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CHEERIOS THE EPIC POEM!!!!

debassedbassist by debassedbassist · Feb 26, 2004 · 202 views · · · Journal

i am fiendin for some cheerios so im writing a poem

Cheerios are Mad Good Food
Nick is one crazy dude
i like to eat cheerios night and day
what more can i say!
I will eat cheerios for dinner breakfast and lunch
Talk smack and you i will punch!
its good with some ice cold milk
DanHill cannot have milk
I hope no one minded that i didnt rhyme milk
i just repeated milk
i also did it just now
Milk comes from a cow
Put them cheerios up in a bowl
I didnt vote for bob dole
wont someone purchase me some
so i dont look dumb
what will i eat tomorrow
my stomach will sorrow
is that the correst usage of that phrase?
Im sorry im in a daze
I aint got no Cheerios in ma tummy
yo they are so yummy!
who didnt see that one coming
all you fools i am dumbing
with this crazy poem
so um
im out
dont pout
just run to the store
before i am bore
an get me my cerial
im all about the material

CRAZY GO NUTS!

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19 Comments

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

u totally used that "hope no one minded that i didnt rhyme....
i just repeated..." line in MY poem! can u not come up with new material?

violetboregaurd violetboregaurdOG 2003 ·

very good use of language... Honey Nut Cheerios are apart of one of my favorite poems too, I wrote it.

R
rocksupastarFounder ·

those cherrios ROCK MY WORLD! i love them... but i really really like quaker oat squares or wahtever they are, they are healthy AND taste OOOH so good!

violetboregaurd violetboregaurdOG 2003 ·

mmm mmm - i know which ones you mean. they are so good. Cereal should be a food group unto it's own.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

did you know the cheerio originated in mahwah?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

along with the les paul guitar.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

these facts have been mentioned like 8,000 times on ezabel. Nobody cares. get over it.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i think you lie. go work out some more. you already look like the walkingstick from "a bugs life"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... never saw the movie so i can't retort. but being that you are skinnier than me, i dont know what that makes you

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

dude, i am so not skinner than you. that's ridiculous. i am not even going to fight over this. blech.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

how do you know that?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

your big brother tells everybody that everyday

englandkid englandkidOG 2003 ·

he never told ME that!!!!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

perhaps he felt you already knew it since you live in mahwah

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

listen stange people lying in Mahwah distributing cerial is no basis for a system of breakfast!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i con't just go around saying i'm king b/c some watery tart threw a sword at me!

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

now if i went around saying i was an emperer just cause some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away (i cant spell good)

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Complexing.

The old lady who lived in the shoe...

Regular Air Freshner?

or

Odor Eaters?

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

"Poem Time at the Asylum"

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