<STRONG>LIES CANNOT BE LIVED.</STRONG>
by Prince of darkness speaks to me, says..."I want to eat your mind from the inside out"...I must not let him, i must resist. But the darkness is clouding my brain, i feel fingers of another kind reaching into my brain and heart, trying to lead me away, into darknessand this place of human wreackage...i must not submit, but it seems this pain is too much, drawing blood and tears and the sweat of my face, curse our father Adam. I cannot keep up this fight, I cannot steer down this path. I do not want to fall, for in the hands of the dark one is where I'll land. I am only, and can only be, MAN, Oh, how this is my solemn curse.
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Yea but i like french fries and stuff.
ty, you never cease to amaze me...
what did i do ... i'm innocent. i'm a good guy.
a good guy...maybe, but innocent...thats pushing it
whoa whoa whoa... dont reveal my secrets. i'm both good and innocent.
oh and pure
As i walked through the forest. Thoughts of fear and terror trembled me. But there he was. the prince of all piranha's. I dont know what he was doing in the forest. and i wasn't sure how he was able to breathe. but he did. And he went to attack me. saying " i want to eat your femur" . I said " NO i need my femur" he said " No give it to me " I said " yea say that a few more times and i might " He said " No time for sarcasm , i am the prince of all evil piranha's that breathe on land" I said " Yea and i'm billy bob bo thornton ,who recently has left angelina jolie" He said " No youre not billy bob is white and old you are asian.. and really he left her , i thought they loved each other " I said " hey it's those celebrity marriages they never work " He said " tell me about it " I said " Do you want to go and take a swim in the lake we can chat about it more " He said " SURE " , So i proceeded to take my clothes off and go skinny dipping with the piranha, little did i know that this was all a ploy for him to get me into the water with all his loyal piranha subjects. Slowly they began eating my femur. But half way through i pulled out my trusty Piranha Repeller gun and shot them all. They all swam away in fear. Here i am with half a femur.
well what excuse do you have for your brain? jk ty, i love you!
how did they swim away if they were in the forest?
when billy got into his music as a career, it was then, when i said, "jolie's gonna divorce him."