You know you're bored at work if...
by You've checked your web-based e-mail so often you're excited to get new junk mail.
You find yourself wondering, "If I just left, would anyone notice?"
You sit at your desk to think of reasons for aimlessly walking around the building.
You count the paper clips in your drawer, in your neighbors drawer, and in the whole office.
You google so many stupid things that you've always wondered, it's as if you know everything you've ever wanted to know and aren't any smarter.
Keep it going.
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I zone out so bad sometimes that i forget that i'm not in bed sleeping.
You think about actually filing the stuff in the "to be filed" folder instead of waiting for someone else to do it.
...this journal doesn't make you want to stab yourself in the eyes
you hide under a co-workers desk to scare the crap out of him to make him scream like a girl
... you develop a severe cramp in your mouse-clicky-finger from mouse clicking so much
....and you think of ways to claim workers comp from a sore mouse finger
.. and you start writing a huge report about how it should be a clause in the worker's comp thingamagig
....then you start to think of every other incident that has happened to you at work while filling out your report that you feel the need to fill out a psychiatric form instead and wonder if anyone will visit
hahaha i can't continue this thread due to "mouse-clicky-finger-deficit-disorder"
.. you don't only CONSIDER it, but you actually buy a liquor cabinet that fits snugly under your desk, and you stock it with airplane shots for good times, to make the day go by faster
... then you tell your friends you're drinking your morning coffee with a shot of Kahlua in it
..you have four babies and teach them things
....you wonder if you can teach your fish to do tricks
you are amused by staring up at the ceiling and spinning in an endless circle in your swivel chair.
you go on ezabel
...if you make a "you know you're [insert feeling here] if you [insert action here]..." type journal or forum thread
...if you are snobby to people in journals that are talking about their teenage years....
huh lar eee us.
^^^^^^^^^ Uninvited.
hahahahaha, blah blah blah