My Pet Bagel

by yay · Mar 23, 2004 · 389 views · · · Journal

December 7 AD

For as long I can remember, I always wanted a pet bagel. When I was a kid I was afraid people would poke fun at me because wanting a bagel as a pet does seem kind of silly, and we used to make fun of another kid because he ate a lot of bagels. His name was 'bagel boy.' He did not think that was very funny, but I would laugh so hard I sounded like a little school girl. That is what happens when I laugh very hard. Me and my friend couch-a-balouch (parents were africans) had pet rocks, but it was just so boring. With a bagel at least I could wail someone in the head with it and it would sound funny. WHAMP... haha take that. With a rock, this is not very funny, because you will either bleed a lot or become uncounsious from being wailed in the head with a rock. One time this kid that wasn't too smart threw a rock at a tree and it hit another kid in the head and he had to get stitches. If you had thrown a bagel at the tree it would have cut the tree down because bagels are powerful and have special powers, but people dont know it, they just eat them without thinking about it.

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33 Comments

yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

first post, haha, beat you guys oh man that was fun tickle tickle

iwz · Mar 23, 2004

1st reply to a first post.

yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

first reply to a first post poster of this journal

jay79OG 2001 · Mar 23, 2004

first post to the inane author of this ridiculous journal. IIIIIII win!

yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

no you are not reading the comments do not chew what you cannot eat without first reading the nutrients label

it is apparent as per specs (defined in reply #2) that i ilke birds was the first reply on reviewing of the circulation of events pre-submitting of your comment

papichuloOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

first reply to the first response to a post after 12PM

yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

first reply post to a post made by a user name starting with p.... owned?... hhmmm owned? yeah i think SO

papichuloOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

...*bows down*...

ilikebirdsOG 2002 · Mar 23, 2004

hah second post. i win!

yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

1 post to second reply im winning now you dont have a chance

ilikebirdsOG 2002 · Mar 23, 2004

first post to first reply of 2nd comment. i'm soo good at this game. you lose. i win.

yayOG 2004 · Mar 23, 2004

current scores:

i like birds: 6.3 million
yay: 5.8 million
iwz: 3.5 million + 1.1 million bonus for finding secret 1st reply post to first post

toxicgirlOG 2003 · Mar 23, 2004

reading these comments gives me brain damage

hunkpapapOG 2003 · Mar 24, 2004

i know, i can feel my iq rising as i switch from this screen

malibuOG 2001 · Mar 24, 2004

well it has no where else to go but up. ;)

yayOG 2004 · Mar 25, 2004

yeah like a hot air baloon! up up!

hunkpapapOG 2003 · Mar 25, 2004

ouch!!! first you insult my hoodies, then my status with the ladies and now my iq? you are no longer safe in the bronx woman...

hunkpapapOG 2003 · Mar 27, 2004

but you've been pretty much right every time so i shouldn't complain...

malibuOG 2001 · Mar 29, 2004

yeah at least i'm only pointing out things that are true. i'm just playing though.

violetboregaurdOG 2003 · Mar 26, 2004

lol - i really have nothing clever to say but laugh...

yayOG 2004 · Mar 31, 2004

Hey, bagels come in all shapes and sizes but if you don't have the gift then you can't see it for yourself and I'm not sharing

malibuOG 2001 · Mar 31, 2004

i saw this shirt yesterday and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna get it. it's orange with a food pyramid on it and on the top in bold letters it says, "i love carbs." and the bread section is extended. so funny. yup i'm defintely hittin it up.