1.2 skaorsk8OG 2002

so greenlawn is for guys what rampapo NY is for girls... ?? HAHHAHAHAH come on people it's a north jersey joke!! laugh!!!

magnum magnumOG 2001

yo where is this congregation? time for me to move

starshiptrooper #2.1.1.3 starshiptrooperOG 2003

never mind Mike goes to Centereach.
I mean the Townsends and the Cowies. moooo

jay79 jay79OG 2001

aww, I love those boys. They're so sweet!

magnum magnumOG 2001

havent corrupted them yet eh?

jay79 jay79OG 2001

I would NEVER ;)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i personally have helped to corrupt both the cowies and the townsends...it's been a successful and rewarding summer

starshiptrooper starshiptrooperOG 2003

HOW DO U KNO EVERY ONE ON LI???

tinser tinserOG 2002

cause jen comes out and visits sometimes...may i add very, VERY occasionally...in fact, i think i can only recall once

jay79 jay79OG 2001

Actually COURTNEY! I'll be out there this weekend, buuuuut I'll be working. And I was out there like, 2 weeks ago.

tinser tinserOG 2002

don't come to long island to work...come to long island to parrrtayyy

jay79 jay79OG 2001 tinser

Well, we may party AAAAAFTER work, but that won't be till like, 11:30.

tinser tinserOG 2002 jay79

my bedtime is 10

starshiptrooper #3 starshiptrooperOG 2003

Wyndanch has alot of great brothers and sisters in thier cong.
very humble. good speakers. freindly.

hunkpapap #4 hunkpapapOG 2003

take em out. You gotta keep em separated.....

beachbum #5 beachbumOG 2002

bowling for people-great fun. keansburg where i mostly grew up was like that. and all the idiots walked in the street and glared at you as they very slowly saunter out of the way. one kid did that and i got fed up w/ his attitude so i purposely aimed at him and clipped his leg w/ my bumper. he yelled at me as i drove off laughing. one of my favorite moments. everyone should try it.

rocksupastar #5.1 rocksupastarFounder

i dont think so, i think you are just that bad of a driver... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

jay79 #6 jay79OG 2001

Wyandanch is out of control. We had to drive through there on the way home from a friends house, and of course one of the girls had to use the ladies room so bad, and she couldn't wait till we got to another town, so we had to stop at a laundromat (what laundromat is still open at like 2am??) and use the bathroom, which I might add, looked like they killed someone in. It also had a little school desk in there. What exactly goes on in there?!?!

magnum #6.1 magnumOG 2001

lol you girls are crazy, i mean its not horrible but 2am i wouldnt be stopping for a bathroom break there

punkprincess #7 punkprincessOG 2001

hahahahahahaha i love it... everyone calls it "crimedanch" but i just think it would be funny if one of those "thugs" rolled up and was like... yea im from the hood... in LONG ISLAND...haha i dont know i just think long island isnt exactly "hood-y" material

hunkpapap #7.1 hunkpapapOG 2003

Thank you! This is how i feel when someone mentions their town is "rough". I mean have you ever survived a drive-by outside your high school, honkies?

magnum #7.1.1 magnumOG 2001

hmm the ghetto area i deliver to yesterday someone got shot as i was delivering, does that count?

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