I'm not much of an animal lover, but...
by Alright so, I've grown up, my whole life without any pets in the house..I think I had a few goldfish here & there, but, nothing more than that...So, since I grew up petless, dogs & cats etc. have never really had that much appeal to me...BUT...I got this weird attraction to penguins..Like..They're so freakin cool...I thought to myself one day, "Self - How awesome would it be, to have like a 3ft tall penguin walkin around the house, what a pet!"...And so out of curiosity, one day I went online and entered "buy penguin" into a search engine..and..This is what came up
HOW NUTS IS THAT!!!...You can actually purchase, a penguin, who knew....I was kinda sketchy at frist w/this website, but, if you check it out thoroughly - it seems pretty legit.
My Living Room,A Week After I Visited www.penguinwarehouse.com
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uhh..youre nuts. better move out first.
Q: How do you 'housebreak' a penguin?
A: Like most birds, penguins are difficult (but not impossible) to paper-train.
als, you really think this seems legit?
Q: Can I train my penguin?
A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire.
i didn't see that..hmm...either they have a sense of humor..oooorrrrrr....yo, but who on earth would go outa their way to starta PENGUIN scam?..that's like so obscure
sorry to bust your bubble. there are some twisted ppl out there trying to get'cha.
i want a pet panda.
i want a panda and a dolphin.....is that possible?
i dont know. how about you come over my house tonight and we'll find out.
i duno - panda's are cool & all - but..come on...you KNOW penguins are better...way more intelligent too
yeah...you wont see a panda being a jedi. maybe a sumo wrestler, but a jedi, c'mon.
What you don't, Summer, could fill the canyons of Tattooine!
why dont you school me, master panda?
...my third fave animal
I want a pet lemming ill keep it as a house pet and if it makes me mad ill send it outside and it willcommit suicide and jump off a clif
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