On Why Psycho Chicks Adore The Bryan
by Alright...So..I got this funny little situation going down @school...
I'm attending this career training institute for medical billing/coding..And - there's this late 20's, early 30's chick who's been flinging some unwanted attention in my direction, at first it was amusing, now it's a bit annoying...
This started with her insistance on pinching my shoulder, or, commenting on whatever website was on my computer screen every time she passed by my desk...So far, no big deal....Then she somehow gets my screen name and starts IMing me during class - and getting visably irritated if i took more than 10 seconds to reply...This is where I start wondering..
plot twist
There's this really cool girl there named karen, who I talk to during breaks & stuff, and occasionally converse with during class over IM, usually regarding the annoying quirks of our crazed vietnam vet teacher. Psycho girl no-like-ie....She starts trying to peek over karen's shoulder while she's typing, and then she'd look back at me, i assume to see if we were talking to eachother..Then, psycho lady proceeds to block me off her buddy list...And she makes it a point to let me know, she leaves her buddy list open on her desktop, to make it obvious she's still signed on, moves out of the way of her screen so i can see it, and keeps on looking in my direction...
Then
Me & karen walk to a vending machine that's in another building one day..Psycho girl catches sight of us walkin, and when we come back, she grabs this guy she's never talked to from our class, takes him to the vending machine, and while their walking, turns around and looks at me..That night, she IM's me while I'm at home, &says "I was scared to IM you cause i didn't want you to think i was a stalker.."& I'm like "nooo,i'd NEVER think that..."..This hot-cold behavior is classic signs of a mad-woman, one second she's all smiles&giggles, the next she's plotting my death...This never ceases, haha, it's always the mentally unstable that pursue me, and, it's getting to be a bit played out.....I'm just tryin to rock the cold shoulder with her now, but, that doesn't seem to be working....And, her being crazy&all, she'd probably deny everything if i brought it up anyway...I just hope this isn't like, the begining of some real life manifestation of a teen psycho killer flick...
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True Life: IM a Stalker
haha....clever..
wow. how long did that take you?
did it on the spot when bry told me about this
yup, i verify this statements truthfullnicity...(yeah, i got the boot-leg funk&wagnals, ya'll aint hip to this vocabulary yet)
That's pretty funny. Does this woman have lipstick on her teeth and mittens pinned to her jacket all year round?
hahaha, no, she's actually normal looking...i never woulda picked her to be the unstable one in the class
Then it seems you're living in a Lifetime made-for-TV movie... ;)
yeah, except, where's the female empowerment?...the guy has to somehow end up being the villian
Some of the movies are about evil women trying to steal husbands, though, you could play that part. Except you're not the husband. Or boyfriend. Or friend. Yeah, this girl is pyscho.
slash her tires and then laugh at her as she tries to drive away.
right, I do that, and then one day, i'm gona be driving home from school on 46, and look in my rear veiw mirror to see her pop up in my backseat with a butcher knife, haha...this chick ain't right man
wow, she's nuts.
dude this sort of thing happened to me when i was the University of Southern Paramus - it's too long to type but eventually i just blocked her. it made it better.
don't you wish you could not only block people on AIM, but like, in real life too?...that'd be great
no way, she is PSYCHO!!!! want me to kick her for you?
haha, bryan, this is the second journal you've written in which you think somebody could be plotting your death
"paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me...just say you never met me"
yeah, i had to go out and get some body gaurds - hot, female amazon woman body gaurds, cause there's like a $500,000 price on my head...
wait, so if i kill you i get 500,000 dollars? hmmm
since i run faster than you, you make the plan, i'll do the work, i'll split the profit with you 75-25
There goes dan again, faster than a speeding bullet...
thats still 125,000...so, i'm in
let the evil plotting begin!
what is this!!!!...just WHAT, may I ask, is this?!..not only to i have to live in fear of being slain by a stranger, my own friends are plotting against me...man..ya know, w/friends like these, who needs enemas
Awww I almost feel bad for her...opperative word here almost.
did you ever see the movie swimfan?
haha, bad bad bad movie...
THAT chick was jsut too psycho. so horrid
whats that Michael Douglas movie with the psycho woman stalker in it that boils the rabbit.
fatal attraction
THAT's the term i was trying to think of
yeah, me too, haha, that perfectly describes this situation...haha, today i went to dunkin donuts during a break, and when i came back she got all pissed that i didn't ask her if she wanted anything...i felt like saying something like "sorry, i heard psychos were alergic to donuts, i was looking out for your health woman.."
just make sure she doesn't cook your bunny
is that some sorta weird innuendo
its from the movie "fatal attraction" the girl was SO obsessed with michael douglas and she hated his wife....well she took their bunny rabbit and cooed it and put it in a pot on the stove
what was filmed in and around my town!...made me proud to be a hackesackian
I don't think that this explains why the psychos like the bryan...
personally if i were you i would acknowledge her attention and lead her on until you have the chance to rip her heart out of her chest. That ways she doesn't suspect you of plotting against her death. Fight fire with fire. Fight psycho behavior with psycho behavior.
...odd...
ha ha, thats funny
Watch out..she may gnaw your penis off.
Classic
how has everyone figured out how to post when its less than 15 characters but me???
wow. see perfect reason to be aloof and non-conversational while in college.
thats what i do! well...what i did
i seem to have gotten myself a posse of asian kids
yea i had a band of indian followers -- i was not there leader no matter how hard they tried to make me.
ah, so ,they tried to make you king, and you fled to the hills of galilee, like jesus...
basically - but there was a crown from burger king not of thorns.
i want burger king!
haha, yo, d'you see that new burger king commercial!!..THE Burger King himself is in it!...it's freaky
like a real person? or animated?
there is a burger KING? hmmm i wonder if there is a royal court to back him up
Confrontation is essential. Tell her she creeps you out. Tell that she needs to move on. Tell her to put an egg in her shoe and beat it.
Um Bryan my dear... you have faced and survived many a unique predicament. May I pressume to ask your insight on a matter?
uhhhhhh...ok?..what you wana know
So this odd lil guy works @ the theater in my town... Not my friend never was in any remote sense. Happened to be in my study hall back in the day. So this past month went to catch a movie, this dude flips out his cell while I'm payin for my ticket snaps a quickie (darn cell cams). Technically I suppose I can't do anything, I now get the unsettling feeling he thinks we're buddies...
BTW don't wanna know what that picture means to him
it means many good times
that's horrible. has mike shared his stalker at work story yet?
no... and leave it alone
c'mon man, was it THAT traumatizing??
nothing bryan.... ur hot.
psychogirl.ianknows
you should fling boogers at her.
if that doesn't turn her off nothing will
exactly.
hmm...very good idea...it's weird, all of a sudden she seems to be acting normal..like, today, she could of definitely passed for a normal person...and..as annoyed as i was beginging to get w/her wierd behavior..this,it's, it's just not as entertaining
actually, she was on the ezabel earlier as BryDrumFanNo1. she read this thread and is very embarrassed. she won't bug you anymore.
at least not until she gets rid of that shrine with the lit candles...
or the chewed gum statue she has of you in her closet
or the lint from your pockets that she keeps in her purse..
awww..that's actually kinda cute, romantic almost
wait, making a gum statue of somebody you admire is classified as abnormal behaviour?...i mean, wouldn't it depend on the the kind of gum you use?..cause i use wrigglys EXCLUSIVELY..so, i'm not psycho right?
do you use wrigglys because she chews it. if the answer is yes, then you are a psycho.