THE TITLE FIELD IS TOO SMALL!!!
by This journal would of been called "A Good Samaritan's Trip To The Liquor Store"...BUT..there's not enough character space aloud to fit that...
Anyway
I'm walking down a local street, on the phone with HUNK 2Da P - A - P - A - P...And I pass by a buss stop. Inside the bus stop there's this fat, scruffy looking bum who starts pointing at me and mumbling something. Fortunately, I'm fluent in Hoboian(also known as Bum Talk). His dialect took a bit more brain power to decipher, but, my translation into english roughly resembled "Please across the street take me"...So, the nice person that I am, I ignore my disgust for his buminess and, escort the guy accross the street..VERY AWKWARD..So, we get across the street, and, I pull away from him and wish'm a good day, and he's like "NOO!!..NO!!!..Take me to the liquour store!" Which is like 10 feet away, so I walk him over there. At first he seemed like he was injured or something and needed some assistance walking - but at this point I of course realized he was just drunk off'a his butt. So, inside the liquor store, he starts yelling at the clerk who refuses to sell him anything cause he doesn't wanna help the deterioration of this guys life. He waddles out, and then tries to make ME an accomplice by trying to give me $ to go in and buy him something - I of course tell'm no, and that he needs to lay off'a the happy juice - then he like gets this really sad face, like, he was ashamed of himself or something. I wish I had a watchtower or drunkeness on me..Feel sorry for the smelly old guy...I washed the HECK outa my hands when i got home
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and bums don't flush
that definately said something else the first time i was in here
was the bum pat?
hmmmm...ya know he DID kinda smell like the bronx
ohh THATS that clogged sewer smell...
was this before or after you abused ronald mcdonald?
umm, yeah, ronald definately abused me....special sauce should NEVER be used like that
what the heck were you doing on essex street by the tracks at night
it was on passaic st by the 7-11!!...it seems bums are not just limited to the projects
If you saw that scene in the Bumfights video (where they give the bum beer). This would have been your opportunity to shine if you repeated. :)
where is there a liquor store over there??
like, you know the appartment buildings accross from 7-11?..right accross the street from that, in that lil row of stores, there's a liquor store
ohhhh by the hair salon i gotcha. that's a far walk to bring a stinky bum on.
no it's not, i walked him from the bus stop accross the street from the liquor store....i wouldn't be seen walking multiple blocks w/a bum!..that's like so below my standards
not blocks it's just a long block
i would STILL be using major antibacterial washes at this moment if i were you! hahaha
actually one bum came up to us a while back and said "i'm not going to beat around the bush, i need money for alcohol" we were cracking up and gave him some money....hey he was honest
jaime p.
should have just given him some rubbing alcohol..
haha, put'm outa his misery...cause he probably would of drank it the idiot
I would have taken the money and ran. Hes drunk!!!
i thought you were with a buddy at the time. You should have made him do prank calls to people on your phone....
You washed just your hands thats dirty, you probaly caught aids.