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superhero by superhero · Apr 19, 2007 · 323 views · Article

I'm so obsessed with the following things:

Target - in fact, I'm so obsessed with Target we named our cat Target. Although he actually does look like a target, he's orange with all these circular swirls on him that look like targets

The library and creating overdue fines, then finding ways to avoid paying the overdue fines by making up stories about how all my money is tied up in internet stocks

The librarian at my library who's into unicorns - this guy has unicorns as his desktop background, so I'm always making up excuses of things for him to do on the computer on the chance I can see his desktop

Firefox and RSS feeds - engadget and a cup of coffee, is there any better way to start work?

Riding around in Neutral to not spend money on gas, then engaging the turbo as necessary to watch my gas needle rapidly drop

Quaker "Somewhat Instant" Oatmeal - it's not really instant, b/c you gotta wait for the water to saturate the oats or something, i'm not really sure how this all works

Soymilk with Skippy Peanut Butter - ahh so good late at night

All things Mexican - people, the food, "the voice", "the phone number" (if you know me you know the voice and have the phone number memorized)

Things I am no longer obsessed with

Lost

OK that part was shorter than I thought

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33 Comments

juicymango #1 juicymangoOG 2003

i also love all things mexican - chris and I love cooking mexican and we have Rick Bayliss' cookbook with really awesome recipes. Our kitchen is "mexican" theme hehe. We ate Mexican food 24/7 when we were in california. Basically we want to live there.

And Target is great.

And i'm hungry now reading about all this oatmeal and peanut butter

socalgal #1.1 socalgalOG 2003

dont forget in n out too, you guys loved in n out and the cooks are mexican! lol

juicymango #1.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

yeah... but it was just so funny there were so many different kinds of foods and we were excited to try sushi and thai and all this other stuff and then we really only had mexican all week haha

theremin #1.2 thereminOG 2002

...Mexico is very Mexican

thefunkyfresh #2 thefunkyfreshFounder

you know i've never actually been to target

fivezero #3 fivezeroOG 2003

i don't like target for anything, but cheap movies. walmart has cheaps movies too.

thefunkyfresh #3.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

dude... www.half.com

fivezero #3.1.1 fivezeroOG 2003

oof! i never noticed! i just bought 8 movies.

thefunkyfresh #3.1.1.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

megan eadie turned me on to that site like 7 years ago. it's great for cds and dvds

g.f.s.rocks #4 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Dan... you have ALWAYS been obsessed with it, whenever we would go to the Palisades mall you would ALWAYS make it a point to stop by the Target there...

superhero #4.1 superheroOG 2004

yeah i didn't even buy anything from there back then, i just loved it

coreyfeldman #5 coreyfeldmanOG 2003

in general i don't think i like things mexican. I eat mexican food and drink tequilla, but one time when I was in mexico i got kicked out of a resort and almost got arrested, so i've kind of been a little nervous about mexico since then.

Another time, a mexican midget threatened to kick me out of a club because I was dancing in the cages, apparently they were for women only.

fivezero #5.1 fivezeroOG 2003

HAHA!

fivezero #6 fivezeroOG 2003

"Setting sun deals hands of gold
There's velvet eyes in Mexico
Just a fall away
And all she said was true
Speak in tongues, speak in lies
Drooling livers, born to die
It's a wonder that those guns don't point at you"

Queens of the Stone Age - Mexicola

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#7 toxicgirlOG 2003

Skippy Superchunk is one of my favorite foods.

englandkid #7.1 englandkidOG 2003

is that peanut butter?

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#7.1.1 toxicgirlOG 2003

Yeah, I am totally happy with a jar and a spoon.

englandkid #7.1.1.1 englandkidOG 2003

yeah me too! but i like jif smooth

beachbum #7.2 beachbumOG 2002

mmm, honey roasted chunky PB-I practically live on it all winter and summer. I can never go back to regular PB.

tesoro #7.2.1 tesoroOG 2001

i love the smuckers all natural chunky peanut butter....the kind where you have to mix the oil in. :)

originalsnob #7.2.1.1 originalsnobOG 2004

I'm a CHUNKY GURL all the way 2! Am I the only one who will add a little honey to a good spoonful of CHUNKY? It's so yummy...like ridiculously so!!!

englandkid #8 englandkidOG 2003

my mom went to target yesterday, and had a blast... she bought everything!! except she didnt go to the book department... thats MY favorite section!

juicymango #9 juicymangoOG 2003

i love Target

and their commercials i think are the best ones.. the most creative and well-done

and celebrities even shop at Target, it's like the "cool" walmart

haha

a lil bit mo, a lil bit mo

iwz #9.1 iwz

noooo don't get that song stuck in my head again!

juicymango #9.1.1 juicymangoOG 2003

sometimes my brother will call me and JUST sing that part into the phone to basically ruin my day

but hey at least it's something different not just the paperboy theme

socalgal #9.2 socalgalOG 2003

i am obssessed with target! i'll have ONE thing in mind to purchase and i get all excited and buy other things and when i get home i realize i bought everything minus the item i went in to purchase lol

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#9.3 chuggieOG 2003

Target: Because mom and pop can kiss our backside

socalgal #10 socalgalOG 2003

YAY you're obsessed with my people! finally some positive recognition!!! and the voice? lol was that the thing i came across that one time? LOL

superhero #10.1 superheroOG 2004

haha NO *stupid moderator forum security*

the voice is a long-standing joke, involving beans, a little bit of meat, some cilantro, some spices, some tomatoes ... and also some rice.

So basically rice and beans

socalgal #10.1.1 socalgalOG 2003

hahahaha awwww good times. i was at the right place, right time

theremin #11 thereminOG 2002

Watch the soy intake. Besides tasting like liquified cardboard (but that part you're probably used to), it contains estrogen. Don't overdose and accidently change into a female. I guess you don't have much a choice being lactose intolerant tho, hey? Beat.

fivezero #11.1 fivezeroOG 2003

this makes dan hill less of a mystery

web-toedchloe #11.1.1 web-toedchloeOG 2001

Hahaha!!!! I saw some gadget on tv the other day that lets you make your own soy milk - pretty crazy.

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