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Joke: The Parking Ticket

delliott101 by delliott101 · Aug 28, 2002 · 127 views · · · Journal

From David's Inbox: The Parking Ticket 

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I

came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.  So I went up to

him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

 He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked

nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

 So I called him a horse. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with

the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I

didn't care much. My car was parked around the corner...

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9 Comments

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

haha, that was mildly funny. i've heard that its illegal to put money into meters if the time is up if its not ur car...like if u just wanted to be nice to someone...is that true? cuz i was thinking about doing it sometime.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

You're just going to run around with a roll of quarters putting them in people's meters? That's really sweet.

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

I'd check out this first, before doing anything you're uncertain about.

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

Those all cant be real!

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

yes they are, i enacted all those laws myself!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket? that is sooo wild!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002 ·

MILDLY funny???? I hand select only the best jokes I receive and post them... of course I have been accused of being a cornball...

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

cornball...who would ever?????

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahahhahaha. i love it!

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