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ekulu by ekulu · Sep 28, 2002 · 257 views · Journal

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ten. One to do it, one to write a sad song about it, and eight to cry about it and sing along

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magnum #1 magnumOG 2001

haha that was actually pretty funny

tesoro #2 tesoroOG 2001

lol! aww thats so cute!

thatdarngirl #3 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I totally enjoy that comment!

ilikebirds #4 ilikebirdsOG 2002

no no no .. one more to whine about not being able to help.

reaf #5 reafOG 2002

Ha Ha that made me gigle inside, Nice one!

delliott101 #6 delliott101OG 2002

um.. what's an emo kid?

sux2beme #6.1 sux2bemeOG 2002

go to the home page and look for the link: Emo Music for Emo Kids

delliott101 #6.1.1 delliott101OG 2002

It says that emokidsonline is no longer there, it's now Broken Heart Music.. so what's an emo kid?

sux2beme #6.1.1.1 sux2bemeOG 2002

Please report broken links to the SysOP.

...and take the Emo Quiz...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

No... it's not a broken link... the webmaster changed the site, it looks like

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

*sigh* then DON'T report it, dear david, dear david, dear david, then DON'T report it, dear david, dear david, DON'T report it... *sigh*

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

BTW... see your "quiz" journal...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

ok, great... so now we're posting journal entries to remind me to read my journal entries??? i'm getting media moggified!

thatdarngirl #6.2 thatdarngirlOG 2002

Emo stands for Emotional music. However, like so many other different music styles, it isn't what it used to be. It's now just a name whiney boys who can make a sound or two on their guitar and then cry about the girlfriend that dumped them name their music

delliott101 #6.2.1 delliott101OG 2002

Like what Country music used to be?????

thatdarngirl #6.2.1.1 thatdarngirlOG 2002

I suppose so. Oh, and I only described Emo music. Emo kids are a totally different breed. They're Rivers Cuomo Glasses wearing, tight jean, turtle neck sweater boys with hair in their eyes that can't get a girlfriend and cry about it. Sometimes they're so cute though, yeah.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

wait wait wait.... that can be your punk/emo kid too... they are all the same, i like both emo and punk, and well... my hair IS in my eyes now, but thats just cause i have to get it cut, and IIII have a girl... and i only wrote girl dumping poetry a LONG time ago!!! does that make me emo?

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

go take the quiz...

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

No wonder they can't get a girlfriend, if they dress and wear their hair like a gay boy!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Actually..the sweaters are super cute..especially the whole collared shirt with a sweater vest thing. And the hair into the eyes is sometimes pretty cute too. You should check out Seventeen magazine..they had a whole page layout on how to look 'emo'. It was pretty funny, and the model was hot.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

woah are u kidding me?? thats pretty sickening....seventeen magazine...total teeny bopper mag....has an article on how to look emo? ughhh what are we COMING to! hah

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

oh yeah! that's what dave needs...to be seen standing in the magazine aisle at quik check... checking out Seventeen magazine!!! maybe he could do it during a service break!

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Yeah, I better go do that.... NOT!!!!

malibu malibuOG 2001

no the whole "i don't care how i look" and "i'm into the environment" attitude makes them cool. emo guys are cool.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i agree, i heart emo guys ;) haha

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

When the comment about turtle necks and hair in the eyes was made, I pictured some gay kid...

sux2beme sux2bemeOG 2002

don't you mean: The Beach Boys ??? and what about: The Righteous Brothers ??? I guess emo's been around awhile.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

Nah... the Beach Boys has these great button down striped shirts in the early days and hair neat and parted on the side... then they had the hippie look.. but the Righteous Brothers DID look gay anyway...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow! perfect explanation! some of the old "emo" is pretty good. I like the promise ring. saves the day and weezer has also been classified by some as "emo" and they're okay. i like weezer alot more than saves the day though

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

In the words of Rivers- "We're not really Emo we're more elmo. Yeah..we're elmo rock." Weezer is 'emo' because of the emotion it contains in their songs, which would make sense if emo actually meant emotional. It really doesn't anymore..it's more like over-emotional-whiney-babies.

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