Living Above The Sopranos

Yeah..This is crazy

Alright, so, as some of you are aware, me and two fella's just got an apt, which in itself is awesome, fine, and dandy...but, there are some VERY peculiar occurences that go along w/this story of new found apartmentship...

We started getting suspicious, when, we first interviewed with the landlady, Leemi(WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT?...)...5'7, bleach blonde, hair extensions, implants, facial surgery, this woman's basically a poor man's Pamella Anderson - and this in itself obviously got our attention, and then some..No, we dont think she's attractive, but, she ended up being the butt end of many stripper jokes..anyway

So during the interview, her mafia-stereotype of a boyfriend walks in, sits on the couch across from us,REFUSES to make eye contact w/us, and every so often would inject with a "Leemi, shut up for a sec - so, you guys eh, you plan on being here long term eh?..This is SERIOUS right?..No horsin around, you're here for the long haul right?"...And me & matt are like "uhh, yyyyeah?"..It went well...Well, as good as it could of gone..On the way out, we noticed a large fur coat on the wall(this, just adding fuel to our over active imaginations)....So, she gives us the place, the next morning, without even doing a background check(something that 11 of the 12 previous landlords required)..And she seems like she needs the money like, right THEN AND THERE, she's in a big hurry...So - we're analyzing all this, and, something is definitely fishy..

And then, yesterday...

Joey's in there loading furniture into the living room - and he hears a car pull up in the drive way - it's the boyfriend, in his corvette(we've counted 4 cars between the 2 of them so far)...So, joey looks out the window outa curiosity - and he sees the boyfriend open the trunk and call the bimbo over - her eyes get big, her mouth opens, and she puts her hands on her head...Whats in the trunk, can't be seen from Joey's vantage point, but, whatever it was messed her up..So, she reaches into the trunk, and the b/f starts yelling obscenities at her, and corrects her as to how to handle whatever was in there, and proceeds to shut the trunk...Yo..I'm scared...Add to this, the fact that, there were 3 girls living in the apartment before us, we met these girls, when we first went in for the interview, and asked them why they were leaving after being there for only a year - they wouldn't tell us...Come to find out, they only moved 3 minutes away, so, it makes it seem like, they weren't trying to get outa the area, just, outa that place..WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON???..I do NOT want to end up w/concrete shoes at the bottom of the hackensack river, for seeing something, i wasn't supposed to see..anybody have any, um, advice?..haha...cause, something illegal, is definitely going on downstairs..