Holloween

Here is a little something i came up wit last holloween and i couldnt

wait until October to post it.

To All JW's

You see them everywhere, parading up and down dark streets,

dressed as witches, ghosts, superheroes, and the like. They go from

door to door asking for candy. You know who they are...Trick-or-Treaters. Seeing that you don't observe this pagan

holiday, you might not know what to say when these children cometo your door asking for "treats". Well, here are a few suggestions:

• "Sorry, I'm not interested.", or, "I'm not interested in holloween."

• "I don't speak any english."

• "Sorry, I'm busy, can you please come back at another time?"

• "I'm in the tub!!!"

• "We're not at home right now."

• Ask them, "Why do you people come so often???"

• Pick up the nearest phone and say, "Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm on a long distance call"

• If all else fails, simply slam the door in their face without saying anything

  Even if these helpful excuses assist u this year, don't let your guard down! Those Trick-or-Treaters are bound to be back next year, asking for treats again!!!