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CHEERIOS THE EPIC POEM!!!!

debassedbassist by debassedbassist · Feb 26, 2004 · 189 views · Journal

i am fiendin for some cheerios so im writing a poem

Cheerios are Mad Good Food
Nick is one crazy dude
i like to eat cheerios night and day
what more can i say!
I will eat cheerios for dinner breakfast and lunch
Talk smack and you i will punch!
its good with some ice cold milk
DanHill cannot have milk
I hope no one minded that i didnt rhyme milk
i just repeated milk
i also did it just now
Milk comes from a cow
Put them cheerios up in a bowl
I didnt vote for bob dole
wont someone purchase me some
so i dont look dumb
what will i eat tomorrow
my stomach will sorrow
is that the correst usage of that phrase?
Im sorry im in a daze
I aint got no Cheerios in ma tummy
yo they are so yummy!
who didnt see that one coming
all you fools i am dumbing
with this crazy poem
so um
im out
dont pout
just run to the store
before i am bore
an get me my cerial
im all about the material

CRAZY GO NUTS!

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19 Comments

yodasucka #1 yodasuckaOG 2003

u totally used that "hope no one minded that i didnt rhyme....
i just repeated..." line in MY poem! can u not come up with new material?

violetboregaurd #2 violetboregaurdOG 2003

very good use of language... Honey Nut Cheerios are apart of one of my favorite poems too, I wrote it.

rocksupastar #2.1 rocksupastarFounder

those cherrios ROCK MY WORLD! i love them... but i really really like quaker oat squares or wahtever they are, they are healthy AND taste OOOH so good!

violetboregaurd #2.1.1 violetboregaurdOG 2003

mmm mmm - i know which ones you mean. they are so good. Cereal should be a food group unto it's own.

tinser #3 tinserOG 2002

did you know the cheerio originated in mahwah?

skaorsk8 #3.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

along with the les paul guitar.

thefunkyfresh #3.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

these facts have been mentioned like 8,000 times on ezabel. Nobody cares. get over it.

skaorsk8 #3.1.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

i think you lie. go work out some more. you already look like the walkingstick from "a bugs life"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... never saw the movie so i can't retort. but being that you are skinnier than me, i dont know what that makes you

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

dude, i am so not skinner than you. that's ridiculous. i am not even going to fight over this. blech.

englandkid #3.2 englandkidOG 2003

how do you know that?

tinser #3.2.1 tinserOG 2002

your big brother tells everybody that everyday

englandkid #3.2.1.1 englandkidOG 2003

he never told ME that!!!!

tinser tinserOG 2002

perhaps he felt you already knew it since you live in mahwah

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

listen stange people lying in Mahwah distributing cerial is no basis for a system of breakfast!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i con't just go around saying i'm king b/c some watery tart threw a sword at me!

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

now if i went around saying i was an emperer just cause some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away (i cant spell good)

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Complexing.

The old lady who lived in the shoe...

Regular Air Freshner?

or

Odor Eaters?

hunkpapap #5 hunkpapapOG 2003

"Poem Time at the Asylum"

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