Driving is Kool
by So on the way to see Two Towers tonight I had another amazing driving experience. It's really hard to see the turn for Parsippany theaters and hence forth very easy to miss. Just like I did tonight. Well, being halfway passed it I figure I could make it anyways. So I tried it at least. Didn't exactly work as planned. I did almost take out a sign but ended up just hitting a curve instead. Turns out Volvo's only like to turn a certain amount before they stop turning, and that my brakes don't like to stop all to fast. Therefore, I hit a curb. Again. It just jumped right out infront of me. Not only that, but as I turned Vanessa Porrino somehow ended up in my lap. Yeah, she didn't have her seatbelt on which made me pretty mad when I found out. Anyways, she fell into my lap THEN I hit the curb. Obviously her fault, right?
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yes...vanessa is prone to jumping...I recall one particular evening when I drove her and some other people to Dunkin Donuts...she was definitely nuts.
It's all that coffee she drinks ;-)
Vanessa did not jump into lindsay's lap, she didnt even come out of her seat a little bit, she just sorta leaned a little. Shes not crazy either, just a little excitable
crazy, excitable...same thing.
SORTA? leaned? No no Julie, she was like half way ontop of me. Maybe on my lap is a bit of an exageration but she was definetly half way ontop of me when i first started to turn but when I hit the curb she bounced back.
i would just like to say that VANESSA wrote that in my name because i found dan and dave's comment way to funny about her to even be able to type. she was just ashamed that she was a lemming.
I dont know, Vanessa is pretty solid, i dont think she could bounce if she tried. She didnt even lean over the thing in the middle where the seatbelts are! Ur very good at twisting the truth though
You lie! Even Sammy said she was half ontop of me
this would make a great 'random musing'
that once again was vanessa. she defends herself and acts like its me. very upsetting. seems sister vs. sister though. nice! jello wrestlin time.
Julie darling..change your password and make it so you have to log in every time. And I thought it was her anyways..now she must die.
no like i'll be on and showing her and she'll physically use her brute force against me so i move and she proceeds to pretend to be me.
Yep..Nessy is a brute.
coffee is good for you
if you're an addict
if your anybody lol
not if ur a weirdo who hates coffee but goes to a coffee shop down camping and spill it everywhere and make the driver of the car want you to dissapper
i'm not sure i got all that, but ditto?
long story.... i went to a coffee shop with some people and got a cappichhino float of something and the lady didnt mix the ice cream in so i tried to and all the coffee bubbled over the edges of the cup and went all over the floor and the table and me. and everytime i tried to pull out the straw it happened , about 3 times, and i could almost hear the driver telling me to go away it was funny
see, that's the part i don't get: if ur at a table, who's driving?
no the person that drove us there.
ahhh. well they should shutup and be glad you didn't spill it all over their car!
i agree. they should
just remember volvo is the safest car on earth so if it was another car u prolly would have died. I think you should not drive for a while and consider this!
saturns are
ahh yes. Parsippany Theatres. right down the street from me. I've seen many a crappy movie there, I think I saw the Batman with George Clooney there. how funny. I was thinking of going to the movies last night too. I might have run into you if I had any idea what you looked like.
ya crazy kid. the movies were like 10 feet away from fuddruckers, we didn't believe we had a cause to buckle up. obviously your drivin can't be trusted! (tee hee) at least the boys didn't mock you to bad.
i didn't know parsippany had a movie theater. where is that at? (oh wiat my mom taught me to never end a sentence with a preposition.) "where is that at, YO!"
by the strip mall with the great wazoo and mcdonald's on rt 46. in the back.
and, thatdarngirl, you coulda just turned at the light!!
the great wazoo?? WHY does that sound like a strip joint???
more like a fruity strip joint
something more your speed, right joe?
joe..why do you let mike pick on you, of all people..i mean, look at how he dresses...he's gotta be gay...
because i know katie is just marrying him for his saturn, and then shes gonna ditch him after that!
ME?! your the gay lookin one buddy...
I did realize that at the time..BUT we were really anxious to get seats and I didn't think the turn would have been that bad. I forgot to remember that my car doesn't like turning sharply at all.