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wet and wild weekend

raerae by raerae · May 25, 2002 · 223 views · Journal

Something funny happened to me before that i thought i would share with everyone.

My mom was trying to get the hose to turn on cause she wanted to hose off the brick patio that my dad just laid out. Well, she was trying to get the nozzle to work because it was just dripping like pee water. It wouldn't work so she turns around to turn the water pressure up, meanwhile unknowingly pointing the hose straight at me. I didn't think it was going to work so i didn't move out of the way, thus as the water shot out of the hose i was stuck in it's path. My mom turned around and didn't even realize what that she had soaked me. she is so oblivious. I actually didn't get that wet, just a little on my leg. but it could have been really bad!!

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thatdarngirl #1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

"it was just dripping like pee water" I love it

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#1.1 crazygirlOG 2001

haha i was hystarical when i read that to!

rocksupastar #2 rocksupastarFounder

AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... soo funny

magnum #2.1 magnumOG 2001

i guess this is a jersey funny thing

rocksupastar #2.1.1 rocksupastarFounder

or maybe ur just new york stoopid

raerae #2.1.2 raeraeFounder

go away magnum, you annoy me.

magnum #2.1.2.1 magnumOG 2001

sure i go move to another state, oh wait i dont live in the same state so i guess i will just stay here.

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crazygirlOG 2001

that was incredibly stupid

magnum magnumOG 2001

ack the underaged jersey kids are gangin up on me! What am i to do?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Run..very very far away. We are scary when we are in large numbers.

magnum magnumOG 2001

haha i bet, your all gonna kick me in my shins

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

We're not that short..well most of us aren't.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder thatdarngirl

id ran numnuts.. they are a scary bunch.. i would never wanna get into a fight with them... theyd kick my butt

jay79 jay79OG 2001 rocksupastar

yea...but then again, most girls could kick your butt

magnum magnumOG 2001 jay79

haha so true...

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder jay79

...except replace "kick" with "grab"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder rocksupastar

ahhhhahahaha... mike you are definitely bootylicious. or so i've heard

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder thefunkyfresh

hahaha.. i KNEW you were checking me out at the pool yesterday!

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nine9starOG 2001 rocksupastar

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

jay79 jay79OG 2001 rocksupastar

hahaha...yes, that IS what I meant. You saw right through it.

rocksupastar #2.1.2.2 rocksupastarFounder

shooo fly dont bother me, shooo fly dont bother me... hahahhahahaha

ilikebirds #3 ilikebirdsOG 2002

i understand wet.. but wild? did you run around mooing after you got wet ? now that would have been wild.

raerae #3.1 raeraeFounder

as a matter of fact I DID. now what are ya gonna say? huh? huh? what punk?

ilikebirds #3.1.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

did you get matt to record your "WILD" episode? otherwise i Don't BELIEVE YOu . you're lying manipulative wild-faker. and i'm not a punk.. you're a turkey !

iwz #3.1.1.1 iwz

haha is that a variation of

"i'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!"??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i dont know. you tell me.

iwz iwz

remember that commercial?

"Hey, man, wanna try some of this?" (referring to drugs)

"No, man, I don't do that stuff!"

"Well, what are ya, some kinda chicken?"

"I'm not a chicken ... You're a turkey!"

kid runs away

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

of course i remember that commercial . i grew up on that commercial . you're not seriuos are you .. do you think i made up the whole " you're a turkey " line by myself. anyway you double posted. LOSER !.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it still said there were three new comments even though one was deleted

iwz iwz

thanks! bug is fixed!

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