"coulda done without that"
by dear diary...
today, i decided i'd make dinner! everything was going fine til tried to open a can of green beans with an old can opener. it didn't cut all the way around and i figured i'd use a knife to pry apart the lil piece holding the top on. insert knife, apply pressure. SPLAKT! the little metal piece popped and the knife shoots up and out of my hand, hitting me in the chin. a buncha green beans fire onto my face and onto the ceiling. medic! and, um, messy clean up on aisle one...
*use your head, valentine!*
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aw,,, did u cut urself bad??
butter knife!
o so i guess not? you didn't say that tho! don't call me stupid!
I'm not calling you stupid! The butter knife whacked me under the chin, long-ways. No cuts. Just a red mark that already went away.
haha i know u didn't call me stupid... but i thought you were about to LoL
my bro cut himself with one of those once. He didn't live it down for like 5 years...
a friend of mine years ago cut herself really bad doing that. be careful.
at least it wasn't like, a jar of hot peppers, cos that would hurt
hahahhaha. beans fired onto to your face. i liked your usage of words there. you could write for mad magazine.
i open green bean cans with butter knives, dooooooyyyyyeeeeee!! lol jk, don't hurt me!!
so you were basically attacked by a can of green beans....god forbid fox5 gets a hold of this story....i can see it now, a new reality show entitled "When Canned Foods Attack"
