I can't Stand it
by You know what I hate the most about EZABEL ?
It's when people come on here and write stuff.
It frustrates me so much.
Especially when people come on and try to write something , while thinking in their head " Oh this is cute, it's going to be so funny, I can't wait until someone reads this and i get a reply that says ' YOU ARE HOTT ' "
But you know what i do love though right ?
lotion !!! it's good for so many things.. like lotioning your legs when they are all dry. you can lotion your arms too. And if you're feeling kinda sweet you can lotion your hands while you lotion your legs. it's amazing.
best of all, you can take a napkin fill it with lotion.. let it soak for about 5 seconds and throw it at someones car.... BOOM
AI Summary
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YOU'RE SOOOO HOTT
i think the consensus is revealed in the fact that there's 25 views on this journal, but only two posts.
28 views and 3 posts :) and who was you talking about with the whole you're hott thing
i was talking about the playa hatin, riot creatin, asian sensation. perhaps you've had a local needs part on why it's wrong to hang out with him. I think he's a little too much fun for your own good, if you know what i mean
i wasnt asking you, i was asking about what he wrote in the journal
I was talking about you. you're hott.
I'm getting this amazing visual with that last paragraph....hhhhhhmmmmm
hey if you wanna see me lotion my legs and arms LIVE and in person . i'm selling tickets.. hurry thought.. they are selling like rice cakes in asia.
Thai is gay which explains the lotion
when i said "lotion " i meant "ryan " , see lotion is my nickname for you .. you know because of that night 4 weeks ago in the lighthouse with the lizard and the polish? you remember?
so dave was there too huh?
who are you calling polish?
he's obviously talking about llanos (see my previous comment).
oh, like Dave Llanos is the ONLY polish person around. He could be talking about ANYONE :)
what ?!?! there are more poles running around.. are you kidding me... davey told me he was unique and one of a kind. and tricked me into marrying him to preserve his species. what a joker.. i'll get him next time
yes but ryan, thai and dave have a "special" relationship.
HA! who told you that ? no such thing exists. well unless you are talking about the relatinship where i am there master and they are my pet lizards.
hey no need to be jealous... ty is our pet vietnamese and we sometimes let him out of his tank to do his ninja stuff. other than that you can come see him in my basement playing with his toy girlfriend
yea i meant to ask you about that ... can skippy get a new outfit ? she's been wearing the same pink jogging suit for about 4 years now man... hook an asian up !!
i think i have just the thing you're looking for my little friend, hows about a nice pantsuit and fake mustache sound?? eh eh? man you dont know how good you have it in that tank..
yes i do think that, well and my cousin but he's half so he dont count
shut up! just shut up!