Sad Day ( UPDATED )
by I did the worse thing anyone on this planet can do yesterday..
as i was driving home from the assembly going no more than about 75 down the turnpike..
singing at the top of my lungs " I bELONG to you... and you .. you belong to meee toooo.." ( lenny k.)
i see this bird.. that i like so much.. fly... and fly and flew right into my grill.. the trucks grill..
* why you all in my grill....* anyway i hit a bird... how do you hit a bird. i hit a bird...
so i look at my rearview mirror and i see the bird on the road.. but going 75 i didn't see it for long.
i assume that i killed it.. . well my trucks grill did.. but.. you know what happens you assume.
UPDATE
So apparently the bird i hit with my grill.
THis morning i looked at my car. nothing was wrong wiith
However on my way to lunch today .. i noticed something.. something large !!!! Apparently a squadron of Birds .. UNLOADED... and i'm talking UNNNNN LOOOOOAAADDDED on my car. Like they all ate laxative pills or something. I have like 6 or 7 LARGE DROPS OF WHITE AND GREEN ICKY-NESS. ahh that little bird told all his friends to bring forth revenge. if i had known i would have put my truck in reverse and TAKEN HIM OUT FOR GOOD !!!!
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lol you killed yourself! how could have done that!
i cant believe you man.. how could you DO that!?!!!
it was like the tatooine scene where anakin killed like 90000 million tuscan raiders.
but yet they didnt show it, very depressing :/
i know. i would have loved to see it. him just killing them all. that'd be great.
you guys are sick puppies
come on you know u wanted to see him slice and dice everyone with the light saber, that would have be hot! Exact that revenge
hahaha. Belmar. Stef's Jeep. Karl.
OH yes ! Karl. .hahah.. anyway yea .. whats with jeeps eating up birds like that.
lol yea, thats what i said too when ty told me bout that. good times.