My New Shirt
by WELL. Its 11PM and i think its time to inform the group that as of now, i am wearing my new shirt. Thats right...its new...but it isnt! HAH. Its a "used" new shirt. i traded my bro clothes i had for it. Cause ya see thats how we roll in the suburb that i rep. its like this
Paul(my bro): yo frank...thats a nice Fubu baseball jersey u got there
Me: yea i kno man...yo but that red n white ENYCE shirt u got on there aint so bad either...
Paul: wut chu gon' do bout it man?
Me: yo hit me up wit that shirt and ima let u cop this here jers..
Paul: aight kid...
Me(as i walk out of the room wit my new ENCYE red n white #42 t-shirt): make sure u keep that so fresh ta deaf kid...u kno how u gotta rock em
Now alotta you might not be able to handle that monolouge...but thats how it is. Aint no frontin goin on in the Dub C/K. Anyway...ya'll need to understand that im gonna rock this shirt wit some light blue jeans..prob my Pepe or Rocawear ones....n OH YES....im gon' HAFTA put on sum Timz wit this one. Wut now!?
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Yeah, ummmm . . . I didn't understand that language there. Perhaps you could translate into actual words? Because I'm really not sure what any of it meant . . .
Translated it means..."i got a new shirt, and i like it" But im testing to see wut typa people r joined to this thing, n who can follow me...so far this isnt a good sign...i think i might have to go bac to my greenday/metallica days to fit in here :-X
Of course, I was just kidding, but yeah, you should talk normal for the people here to understand you. I personally understand many dialects but not everyone here is multi-lingual in the ebonic sense. I got this one outfit that is TIGHT yo wit my orange Timms, Rocawear jeans, Gretzky throwback, and Oilers fitted. u know u aint ready kid! holla!
i seen it! it's the shizzle, my nizzle.
o fo sho?! dag kid thats sick...straight up sheezy OFF the heezy fa real. yo i aint seen a gretzky throwbac wit the fitted since...dag since B2k killed Badaboom. yo man u KNO u gotta holla at cha boy sumtime soon fa real, cause u aint ready for this kid...ya kno how i keep it fresh wit my Silver/Green Celtics throwbac wit the silver timz...i dun even gots to roc da fitted to that peice...yo i just keep it straight up wit ma fade...
Ok, I apologize I will strive to keep the STRONG ebonic accent at bay. I must make note that this is extremely hard for a brotha to....*clears throat* for a feller to accomplish, but I shall certainly try my best buddy!
PLEASE someone mark this as funny...
i see this kid becoming an ezabel alumni in the next two weeks
ghetto fabulous!!!
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there's a boy in my school that talks like this and i love talking to him becuase the way you HAVE no apply those words just come out sooo funny.
i totally understand you. other people won't. them thar white folks!
speak english... or italian... cuz those are the only languages i can understand
ff word to the wise kid-dont ever go to newark. you would get shot.
awwwww c that jus mean
it's not meant to be mean. i'm giving my man some advice. really they'd just laugh at him.
is this all a joke? or for serious
like malibu's most wanted?
hes black tho...
hes not black hes white but ghetto. and hes 4 real
haha...ive been there plenty of times...look no bullet holes
hahahahahahahaha
guys dont make fun of fankie. u dont have the right. ive known him longer i can make fun of him all the time. let me handel this. FANKIE LISTEN HEAR TOOTS...way 2 b white! come on i kno uve got so much white in u. u juz try so hard 2 block it out. let the white show. my brother. let it show.
you'd probably be good friends with my brother. he loves those kinda clothes. i pick on him cuz he wears long shirts and i say "hey nice dress!" or "why are you wearing a dress?" haha i love to keed around with him.
reading your comment after all the above ones makes you looks like such a tight laced white kid. i see you with kaki dockers and a brown belt with a checkered shirt swinging your arms going,"hey nice dress."
yikes, i came off that way? i apologize. no disrespect to you papichulo. i only pick on my brother like that, no one else.
haha nah tweeter...its cool, i didnt mean you. u were right in wut u said...sounds like me n ur bro r very similiar
naw. it wasn't mean or anything and i didn't mean offense by calling you a tight-laced white kid. just when people talk i make pictures in my head based on their tone of voice and everything and those words just made me picture that. no offense. :)
haha. well...ugh yea i like to keep my kicks/laces and timz fresh...and yea...i wear alotta jerseys, white tees, and hoodies
it's all good in the hood :D
haha...o man its crazy how quick this got racial