Internet Security (PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE)

Well people i havent made a journal in a while and im SURE you all care so here i am writing a journal on what has been affecting my life as of late. WELL life hasnt been so good im afraid. I was just watching Barney with my neice and im just a bit upset. First of all, I like Toxic by Britney Spears. Either way the point is, they dont make Barney the way they used to. I mean who can forget such lovable songs as "I Love You, You Love Me" and "Clean-up Clean-up Everybody Everywhere". And of course lets not forget my all time favorite, "The Colors Of The Rainbow"

O I like red...its the color of an apple.
Orange...its the color of an orange.
Yellow...its a lemon and the wonderful sun..sun..sun..........
Green...its the color of trees and lots of things that grow.
And then theres blue for the sky, and purples thats the color thats fun..fun..fun....
...Now when we put those colors side by side, now what do you think we've done?
We've made a rainbow...we've made a rainbow...
we've made a rainbow..and its a really beautiful one.

Oh that brings back some good memories. I believe that was when the gang had to find the treasure chest, and in order to open it they had to sing a rainbow song. Yes folks...GOOD music. So either way ive been greiving this sad state of affairs as the once-beloved Barney is now rumored dead and/or gay. Such a shame. Perhaps this is why the world is the way it is.
Anyway all of this makes me think of a few things....
1: Home Depo...Home of Finest Paints
2: If a tissue could talk, what would it say before you blow your nose.
3: Asians CONTINUE to hold it down the math classes and spelling bees.
4: The Indians are beginning to gain control of SOME spelling bees but the asians still are in charge for the most part.
5: If i were in a spelling bee would I be scared?
6: I probably would but either way id make sure my shoes were tied tighter then ever.
And of course you can all see how this ties into our main title..7:Internet Security. Because if Barney ISNT dead then certainly there are some people who want him killed, and im sure he has the internet, and if anyone needs security it would be him. Plus, he might buy his paint at the Home Depot and he wishes he were asian, and not indian.