Holloween
by Here is a little something i came up wit last holloween and i couldnt
wait until October to post it.
To All JW's
You see them everywhere, parading up and down dark streets,
dressed as witches, ghosts, superheroes, and the like. They go from
door to door asking for candy. You know who they are...Trick-or-Treaters. Seeing that you don't observe this pagan
holiday, you might not know what to say when these children cometo your door asking for "treats". Well, here are a few suggestions:
- "Sorry, I'm not interested.", or, "I'm not interested in holloween."
- "I don't speak any english."
- "Sorry, I'm busy, can you please come back at another time?"
- "I'm in the tub!!!"
- "We're not at home right now."
- Ask them, "Why do you people come so often???"
- Pick up the nearest phone and say, "Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm on a long distance call"
- If all else fails, simply slam the door in their face without saying anything
Even if these helpful excuses assist u this year, don't let your guard down! Those Trick-or-Treaters are bound to be back next year, asking for treats again!!!
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haha, thats pretty good.
one year I went out in service the morning after halloween, some smart guy came to the door and said, "who are you supposed to be? Jehovah's Witnesses? haha, nice costumes" Then he offered us pagan sacrifices in the form of chocolate and nuget.
HAHA, are you serious? that's so funny
that happened to me too! but the lady was having a halloween party and was like...oh come in! your just in time!
When I was younger me and my sister use to always scare em away! That was fun!
One word...water guns filled with ice water. Ok so that's not one word, it's really one THOUGHT.
LOL! it's a nice thought
That's kind of cruel. Just because they're enjoying their pagan rituals doesn't mean you should persecute them.
Ohh I wish i would have thought of that one!
what's this "Holloween" that we're talking about? is it anything like "Halloween?"
The origin of this word comes from the phrase "All Hollow's Eve".
Traditionally a night when it was said that all the hollows would come out and be free. The streets were full of rotted out tree trunks, submarines, and empty coconuts.
It was quite a scene.
oh my gosh! that's insane!
in the new jenifer aniston movie-the good girl. this guy is supposed to be all christan and stuff so somebody says to him about halloween and he goes "no thank you i am not a pagan, but enjoy yourself in hell." i read it in a review and was laughing so hard.
that doesnt sound that funny at all julia
i thought it sounded pretty funny. maybe you need a new sense of humor.
nu UHHH maybe YOUUUUUU do!!!!!!
mike, you are at like a 10, you need to bring it down to a 1.
hey.. maybe you should use ur own jokes.. COPY CAT!
nu UHH maybe YOU should!!!!
... im telling ur mom!!!
i'll say you just can't use your own jokes. COPY CAT!
nu uh... ur mom will just give you a spanking and send you to bed without ur dinner!!!
...i'm telling your mom!
noooo
