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Wedding bells a ringin'

oompaloompa05 by oompaloompa05 · Dec 27, 2005 · 176 views · Journal

What's happening? Everybody's getting bitten by the wedding bug but me.And i'm a bridesmaid in each wedding. Am I destined to be the old stinky lady w/thousands of cats that lives on a street where the rumor is that i eat any curious childs that ventures to my 1900's victorian styled house at the end of a culdesac. are am i jus being paraniod? Anyways, how are yall doin?

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9 Comments

ekulu #1 ekuluOG 2002

and when they look into your glass eye...they can see how they will die!

malibu #1.1 malibuOG 2001

oh. so thats how it happens. can u come meet my friends?

ekulu #2 ekuluOG 2002

fivezero #3 fivezeroOG 2003

the marriage bug. heh.

juicymango #4 juicymangoOG 2003

defly just bein paranoid. No need to rush into it.

fivezero #5 fivezeroOG 2003

squash the marriage bug.

oompaloompa05 #5.1 oompaloompa05OG 2002

I so agree

ilikebirds #6 ilikebirdsOG 2002

Can these cats cook, clean, and dance seductively in a little teddy?

If so.. GO WITH THE THOUSAND CATS!

reaf #6.1 reafOG 2002

ha ha - --pause - --- ha ha ha ha

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