The Onion
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Pope Wins Host-Eating Contest
CONEY ISLAND, NY—Pope John Paul II won Monday's 14th Annual Coney Island Host-Eating Contest, as the Vicar of Christ ate 392 sanctified wafers in 12 minutes, edging out his nearest competition, Japanese trencherman Takeru Kobayashi. "His Holiness put on an incredible display of eating, devouring the equivalent of seven and a half full bodies of Christ," said contest organizer and head judge Bishop Thomas Daily. "In the last few seconds, bits of chewed-up wafer started coming out of his nose, but we allowed it because none hit the ground." Said third-place finisher Eric "Badlands" Booker: "Hey, that's why he's pope."
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haha so funny i almost spit out the water i was drinkin
lol, i know, i just had to share. i thought it was funny since i had posted that hot dog eating contest thing
In this article about marriage I found this, hahaha:
"For men, trepidation about marriage is common," Wasserbaum said. "And a total lack of interest in the details of a wedding reception is more common still, even among those who marry willingly. As for the small handful of grooms who actually enjoy their wedding receptions, I'd say most of them are latently gay."
hahahahahaha, so funny
HAHAHAHHAHA.. soooooooo funny... im dying!!!!
then hurry up and die
grumpy!!!
Excuse Adam he doesnt know how to talk to others.....
yea, i couldda told you that.. haha
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shaddup u mouf!!!
Is that the way a newly baptized brother should act... Tsk Tsk Tsk