Crapple Facts
by So..Snapple for a while has been attempting to raise the average person's usless fact library w/their lil Snapple facts....This journal is a place devoted to the joy that comes from making up facts, and statistics, and trying to make them sound as believable as possible...
I'll start off..
There are certain species of kangaroo that are known to tickle other kangaroos of their herd simpley for amusement
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There are certain eZabelites, who believe New Jersey is better than New York
(okay, okay i lose...that's not believeable at ALL)
There was a recent pole taken amongst NY citizens, asking them to rate their amount of jealousy towards NJ's superior coolness on a scale of 1-10...The average rating was 14
huh huh uh huh, you said pole...
that one actually is true!! you took the fun right out of it... lol
you're right...some actually do believe nj is better than ny....unfortunately...they are very, very wrong
and most who believe NJ is better than CA....
Some women are sane...
bryan do tell us...what do THEY say?
define "They"!!..lol, i haven't the SLIGHTEST clue as to what you're referring to
i was making fun of you oh one who fears the yellow fruit
i caught that, lol....
and on another note
Wanna fanta, doncha wanna..wanna fanta doncha wanna
I love that commercial
Girls live 20 years longer then boys because they don't pee standing up.
see, there is something good about it after all...oh, yeah...these aren't true...darn!
wait, according to that link that was posted in that forum - some girls DO pee standing up..and have actually perfected the skill...do these girls live 20years less than girls who don't
eww, i had almost forgotten about that disgusting site...bryan! why did you have to remind all of us
ps: i'm STILL getting those dumb movie emails! haha, you dork!
about the free tickets? yea that was my fault haha
no, i never got one from you i don't think..i got it from that rachel boris girl...and kept on deleting them...until one day, i opened it..and...sent'm them ALL to courtney....haha
courtney..put the email address in your block list..lol..sowwiiieeee
And me..they all just go to my bulk e-mail which I now ignore completely.
yeah, but its your email addy...so don't send any more email to that address cause i wont get it
errrrrrrr...if only i had known what what would come of my decision to send you that email!...
you can just send all your emails to me to my other email addy...do you have it?
maybe... Courtney@Clarke.com right?..haha, nah, i may have it..i gota look in my address book thingie
In China, to cut down on the population burst, Chinese government put into act a law that allowed women to launch their husbands to Saturn after there 3rd child, known as the Nankoo Act.
haha.....do any of these men survive?...like..they at least give'm an astronaut suit & some space food or something right
Rabbits are born with five feet but chew the 5th one off before their first year.
Did you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds? Hehehehe.
And that it's unbelievably difficult to type with fake nails on. Sheesh. Takes me twice as long to type a sentence.
The average Swedish female is rated as HOT in polls taken in the U.S. Whereas the hottest swedish females are called TYs MOM.
If you leave grapes in the sun for a few days, they turn into raisins. Leave raisins in the sun for a few more days, and they turn into ants.
5% of the population makes 95% of the world's pee. they're known as alcoholics.
my favorite saying for life - "you don't buy beer, you only rent it for a short period of time"
beers nasty...unless its a "corona"
i hear that coronas are NAsty! lol :p
yo, i HATE BEER...and..like, i keep on drinking it just to make sure i still don't like it, & to check & see whether it's an acquired taste I just haven't yet acquired.....honey brown's ok..but..it's just like the least of the evils...beer's gross!
HAHA, beers jsut gross, you feel soooo icky after....the only time i've ever LOVED beer was on our river rafting trip....oh so good when you're SO thirsty and there's nothing to drink but corona beer and papas in beer in ensenada....2 times i've ever loved beer in my life! other than that YUCK YUCK & DOUBLE YUCK!
yeah, i dislike beer... like mostly all of it.
incorrect. bass ale is delicious. any beer that requires a fruit to add to it flavor should be done away with. want a good mexican beer? drink XX.
Leave milk out at room temperature and it will become yogurt after a week or two...
And not just normal yogurt! It becomes avocado yogurt.
if ever trapped in a fire, 66.6% of the population will pray to Satan by accident.
hey,i i said keep'm fictional..this is an actual statistical fact
87% of all people know that anybody can make up statistics
4/3 of the world's population has trouble with fractions.
1 in every 5 men prefer XXY's instead of normal women.