FIRE!!!
by From David's Inbox: FIRE!!!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof.
The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away.
The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps.
SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
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hahaha... that's so funny. gay firemen... lol
HAHAHAAHAHAA, SO FUNNY
suicide is a terrible problem in our society
did you know more people commit sucide off of the San Fransico bridge than anywhere else. it has something to do with the orange color. supposedly it depresses people. like blue is supposedly a peaceful color.
plus its just a big and famous bridge. it's prolly just a memorable place to jump from. have u seen vertigo???
orange is such a cool color, nyc bridges suck :P they are depressing!
i know i find them more depressing because they're all gray with the big fog and stuff but its supposedly the mentality how the sun doens't come out for long periods of time there that people get more and more depressed and the bridge screams at them JUMP!!!!
i like NYC bridges! the verrazano bridge is SO pretty! at night when its all lit up! its so cool!
George Washinton Bridge is the only bridge I feel semi safe crossing because I've crossed it 20 million and 1 times.
HAHAHHA
I heard that Newburgh had a fire...anyone know if that's true?
Yeah that's true but i don't want to talk about it